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« Reply #4000 on: August 29, 2009, 12:16:55 PM »

Also, for those non-Catholics among us, this part where Ted Jr. is speaking, is actually no longer allowed during a funeral Mass. The eulogy is supposed to be given by the priest. Basically, the Church told us to keep this kinda stuff for the wake and the after funeral luncheon in the church basement. Oh, and this laughing and joking? Again, for the wake and luncheon.

Just wanted to let you know how a real funeral is supposed to be.
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« Reply #4001 on: August 29, 2009, 12:17:21 PM »

  It's awful, I haven't been on a computer that long either, one day over the phone she was telling me to look up something, I had it so messed up, I was crying. When I want her to do something, I just say do it, but don't explain, I will never remember 

Aren't they mean to us? 

I don't learn if I can't see what's he's doing, and he always wants to do it "his way". Gosh, I had so many trojans at first, and he was always yelling at me.   


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« Reply #4002 on: August 29, 2009, 12:19:16 PM »

GIZZIE  -   I just left you a hint over in the practice thread.    I hope it will help.

Thank you! Going now...My son was trying to show me, and he's terrible at explaining things, so he walked away. 

I think I'm seeing 2 links, if I'm doing it right.  I don't know, lemme look quick...
Sounds like my daughter. I just say to her, when I was in kindergarden we played in a sandbox, we were not on computers 

It took me forever to learn how to do videos.   
I looked at the instructions to do videos, and I was in shock 
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« Reply #4003 on: August 29, 2009, 12:21:52 PM »

  It's awful, I haven't been on a computer that long either, one day over the phone she was telling me to look up something, I had it so messed up, I was crying. When I want her to do something, I just say do it, but don't explain, I will never remember 

Aren't they mean to us? 

I don't learn if I can't see what's he's doing, and he always wants to do it "his way". Gosh, I had so many trojans at first, and he was always yelling at me.   



Hey, I tell her I know how to do laundry real well, and you don't   
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« Reply #4004 on: August 29, 2009, 12:23:07 PM »

I am declaring a hissy fit beforehand if the current Pres. takes communion. Actually, none of presidents are Catholic, so they darn well better not be gettin' any of those hosts!

And I note that the cameras didn't show that side of the church gettting communion. Must be to spare Dear Leader's image.

I'm almost certain that Moslems do not take communion.
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« Reply #4005 on: August 29, 2009, 12:23:26 PM »

Hey, I tell her I know how to do laundry real well, and you don't   

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« Reply #4006 on: August 29, 2009, 12:25:54 PM »

I am declaring a hissy fit beforehand if the current Pres. takes communion. Actually, none of presidents are Catholic, so they darn well better not be gettin' any of those hosts!

And I note that the cameras didn't show that side of the church gettting communion. Must be to spare Dear Leader's image.

I'm almost certain that Moslems do not take communion.
In the Catholic church, no one who is not Catholic is allowed to take communion. but Dear Leader, well, he just does whatever he feels like. I will find out if he took communion. Too bad he can't be excommunicated! Dangit, JSM, why'd you have to go skating????
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« Reply #4007 on: August 29, 2009, 12:27:02 PM »

Also, for those non-Catholics among us, this part where Ted Jr. is speaking, is actually no longer allowed during a funeral Mass. The eulogy is supposed to be given by the priest. Basically, the Church told us to keep this kinda stuff for the wake and the after funeral luncheon in the church basement. Oh, and this laughing and joking? Again, for the wake and luncheon.

Just wanted to let you know how a real funeral is supposed to be.

My understanding is that the Eulogy is properly given graveside.  Wonder how the church is feeling about all this.
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« Reply #4008 on: August 29, 2009, 12:27:36 PM »

  I'm showing off my new talent! 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/vXyNSSFOnEg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;[flash=300,300]" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/vXyNSSFOnEg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;[flash=300,300]</a>
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« Reply #4009 on: August 29, 2009, 12:28:10 PM »

I am declaring a hissy fit beforehand if the current Pres. takes communion. Actually, none of presidents are Catholic, so they darn well better not be gettin' any of those hosts!

And I note that the cameras didn't show that side of the church gettting communion. Must be to spare Dear Leader's image.

I'm almost certain that Moslems do not take communion.
In the Catholic church, no one who is not Catholic is allowed to take communion. but Dear Leader, well, he just does whatever he feels like. I will find out if he took communion. Too bad he can't be excommunicated! Dangit, JSM, why'd you have to go skating????

When he met the Pope he slipped the host in his pocket rather than declining it.
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« Reply #4010 on: August 29, 2009, 12:28:46 PM »

I'm showing off my new talent! 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/vXyNSSFOnEg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;[flash=300,300]" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/vXyNSSFOnEg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;[flash=300,300]</a>
   
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« Reply #4011 on: August 29, 2009, 12:28:55 PM »

And this applause? Again, a big no no!
We Catholics do not believe in having fun at church.
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« Reply #4012 on: August 29, 2009, 12:30:34 PM »

I am declaring a hissy fit beforehand if the current Pres. takes communion. Actually, none of presidents are Catholic, so they darn well better not be gettin' any of those hosts!

And I note that the cameras didn't show that side of the church gettting communion. Must be to spare Dear Leader's image.

I'm almost certain that Moslems do not take communion.
In the Catholic church, no one who is not Catholic is allowed to take communion. but Dear Leader, well, he just does whatever he feels like. I will find out if he took communion. Too bad he can't be excommunicated! Dangit, JSM, why'd you have to go skating????

When he met the Pope he slipped the host in his pocket rather than declining it.
And then Michelle probably sold it on ebay!
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« Reply #4013 on: August 29, 2009, 12:31:54 PM »

I'm showing off my new talent! 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/vXyNSSFOnEg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;[flash=300,300]" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/vXyNSSFOnEg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;[flash=300,300]</a>
Yeah Gizzie! I'm too lazy to try this yet, so my hat's off to ya!
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« Reply #4014 on: August 29, 2009, 12:41:51 PM »

Also, for those non-Catholics among us, this part where Ted Jr. is speaking, is actually no longer allowed during a funeral Mass. The eulogy is supposed to be given by the priest. Basically, the Church told us to keep this kinda stuff for the wake and the after funeral luncheon in the church basement. Oh, and this laughing and joking? Again, for the wake and luncheon.

Just wanted to let you know how a real funeral is supposed to be.

My understanding is that the Eulogy is properly given graveside.  Wonder how the church is feeling about all this.

That is what JSM and hubby said too.   
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« Reply #4015 on: August 29, 2009, 12:42:02 PM »

I'm showing off my new talent! 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/vXyNSSFOnEg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;[flash=300,300]" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/vXyNSSFOnEg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;[flash=300,300]</a>
Good for you  One day maybe I will be able to do this   
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« Reply #4016 on: August 29, 2009, 12:43:11 PM »

And this applause? Again, a big no no!
We Catholics do not believe in having fun at church.


Is it over yet?I am in here with the grandson.
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« Reply #4017 on: August 29, 2009, 12:43:32 PM »

And this applause? Again, a big no no!
We Catholics do not believe in having fun at church.

I never heard applause at church. And when we as kids tried to have a little fun at church, the nuns took care of that quickly 
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« Reply #4018 on: August 29, 2009, 12:44:24 PM »

And this applause? Again, a big no no!
We Catholics do not believe in having fun at church.


Is it over yet?I am in here with the grandson.

Nope.  Big O is giving his monologue now.
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« Reply #4019 on: August 29, 2009, 12:44:31 PM »

Hooray for Gizzie.   
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