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« Reply #2440 on: February 25, 2010, 09:07:53 PM »

The last skater skates at 10:45 Central Time. Doesn't NBC know that I have to go to work in the morning back in the hazmat suit? 

HAHAHA!  JSM, if I had a nickel for all the times THIS WEEK you've said "I Hate NBC" I could get you cable TV!
Screw NBC! I'm gonna set my DVR and pass out..the neulasta is kickin' in.
Oh Tevye, this is your last round of neulasta right or will you have to continue? GO TO BED!! Sleep well and we will see you in the morning.  an angelic monkey
Yes, this was my last neulasta! Thank God!!! I'll probably be up on and off tonite, so who knows, at 3 am I might tell you which skater dresses out of the bottom of Johnny Wier(d) closet!!
I'm glad it is your last. I have been out with Josef, he just puked again. I am thinking about taking him to the vet in a minute.

Oh, JSM that's too bad.  So sorry.
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« Reply #2441 on: February 25, 2010, 09:08:52 PM »

OK, I know we're not supposed to dis the home country, but this Canadian skater has on WAAAAAY too much jewelry. The stones are rather huge. I mean, my gosh, they're almost so big I don't believe they're real!!!

However, I do like the design of her costume. Just those frighteningly large jewels!
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« Reply #2442 on: February 25, 2010, 09:09:07 PM »

Some woman named Slaughter was speaking at that faux summit on health care and she told an anecdotal story about someone having to wear their dead sister's false teeth.  I didn't catch all of it, just that part.  Well, I think I'll email her office and tell her that my brother and I can afford only one glass eye between us so when I have it, he stays home and vice-versa.  Makes about as much sense.
  OMG, now really, I'll bet the teeth don't fit.

Well, neither does the glass eyeball.
       Tevye get a good night's sleep  an angelic monkey Brandi sorry you don't feel well  an angelic monkey Poor Josef sure hope he feels better in the morning  an angelic monkey
  an angelic monkey Thanks No Rose, I am getting very worried now. He won't eat or touch is ice, nor any treats I try and give him. I am thinking about opening a packet of tuna and see if he will try and eat that. He is all alert when we are outside, just lethargic inside.
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« Reply #2443 on: February 25, 2010, 09:10:04 PM »

Green Eyes, hope you can get a good night's sleep tonight  an angelic monkey
Me too. I never have that problem. My problem is being able to stay up long enough to see skating.
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« Reply #2444 on: February 25, 2010, 09:15:27 PM »

Sunny,I'll see you haunted laptop and raise you a possum on the porch.   

I can't do this again tonight.the possum must leave.I am off to do some exterminating.   

No not again tonight!! Those little buggers like your porch.  I finally turned the sounds off!    Hopefully the hex will be gone tomorrow!
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« Reply #2445 on: February 25, 2010, 09:16:10 PM »

Green Eyes, hope you can get a good night's sleep tonight  an angelic monkey
Me too. I never have that problem. My problem is being able to stay up long enough to see skating.
Josef knows what he is doing as far as not eating. When Zoe gets her bouts she does not go near food nor water. When she feels better that is when she starts eating and drinking. I've been there so many times with Zoe, it isn't funny. If he is lively outside that is good, just watch him.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #2446 on: February 25, 2010, 09:16:53 PM »

Sunny,I'll see you haunted laptop and raise you a possum on the porch.   

I can't do this again tonight.the possum must leave.I am off to do some exterminating.   

No not again tonight!! Those little buggers like your porch.  I finally turned the sounds off!    Hopefully the hex will be gone tomorrow!
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« Reply #2447 on: February 25, 2010, 09:18:16 PM »

Hi Monkeys. I'm back. Finally got out of the chit hole. Gotta a sick dog tonight. He has vomited twice tonight and isn't acting right. Won't eat, but was eating his ice. I am going to try and read back. I am pooped (no pun intended)  Monkey Devil!

Poor dog......did you or someone change his food?  Surely you didn't have to clean sewer water 'stuff'?
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« Reply #2448 on: February 25, 2010, 09:20:28 PM »

SKATING IS  ON NOW!!!

Hello again, monkey friends.  JSM I'm so sorry poor Josef has been having such a time.  And for you!


  Hi Mind on Fire, I didn't realize they would show skating so early. I feel so sorry for Josef. You could just hear his belly rumbling. 

aawwwww...do you have any rice....you can cook him a scrambled egg and a little rice.. or chicken and rice ......
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« Reply #2449 on: February 25, 2010, 09:21:33 PM »



Made this for tonight/last night of skating.

I am going to bed, not feeling very well.

Have a fun night!

Brandi, sorry you aren't feeling well. Sleep and wake up feeling fine!
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« Reply #2450 on: February 25, 2010, 09:23:26 PM »

Sunny, I like the sound of a ME DAY 

Every woman should have one IMO. A day to take care of you and do what you want,...if it's just laying around reading all day.
That sounds great, I swear that I haven't had one since my kids were born, a hundred years ago 

then schedule one for yourself....it does wonders for your soul!!  Sometimes my cousin and I will take our dogs to daycare and take off ......we have wound up in the oddest places, laughing ourselves silly, acting like children again.  Don't let JSM know but a couple of weeks ago she and went ice falling....it was supposed to be ice skating, but it was ice falling for us..... some nice young men finally took pity on us old ladies and helped us around the rink a couple of times...they were laughing as hard as we were by the time we got finished. We were luck we didn't break something. WE were trying to hold each other us and wound up bringing each other down....and we were holding onto the railing during all this!  LOL  We went to the art museum, had lunch at the museum and wound up at the Goodwill of all places!!  What a fun day.

    Good for you and your cousin Sunny.

hahahaha...you weren't suppose to see that.
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« Reply #2451 on: February 25, 2010, 09:24:55 PM »

Dang it one skater then back to ski jumps. Canada Womens won Gold. That should make Northern Happy.   
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« Reply #2452 on: February 25, 2010, 09:26:07 PM »

Dang it one skater then back to ski jumps. Canada Womens won Gold. That should make Northern Happy.   
Oh my that would be in hockey. 
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« Reply #2453 on: February 25, 2010, 09:26:29 PM »

SKATING IS  ON NOW!!!

Hello again, monkey friends.  JSM I'm so sorry poor Josef has been having such a time.  And for you!


  Hi Mind on Fire, I didn't realize they would show skating so early. I feel so sorry for Josef. You could just hear his belly rumbling. 

aawwwww...do you have any rice....you can cook him a scrambled egg and a little rice.. or chicken and rice ......

I just had to explain to my cat that puking on the carpet is NOT cool.  I told her if she feels the need, head for tile - it's easier to clean!!  (and yes, she knows what I'm saying.  honest)
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« Reply #2454 on: February 25, 2010, 09:31:21 PM »

Night y'all. I hope everyone sleeps well and through the night. I hope all the animal 'kids' gets better. 
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« Reply #2455 on: February 25, 2010, 09:32:56 PM »

Night y'all. I hope everyone sleeps well and through the night. I hope all the animal 'kids' gets better. 

'Night, Sunny.
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« Reply #2456 on: February 25, 2010, 09:37:04 PM »

I don't know what to do for Josef. He just threw up again while we were outside, yet he tried to chase a cat into the bushes and I had to break my back to keep him from getting it. If I call the vet, they will tell me to bring him in and the on call vet will want to do all kinds of stuff that I can't afford and Joe doesn't need. Please monkeys, pray that I am doing the right thing and waiting until tomorrow.
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« Reply #2457 on: February 25, 2010, 09:37:30 PM »

Night y'all. I hope everyone sleeps well and through the night. I hope all the animal 'kids' gets better. 
Night Sunny.
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« Reply #2458 on: February 25, 2010, 09:38:23 PM »

Sunny, I like the sound of a ME DAY 

Every woman should have one IMO. A day to take care of you and do what you want,...if it's just laying around reading all day.
That sounds great, I swear that I haven't had one since my kids were born, a hundred years ago 

then schedule one for yourself....it does wonders for your soul!!  Sometimes my cousin and I will take our dogs to daycare and take off ......we have wound up in the oddest places, laughing ourselves silly, acting like children again.  Don't let JSM know but a couple of weeks ago she and went ice falling....it was supposed to be ice skating, but it was ice falling for us..... some nice young men finally took pity on us old ladies and helped us around the rink a couple of times...they were laughing as hard as we were by the time we got finished. We were luck we didn't break something. WE were trying to hold each other us and wound up bringing each other down....and we were holding onto the railing during all this!  LOL  We went to the art museum, had lunch at the museum and wound up at the Goodwill of all places!!  What a fun day.

    Good for you and your cousin Sunny.

hahahaha...you weren't suppose to see that.
I did. Good for y'all.
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« Reply #2459 on: February 25, 2010, 09:39:20 PM »

I don't know what to do for Josef. He just threw up again while we were outside, yet he tried to chase a cat into the bushes and I had to break my back to keep him from getting it. If I call the vet, they will tell me to bring him in and the on call vet will want to do all kinds of stuff that I can't afford and Joe doesn't need. Please monkeys, pray that I am doing the right thing and waiting until tomorrow.

JSM, it is a good sign that he's up to chasing a cat. If he weren't, and was just apathetic, then I would really worry.  Is there any possibility he ate something at school that disagreed with him?  I'm assuming he is never outside unless you're with him, so he wouldn't have caught and eaten anything, like a rodent....sorry if that's too graphic. 
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