JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #4

[Northern Rose]

Morning All..

CC- your avi scared the snit out me this morning.  I did a WTH?

Fanny - how was the cornbread?  Your dinner sounded so wonderful

Gizzie - glad the beat malls turned out!  Happy to share any of the recipes I have anytime.

JSM - hope you are feeling better

No Rose - as my oldest would say "kick her in the ovaries"

The cornbread was wonderful. I'll make it again and again. The whole dinner was great. I think that is why I was so sleepy last night. I got a full tummy and got sleepy. 

    

[CasuallyCool]

I bet CC hears it all the time.... "Are you happy to see me or is that a baby alligator strapped to your thigh?"

NoRose - is that your pick-up line?     

Be very wary if you order your alligator meat for home delivery, as it often comes alive and kicking! There's nothing worse than opening a UPS jiffy bag and getting a nip on the arm from one of these little mites, so gloves at the ready please. We want to be the ones that are doing the eating here.

[Northern Rose]

NY students: We learned of attack via the media

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (AP) — Hofstra University students say they first learned about an alleged campus gang-rape from the media or Facebook — not from the Long Island school.

An 18-year-old student was allegedly sexually assaulted by five men around 3 a.m. Sunday after being lured into a dormitory men's room.

University officials say they notified students about the alleged crime Monday afternoon through an internal home page. The posting was updated Tuesday.

The school says it only sends text and e-mail alerts when there's an "imminent threat."

http://www.newsday.com/news/new-york/ny-students-we-learned-of-attack-via-the-media-1.1452066

    

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning Monkeys!!!  Hope everyone is having a good day!

Morning Mission.

Good Morning JSM - are you feeling better and back to yourself somewhat today?

Thanks Mission, feeling somewhat better. Still I wish I were at home in bed.

[Gizzie]

Morning All..

CC- your avi scared the snit out me this morning.  I did a WTH?

Fanny - how was the cornbread?  Your dinner sounded so wonderful

Gizzie - glad the beat malls turned out!  Happy to share any of the recipes I have anytime.

JSM - hope you are feeling better

No Rose - as my oldest would say "kick her in the ovaries"

I am sure I'll be requesting more recipes in the very near future! 

Each one so far has been a hit, especially the pierogi. Thanks again! 

[Northern Rose]

I bet CC hears it all the time.... "Are you happy to see me or is that a baby alligator strapped to your thigh?"

NoRose - is that your pick-up line?     

Be very wary if you order your alligator meat for home delivery, as it often comes alive and kicking! There's nothing worse than opening a UPS jiffy bag and getting a nip on the arm from one of these little mites, so gloves at the ready please. We want to be the ones that are doing the eating here.

The only things I pick up is dirty dishes, laundry and the dog gifts in the back yard.  No line needed for those.   

[Gizzie]

Baby alligator among items seized by TSA

NEW YORK, Sept. 13 (UPI) -- The Transportation Security Administration says it has seized 123,189 items from passengers at three New York-area airports, including a baby alligator.

The New York Post said Sunday also among the tens of thousands of prohibited items seized since January at the three local airports was a 6-foot-long African spear and a gassed-up chainsaw.

The federal agency said other items that passengers were not allowed to board flights with include unwashed adult toys, 10-point deer antlers and even a kitchen sink.

The unidentified passenger caught attempting to travel from New York to Puerto Rico with a baby alligator had the live animal strapped to his thigh in an attempt to fool airport officials.

Meanwhile, a total of 122 passengers were stopped at Newark Liberty International Airport, John F. Kennedy International Airport and LaGuardia Airport since January for attempting to board flights with ammunition and gunpowder.

The Post said the three airports also account for nearly 450 pounds worth of abandoned goods each month.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/09/13/Baby-alligator-among-items-seized-by-TSA/UPI-90601252863918/

Eww! Who would carry around unwashed adult toys anyway? 

[CasuallyCool]

I bet CC hears it all the time.... "Are you happy to see me or is that a baby alligator strapped to your thigh?"

NoRose - is that your pick-up line?     

Be very wary if you order your alligator meat for home delivery, as it often comes alive and kicking! There's nothing worse than opening a UPS jiffy bag and getting a nip on the arm from one of these little mites, so gloves at the ready please. We want to be the ones that are doing the eating here.

The only things I pick up is dirty dishes, laundry and the dog gifts in the back yard.  No line needed for those.   

Dirty laundry?     

[joesamas mama]

Morning All..

CC- your avi scared the snit out me this morning.  I did a WTH?

Fanny - how was the cornbread?  Your dinner sounded so wonderful

Gizzie - glad the beat malls turned out!  Happy to share any of the recipes I have anytime.

JSM - hope you are feeling better

No Rose - as my oldest would say "kick her in the ovaries"

Morning Northern. Feeling better just tired. How are you this fine AM?

[no rose colored glasses]

Somebody humor me and tell me the rest of the day will be okay 

[CasuallyCool]

Baby alligator among items seized by TSA

NEW YORK, Sept. 13 (UPI) -- The Transportation Security Administration says it has seized 123,189 items from passengers at three New York-area airports, including a baby alligator.

The New York Post said Sunday also among the tens of thousands of prohibited items seized since January at the three local airports was a 6-foot-long African spear and a gassed-up chainsaw.

The federal agency said other items that passengers were not allowed to board flights with include unwashed adult toys, 10-point deer antlers and even a kitchen sink.

The unidentified passenger caught attempting to travel from New York to Puerto Rico with a baby alligator had the live animal strapped to his thigh in an attempt to fool airport officials.

Meanwhile, a total of 122 passengers were stopped at Newark Liberty International Airport, John F. Kennedy International Airport and LaGuardia Airport since January for attempting to board flights with ammunition and gunpowder.

The Post said the three airports also account for nearly 450 pounds worth of abandoned goods each month.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/09/13/Baby-alligator-among-items-seized-by-TSA/UPI-90601252863918/

Eww! Who would carry around unwashed adult toys anyway? 

Quit whining about it and take matters into your own hands.     

[CasuallyCool]

Somebody humor me and tell me the rest of the day will be okay 

“In Soviet Russia, humour laughs at you!”

The rest of your day will not be okay, it will be great!

[trimmonthelake]

                         Good Morning Monkeys.

This pic is really neat Trimm 

Hey Mission.     

[no rose colored glasses]

Somebody humor me and tell me the rest of the day will be okay 

“In Soviet Russia, humour laughs at you!”

The rest of your day will not be okay, it will be great!

Can I take that to the bank?

[Fanny Mae]

Press conference in two hours for the Annie Le case. The more I'm reading about Clark and his little girlfriend the more troubled I am. And the police did say he and the girlfriend were trying to escape they found them at the airport. 

Thanks No Rose, can you give us a heads up before it happens and a link. TIA JSM 

Hope you are feeling better, I will watch the thread and look for a link 

Thanks No Rose, feeling better, just very tired. I've been trying to watch the Annie thread. It is just creeping me out he was let go last night.

Did you go back to work today?

[joesamas mama]

Somebody humor me and tell me the rest of the day will be okay 

Meeting not go well?

Okay, the rest of the day will be okay. 

[trimmonthelake]

ACT NOW!

 

[Northern Rose]

Somebody humor me and tell me the rest of the day will be okay 

I can let you know where to find this bad boy who is named "Tiny" to unleash on your association. 

If they say you can not keep him I think that would be discrimination on many counts.

[Northern Rose]

Somebody humor me and tell me the rest of the day will be okay 

Meeting not go well?

Okay, the rest of the day will be okay. 

This man was not having a good time at the game as no one told him he was honorary bat boy for the day.

[Fanny Mae]

Somebody humor me and tell me the rest of the day will be okay 

I can let you know where to find this bad boy who is named "Tiny" to unleash on your association. 

If they say you can not keep him I think that would be discrimination on many counts.

You can sure tell he's a HE! 
I think he could take care of your kids problem, NO ROSE. And the association management lady too!