JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #13 2/13/10 -

[Northern Rose]

Someone gave reporter dude a dog to protect him from Biden's white trench coat Woman if he runs into them again.  He said the dog does not snap as hard and is better behaved      

[Brandi]

Oh I did get a lovely parting gift. One of those lunch sacks that hold a six pack of beer 

I ordered my pictures and the videos and should get them in about three weeks. That way I can review what I did wrong, plus I am changing my artistic music to Barber's Adagio for Strings. BEAT THAT OLD LADY! 

That's the spirit of a winner, JSM!

Congrats!

[joesamas mama]

Hahaha!

Slammed I am. So funny, Northern!

I made JSM a special medal monkey also. Am waiting for her to come back from skating to show her!

 

I'm back Brandi, I hope the medal is silver.

CONGRATS, JSM!!! A two-time winner!!!

I used the medal you won yesterday to make you your own monkey!


http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo242/Brandi-Monkey/MonkeyGuys/jsm.gif

Hope you like it!

Brandi, that is adorable. You don't know what it means to me right now. I am having a horrible pity party. I got beat by a woman that couldn't even hold a catch foot spiral for at least two feet. I can hold mine blue line to blue line. I asked my coach what I did wrong, she said nothing we were tied except for one judge that gave the lady two extra points and this lady skates at the rink that judge teaches. That is the only excuse I could get. Plus my coach said they probably felt sorry for her because she was elderly.

Did you get the autograph of the Russian judge?  Bet Torville and Dean knpw her from the day.  You should feel really good.

1. You won silver!
2. You were better than the other one and the Russian Judge had no other choice! Nyet Nyet!
3. You have now experienced skating politics.......


You are Olympic material!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  I have now experienced skating politics!!! That was exactly what I thought. I wanted so bad to skate against someone but not to lose this way. oh well it is going to make me work harder and harder. Get my jumps, I was so nervous I left out a toe loop, so that is probably what did me in, plus I hadn't practiced it much I was more worried about the ribbon routine. I am      and when I get mad I am on a mission. So I am going to start taking half days on Tuesdays and skating for the next competition with my new music and new program. Work on jumps and kick some azz!!!!!! I think this has lit a fire under my arse! Thanks for all the well wishes!

[Northern Rose]

Hockey update

5 minutes left in 3rd period

USA 10
China 0

No sign of trench coat woman and Biden   

[no rose colored glasses]

The judges probably did give her the gold because she was elderly, how elderly was she? I wouldn't worry about that at all, it was a I feel sorry for her win. 

[joesamas mama]

Brandi, that is adorable. You don't know what it means to me right now. I am having a horrible pity party. I got beat by a woman that couldn't even hold a catch foot spiral for at least two feet. I can hold mine blue line to blue line. I asked my coach what I did wrong, she said nothing we were tied except for one judge that gave the lady two extra points and this lady skates at the rink that judge teaches. That is the only excuse I could get. Plus my coach said they probably felt sorry for her because she was elderly.

So, in other words, you were a better skater, you're younger and prettier than Tanya (let's just call her that, OK?) and they gave her a pity gold. You EARNED your silver. Be proud of what you earned! I"m very proud of you!! 

Is a catch foot spiral where you hold one foot while doing a spin? Not a full fledged foot in the air and one hand, but the shorter one? (Oh, you know Uncle Dick has already been complaining about the crotch shots, doncha? LOL!)

OK, I looked up catch foot spiral for those of us following along at home. This is what it looks like, and if you can do one of these for a long time, that's frikkin' awesome!!

I am proud of what I earned, and I am proud that it was really close. Uncle Dick hates backward spirals that look like a dog peeing 

Yes that is a catch foot and my leg doesn't get that high, but my foot does get lower shoulder blade high.

[Northern Rose]

Ice still an issue on Olympic oval ice due to Zamboni .  Dutch officials are complaining to IOC that ice condition now is worse than for previous skaters and their skater (who is going next) is under a disadvantage. 

[joesamas mama]

Speaking of skating.  Has no one told this dude that she does not look happy and a leg is meant to be on the ground not dislocated.  SHEESH!  He looks like he is determined to snap her in half like a fortune cookie.  20010 is the year of the tiger not the year of the snapped partner's chicken leg! Gong Hei Fard Choy

  Too Funny. Mark my word Northern, they will win the pairs competition. They are totally awesome and I love them. If not, I give the Germans the medal.

[no rose colored glasses]

WTH, who is that witch in the white coat with Biden? I wouldn't want to cross her, she looks terribly nasty 

[joesamas mama]

Someone gave reporter dude a dog to protect him from Biden's white trench coat Woman if he runs into them again.  He said the dog does not snap as hard and is better behaved      

hahaha, too bad Josef wasn't there, I would have loaned him to the reporter. He is much scarier than that dog that looks like a little lamb.

[Northern Rose]

Speaking of skating.  Has no one told this dude that she does not look happy and a leg is meant to be on the ground not dislocated.  SHEESH!  He looks like he is determined to snap her in half like a fortune cookie.  20010 is the year of the tiger not the year of the snapped partner's chicken leg! Gong Hei Fard Choy

  Too Funny. Mark my word Northern, they will win the pairs competition. They are totally awesome and I love them. If not, I give the Germans the medal.

From the warm up I saw the woman was having issues and the man was looking angry. 

[Northern Rose]

WTH, who is that witch in the white coat with Biden? I wouldn't want to cross her, she looks terribly nasty 

Binden wanted to chat and she was a beotch and was doing everything in her power to scare off the reporter.  I think he should sue her for assault. 

[no rose colored glasses]

Someone gave reporter dude a dog to protect him from Biden's white trench coat Woman if he runs into them again.  He said the dog does not snap as hard and is better behaved      

hahaha, too bad Josef wasn't there, I would have loaned him to the reporter. He is much scarier than that dog that looks like a little lamb.

I think that is a lamb  If not the dog is part lamb and dog 

[no rose colored glasses]

WTH, who is that witch in the white coat with Biden? I wouldn't want to cross her, she looks terribly nasty 

Binden wanted to chat and she was a beotch and was doing everything in her power to scare off the reporter.  I think he should sue her for assault. 

Well just her look would scare off anyone. I wonder if that is a relative or body guard of Biden 

[Northern Rose]

WTH, who is that witch in the white coat with Biden? I wouldn't want to cross her, she looks terribly nasty 

Binden wanted to chat and she was a beotch and was doing everything in her power to scare off the reporter.  I think he should sue her for assault. 

Well just her look would scare off anyone. I wonder if that is a relative or body guard of Biden 

I think they forgot to ask for her rabies card at the border.

[joesamas mama]

Oh I did get a lovely parting gift. One of those lunch sacks that hold a six pack of beer 

I ordered my pictures and the videos and should get them in about three weeks. That way I can review what I did wrong, plus I am changing my artistic music to Barber's Adagio for Strings. BEAT THAT OLD LADY! 

That's the spirit of a winner, JSM!

Congrats!

Thanks Brandi, I need to wipe off my mascara or buy waterproof. I cried all the way home. More out of being mad at myself than the lady beating me. I am glad she won, it probably made her day. She was very gracious and nice. I try not to be a hater, so I am going on a diet, going to take a ballet/yoga class and get my jumps. The broken toe didn't help earlier in the year being off the ice for 2 months, plus not having ice during the winter due to hockey. So I am going to use vacation time up during these next few months to get ready for districts in May. Plus one of my other coaches is looking into finding me skates that I don't have to tie and retie. My skates are a quarter size too big and I have to tie them so tight I cant feel my feet or see if the manufacturer can get me inserts to make them smaller.  I am now on a MISSION!!!

[joesamas mama]

Speaking of skating.  Has no one told this dude that she does not look happy and a leg is meant to be on the ground not dislocated.  SHEESH!  He looks like he is determined to snap her in half like a fortune cookie.  20010 is the year of the tiger not the year of the snapped partner's chicken leg! Gong Hei Fard Choy

  Too Funny. Mark my word Northern, they will win the pairs competition. They are totally awesome and I love them. If not, I give the Germans the medal.

From the warm up I saw the woman was having issues and the man was looking angry. 

Really? Because he is the one that really screws up, not her. She is like a cat on the ice. 

[Northern Rose]

Speaking of skating.  Has no one told this dude that she does not look happy and a leg is meant to be on the ground not dislocated.  SHEESH!  He looks like he is determined to snap her in half like a fortune cookie.  20010 is the year of the tiger not the year of the snapped partner's chicken leg! Gong Hei Fard Choy

  Too Funny. Mark my word Northern, they will win the pairs competition. They are totally awesome and I love them. If not, I give the Germans the medal.

From the warm up I saw the woman was having issues and the man was looking angry. 

Really? Because he is the one that really screws up, not her. She is like a cat on the ice. 

Yes really. 

[joesamas mama]

WTH, who is that witch in the white coat with Biden? I wouldn't want to cross her, she looks terribly nasty 

Binden wanted to chat and she was a beotch and was doing everything in her power to scare off the reporter.  I think he should sue her for assault. 

Just like a democrat, having to have some woman keep a reporter away from him. She was scary. I don't like Biden or his wife. I hope the dog/lamb scares them off. 

[Northern Rose]

Hockey final score

USA 12
China 1

No sign of ambulance to take out white trench coat woman.