JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7

[ScareyCarrie]

Good morning everyone!!

JSM i wouldnt date the skeevy perv, never know what he's been concocting/fantasizing once he gets you alone......

Trimm that video was awesome!! so nice to see a happy ending i was begging to think they didnt exist anymore! lovin your new outfit!!

No Rose, sorry your comp is messed up i have had 2 work ones take a poop on me in one week!! no fun!!

Tevye good to see you this morning!

Mission hope all  is well with you this morning!

 

[no rose colored glasses]

I went downstairs to make breakfast and when I came back upstairs, I noticed a pic of a man on my computer,  and it said, call me now sweetie, enjoy gay porn  I got rid of the pic, but don't know how that was on my computer 

 

Now I went to the bathroom and when I came back it was there again. I don't need this, yesterday I got a call from the doctor's office, instead of the usual, Hi, I'm calling from Dr so and so's office to verify your appointment, I got a Are you still interested in your appointment tomorrow. I said to her, well since the medicine he gave me made me feel like I was going to have a heart attack, yes, I'm interested in my appointment  Now putting two and two together, the last time I was there, I heard the office woman say over the phone, we are not taking anymore HMO patients but will take PPO patients. So my thought is they are trying to weed out the HMO patients, we have been going there for at least 10 years, and I'm going to flat out ask today if this is what is going on.

[no rose colored glasses]

JSM either tell him to _uck off, or tell him you swing in another direction.

[trimmonthelake]

I went downstairs to make breakfast and when I came back upstairs, I noticed a pic of a man on my computer,  and it said, call me now sweetie, enjoy gay porn  I got rid of the pic, but don't know how that was on my computer 

Maybe it came from one of the sites where you were checking on missing persons?   

[joesamas mama]

Okay, my friend has always had a hinky meter up on one of the guys that keeps asking me out. She decided to do a records search and low and behold she found his marriage license and no record of divorce.  ONE DOWN, one to go!!!!

Why is it a "marriage license" and a "divorce record"?

I don't know CC, you tell me. 

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, I don't know, just asking.  Remember, everything I say can be fully substantiated by my opinion.

Where is my PSA for the day CC?

USA: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"

Italy: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your husband is?"

France: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your wife is?"

Poland: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know what time it is?"

  Thanks CC.

[trimmonthelake]

JSM either tell him to _uck off, or tell him you swing in another direction.

I swear we are related.   

[CasuallyCool]

    It gets even better. My friend Google mapped the house that's address was on the public record search. She goes to the street view and I'll be d*mned, there he is in the driveway with his lawnmower. I sure hope he texts me or calls me today to ask if I want to go out this weekend. 

JSM, I would never recommend that you go out with a stalker.  As I understood it, perhaps incorrectly, this man lives in your apartment complex, occasionally sees you walk Joe and talks to talk to you briefly and tries to make friends with Joe.  A stalker follows you around, shows up at places where you would not expect him, rings your doorbell, shows up at your work, leaves notes for you, etc.  If he has done any of these things, of course, you should call the police.  However, if he is just a guy at your apartment complex, there is no harm in having dinner with him.  Of course, it's your decision.  And if you find him repulsive, turn him down.  Also, no ones believes the "Boyfriend in a foreign country" routine.  I know.  I've tried it.

JSM

If you are being stalked
*Sneeze on the person stalking you. No one likes being sneezed on (although the person in question may just attempt to extract your sneeze juice and use it to clone you).
*Walk around a small group of trees 14 times, wait and see what they do. It won't help you, but it's fun.
*Get on crowded busses, and wear big glasses. Then film yourself.
*Carry around a video camera and film everything you see. Shove the camera into your stalker's face and ask what their favorite color is.
*Confront them, they might be a nice person! (but probably won't be)
*Start stalking your stalker
*Invite the stalker to your house, knock them out, tie them up and throw them outside. They usually get the idea.
*Start your own web cam channel and vid yourself 24/7 to boost your stalking fan club. 
*Adopt a rabbit (they're cute and fuzzy! It might just throw your stalker off)
*Buy a machine gun and shoot anything behind you. (If it doesn't kill them, it will give them a subtle hint to move off and stalk some other poor person.)
*Run, its fun and it will tire them out.
*Act like you're cool then fall off your chair

[joesamas mama]

I went downstairs to make breakfast and when I came back upstairs, I noticed a pic of a man on my computer,  and it said, call me now sweetie, enjoy gay porn  I got rid of the pic, but don't know how that was on my computer 

 

Now I went to the bathroom and when I came back it was there again. I don't need this, yesterday I got a call from the doctor's office, instead of the usual, Hi, I'm calling from Dr so and so's office to verify your appointment, I got a Are you still interested in your appointment tomorrow. I said to her, well since the medicine he gave me made me feel like I was going to have a heart attack, yes, I'm interested in my appointment  Now putting two and two together, the last time I was there, I heard the office woman say over the phone, we are not taking anymore HMO patients but will take PPO patients. So my thought is they are trying to weed out the HMO patients, we have been going there for at least 10 years, and I'm going to flat out ask today if this is what is going on.

No Rose, they are probably just not taking any NEW HMO patients. I hope they aren't weeding you guys out. Good luck with your appointment. Don't forget to ask about celexa. 

[Fanny Mae]

NOROSE, are you running your virus scanners and spy ware software?

[Fanny Mae]

You better keep an eye on your own fanny, don't worry about hers!



 

Picture of CC's tattoo!

 

YEAH CC!!! What BEARLY said to you on Caylee's thread!!!!!! 

Yesterday, I got Loca over on the Caylee thread thinking that you're the evil one and not me.     

I saw that. Remember, payback is he77.........

[CasuallyCool]

JSM either tell him to _uck off, or tell him you swing in another direction.

See I told you - tell him you're a LESBIAN!!!!

[joesamas mama]

JSM either tell him to _uck off, or tell him you swing in another direction.

  I just may do that No Rose. The F off part, not the swing in the other direction. 

[no rose colored glasses]

I went downstairs to make breakfast and when I came back upstairs, I noticed a pic of a man on my computer,  and it said, call me now sweetie, enjoy gay porn  I got rid of the pic, but don't know how that was on my computer 

Maybe it came from one of the sites where you were checking on missing persons?   

Well it may have, because I sure didn't click on gay porn anything

[no rose colored glasses]

JSM either tell him to _uck off, or tell him you swing in another direction.

I swear we are related.   

 

[joesamas mama]

JSM either tell him to _uck off, or tell him you swing in another direction.

See I told you - tell him you're a LESBIAN!!!!

That is one lie I will not use CC. 

[no rose colored glasses]

NOROSE, are you running your virus scanners and spy ware software?

We are up to date on that, and we do run for viruses, but other than that, I'm just  I'm going to walk Zoe, and am afraid what will be on the computer when I get back 

[Missiontoconvict]

Good morning everyone!!

JSM i wouldnt date the skeevy perv, never know what he's been concocting/fantasizing once he gets you alone......

Trimm that video was awesome!! so nice to see a happy ending i was begging to think they didnt exist anymore! lovin your new outfit!!

No Rose, sorry your comp is messed up i have had 2 work ones take a poop on me in one week!! no fun!!

Tevye good to see you this morning!

Mission hope all  is well with you this morning!

 

Morning Carrie - 

[Missiontoconvict]

JSM either tell him to _uck off, or tell him you swing in another direction.

God I love you NoRose

[trimmonthelake]

You better keep an eye on your own fanny, don't worry about hers!



 

Picture of CC's tattoo!

 

YEAH CC!!! What BEARLY said to you on Caylee's thread!!!!!! 

Yesterday, I got Loca over on the Caylee thread thinking that you're the evil one and not me.     

I saw that. Remember, payback is he77.........

   Oh boy........

[CasuallyCool]

JSM either tell him to _uck off, or tell him you swing in another direction.

See I told you - tell him you're a LESBIAN!!!!

That is one lie I will not use CC. 

Why not?  All that will happen is the guy will go, “Oooo, Ahhhhh.... Oh.....”