JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #10

[joesamas mama]

  I like the smell of cigarettes, I like the taste of cigarettes, I like the taste of food too much and if that is the case the heck with it, I can't quit. I will weigh 900 pounds and they will have to put the forklift up to my balcony to get me out of the house. Then I will have to ride in a flatbed truck to the hospital in nothing but a sheet. Y'all are scaring me now. 

[Tevye]

Tevye - you are fine, you didn't do anything wrong.  I just don't know why anyone would think that Dugga is Jim Bob Duggar.  Like I said, people have asked me if I am Marc Klaas which I think is even more humorous. 

CC was used as an example of someone who pushes the what's appropriate envelope and does it often 

So I'm good with the zoo geeper? Whew! Thank Monkeys!!! 

[Tevye]

I like the smell of cigarettes, I like the taste of cigarettes, I like the taste of food too much and if that is the case the heck with it, I can't quit. I will weigh 900 pounds and they will have to put the forklift up to my balcony to get me out of the house. Then I will have to ride in a flatbed truck to the hospital in nothing but a sheet. Y'all are scaring me now. 

I actually worked in a nursing home where when this big huge fat lady died, they had to take the window out to get her body out of the home!!! Her name was Stella. Imagine how I felt when my first granddaughter was named "Stella". That explains why I call her "Livvie" (her mom made her middle name "Olivia" because that's what I called the baby the whole time she (mom) was pregnant.

So, JSM, just don't change your name to "Stella" and you'll be good. And my Stella is really "Livvie", so she's good too!!

[joesamas mama]

Tevye - you are fine, you didn't do anything wrong.  I just don't know why anyone would think that Dugga is Jim Bob Duggar.  Like I said, people have asked me if I am Marc Klaas which I think is even more humorous. 

CC was used as an example of someone who pushes the what's appropriate envelope and does it often 

Klaas, please forgive me for asking this question. But I have a question. Or for any other mods. If Jim Bob is not Dugga, then why could we not talk about a family that puts itself out in the media and limelight? I am just asking because I see no difference in talking about them (now that they are not a monkey) than talking about Tiger Woods, Octomom, or Cindy and George. (C&G were off limits in my book until they started their antics, then all bets were off). 

I was just wondering why this became an issue. I am sorry, but I came in late and wasn't quite sure what was going on. TIA JSM

[no rose colored glasses]

I like the smell of cigarettes, I like the taste of cigarettes, I like the taste of food too much and if that is the case the heck with it, I can't quit. I will weigh 900 pounds and they will have to put the forklift up to my balcony to get me out of the house. Then I will have to ride in a flatbed truck to the hospital in nothing but a sheet. Y'all are scaring me now. 

I actually worked in a nursing home where when this big huge fat lady died, they had to take the window out to get her body out of the home!!! Her name was Stella. Imagine how I felt when my first granddaughter was named "Stella". That explains why I call her "Livvie" (her mom made her middle name "Olivia" because that's what I called the baby the whole time she (mom) was pregnant.

So, JSM, just don't change your name to "Stella" and you'll be good. And my Stella is really "Livvie", so she's good too!!

  And I was thinking of calling my one daughter Stella, I really like that name. Taking a window out to get her body out 

[mymonkey]

I like the smell of cigarettes, I like the taste of cigarettes, I like the taste of food too much and if that is the case the heck with it, I can't quit. I will weigh 900 pounds and they will have to put the forklift up to my balcony to get me out of the house. Then I will have to ride in a flatbed truck to the hospital in nothing but a sheet. Y'all are scaring me now. 

I actually worked in a nursing home where when this big huge fat lady died, they had to take the window out to get her body out of the home!!! Her name was Stella. Imagine how I felt when my first granddaughter was named "Stella". That explains why I call her "Livvie" (her mom made her middle name "Olivia" because that's what I called the baby the whole time she (mom) was pregnant.

So, JSM, just don't change your name to "Stella" and you'll be good. And my Stella is really "Livvie", so she's good too!!

 

I have a gd named Olivia I call Liv, Livvie, and Liver.

[joesamas mama]

I like the smell of cigarettes, I like the taste of cigarettes, I like the taste of food too much and if that is the case the heck with it, I can't quit. I will weigh 900 pounds and they will have to put the forklift up to my balcony to get me out of the house. Then I will have to ride in a flatbed truck to the hospital in nothing but a sheet. Y'all are scaring me now. 

I actually worked in a nursing home where when this big huge fat lady died, they had to take the window out to get her body out of the home!!! Her name was Stella. Imagine how I felt when my first granddaughter was named "Stella". That explains why I call her "Livvie" (her mom made her middle name "Olivia" because that's what I called the baby the whole time she (mom) was pregnant.

So, JSM, just don't change your name to "Stella" and you'll be good. And my Stella is really "Livvie", so she's good too!!

Great, my name will be Stella once I quit smoking. Four story balcony, they will have to cut the carports down to get the forklift up to take my fat azz that has the springs from the sofa growing into my behind. I have read stories and don't want that to happen. I think I will keep smoking and regift the laptop back to my parents. 

[darla]

JSM...just one more comment and I am going to watch the Biggest Loser Finale, but I have been off ciggies for almost 4 months and have not gained a pound.

[no rose colored glasses]

JSM...just one more comment and I am going to watch the Biggest Loser Finale, but I have been off ciggies for almost 4 months and have not gained a pound.

That's great, and it can be done, the whole thing is not to substitute food for a ciggie. Have fun watching the Biggest Loser Finale 

[joesamas mama]

Sad thing is I started smoking so I could lose weight. It worked, I went from 185 to 120 in a matter of months. I don't like exercise. It is boring, I can't run because of my knees. When I tried to quit before I would run with Josef three miles a day. Can't do that anymore or I will have to have knee replacements. I did pretty well, but it got cold and I quit running. Plus there was nothing better than running three miles, getting home and smoking a ciggy. 

[no rose colored glasses]

Sad thing is I started smoking so I could lose weight. It worked, I went from 185 to 120 in a matter of months. I don't like exercise. It is boring, I can't run because of my knees. When I tried to quit before I would run with Josef three miles a day. Can't do that anymore or I will have to have knee replacements. I did pretty well, but it got cold and I quit running. Plus there was nothing better than running three miles, getting home and smoking a ciggy. 

I don't even remember why I started smoking, but I do know I didn't start until I was in my late 20's  Which is strange I suppose.

[mymonkey]

Sad thing is I started smoking so I could lose weight. It worked, I went from 185 to 120 in a matter of months. I don't like exercise. It is boring, I can't run because of my knees. When I tried to quit before I would run with Josef three miles a day. Can't do that anymore or I will have to have knee replacements. I did pretty well, but it got cold and I quit running. Plus there was nothing better than running three miles, getting home and smoking a ciggy. 

I don't even remember why I started smoking, but I do know I didn't start until I was in my late 20's  Which is strange I suppose.

that made me think about the first beer I had I was 41 and of all things working at a golf course...(I think Tiger was still a baby Tiger then )

[islandmonkey]

Sad thing is I started smoking so I could lose weight. It worked, I went from 185 to 120 in a matter of months. I don't like exercise. It is boring, I can't run because of my knees. When I tried to quit before I would run with Josef three miles a day. Can't do that anymore or I will have to have knee replacements. I did pretty well, but it got cold and I quit running. Plus there was nothing better than running three miles, getting home and smoking a ciggy. 

I don't even remember why I started smoking, but I do know I didn't start until I was in my late 20's  Which is strange I suppose.

I was 36 and started when I started the process of divorce, then it ramped up again after Eli was born and passed (which was 6 months ago today ), but I say after news yrs day we ALL try!!!!!!! After reading all the positive comments I'm willing.

[mymonkey]

Sad thing is I started smoking so I could lose weight. It worked, I went from 185 to 120 in a matter of months. I don't like exercise. It is boring, I can't run because of my knees. When I tried to quit before I would run with Josef three miles a day. Can't do that anymore or I will have to have knee replacements. I did pretty well, but it got cold and I quit running. Plus there was nothing better than running three miles, getting home and smoking a ciggy. 

I have seen people at the walking track stop for a smoke

I don't even remember why I started smoking, but I do know I didn't start until I was in my late 20's  Which is strange I suppose.

[mymonkey]

JSM

I wanted to mention to you I have my wireless for my laptop thru Verizon, so I gave up my land line and use a cell number for my wireless which for my cell phone and a wireless card for my lappy it cost 129.00 per month. 

[joesamas mama]

Sad thing is I started smoking so I could lose weight. It worked, I went from 185 to 120 in a matter of months. I don't like exercise. It is boring, I can't run because of my knees. When I tried to quit before I would run with Josef three miles a day. Can't do that anymore or I will have to have knee replacements. I did pretty well, but it got cold and I quit running. Plus there was nothing better than running three miles, getting home and smoking a ciggy. 

I don't even remember why I started smoking, but I do know I didn't start until I was in my late 20's  Which is strange I suppose.

I was in college and had the freshman 40 which turned to 60 pound gain. My friends told me if I smoked I would lose weight. I didn't smoke that much until I went to work in an office of all smoking women. Then I really started. Lost loads of weight. My skating coach told me before she went to the Olympics her coach put her on a diet of tea, toast and cigarettes, just so her brother could throw her higher in the air. I know LOADS of OLD skaters that smoke. Most of the Russians I have encountered that were skaters/now coaches smoke like chimneys. We are all outside on the porch of the rink, smoking at skate camp. That is where I made lots of friends because we had one thing in common. Not smoking but nicotine. Fabulous! 

[no rose colored glasses]

Sad thing is I started smoking so I could lose weight. It worked, I went from 185 to 120 in a matter of months. I don't like exercise. It is boring, I can't run because of my knees. When I tried to quit before I would run with Josef three miles a day. Can't do that anymore or I will have to have knee replacements. I did pretty well, but it got cold and I quit running. Plus there was nothing better than running three miles, getting home and smoking a ciggy. 

I don't even remember why I started smoking, but I do know I didn't start until I was in my late 20's  Which is strange I suppose.

that made me think about the first beer I had I was 41 and of all things working at a golf course...(I think Tiger was still a baby Tiger then )

I was a lot younger with my drinking, the drinking age was 18 and you could easily slip into a bar younger then 18. Plus one of my friends parents owned a bar, and she would help herself and us with free drinks 

[no rose colored glasses]

Sad thing is I started smoking so I could lose weight. It worked, I went from 185 to 120 in a matter of months. I don't like exercise. It is boring, I can't run because of my knees. When I tried to quit before I would run with Josef three miles a day. Can't do that anymore or I will have to have knee replacements. I did pretty well, but it got cold and I quit running. Plus there was nothing better than running three miles, getting home and smoking a ciggy. 

I don't even remember why I started smoking, but I do know I didn't start until I was in my late 20's  Which is strange I suppose.

I was 36 and started when I started the process of divorce, then it ramped up again after Eli was born and passed (which was 6 months ago today ), but I say after news yrs day we ALL try!!!!!!! After reading all the positive comments I'm willing.

And I have three packs of Commit lozengers ready to go, I bought them, and then didn't stop smoking. I just wish I didn't enjoy it so much.  Am thinking of you and your daughter and family  I know that Christmas will be hard, but I sure hope you can have an enjoyable Christmas.

[mymonkey]

Sad thing is I started smoking so I could lose weight. It worked, I went from 185 to 120 in a matter of months. I don't like exercise. It is boring, I can't run because of my knees. When I tried to quit before I would run with Josef three miles a day. Can't do that anymore or I will have to have knee replacements. I did pretty well, but it got cold and I quit running. Plus there was nothing better than running three miles, getting home and smoking a ciggy. 

I don't even remember why I started smoking, but I do know I didn't start until I was in my late 20's  Which is strange I suppose.

I was 36 and started when I started the process of divorce, then it ramped up again after Eli was born and passed (which was 6 months ago today ), but I say after news yrs day we ALL try!!!!!!! After reading all the positive comments I'm willing.

IM Bless you and your family...I can not believe it has been 6mo..I can remember we all were waiting every day for updates on Eli.

I am up for trying...we will encourage JSM so she want be scared of gaining weight, we can always change our name to the "Fat Cats" instead of SM.

[Nut44x4]

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