JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #20 8/27/10 -

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Cookie enjoy yourself

Brandi empty the bus I am loading Hobbs on it and sending him to Rosie.This morning I went to the sunroom to have coffee and there was Hobbs looking in at me He broke out of the pasture went into the barn tipped over all the metal bins, took the lids off and feasted on horse treats, oats and cat food. Then strolled on down to the house to wait for breakfast. The other donks were all in the barn in the stall trying to figure out how he got all the good stuff. When I walked him back to the barn I closed the barn doors nd he actually went to the door ,grabbed the handle in his mouth and tried to open it I will now have to put master locks on all the gates because he has figured out how to open gates

  How cute, Hobbs is very hungry.

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So my daughter is going to get a tattoo on the inside of her arm, some lines from her favorite poet    When she woke me up last night the first thing I said, I hope you aren't getting Alan's name tattooed on you. She knows what I think about tattoos, but I can't stop her, but will try to say a few times today, are you sure?

Well, is it good poetry? That is the only kind of tatoo I would not make fun of, or have the urge to remove with my Swiss Army knife! I seriously hate tatooes, cos I think the people who get them don't realize that in a few years, all those pretty colors will just be black...and judgemental people like me will look down on their tatts (and they can look down on my spelling!)

My dad had a tatt and his mom was furious. She said the only useful thing a tatt did was help police identify criminals My how times have changed

Times have really changed, now kids have them all over the place and then some. She already has a tattoo on her left wrist that says Let It Be, think that would be enough, but now comes poetry.

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So my daughter is going to get a tattoo on the inside of her arm, some lines from her favorite poet    When she woke me up last night the first thing I said, I hope you aren't getting Alan's name tattooed on you. She knows what I think about tattoos, but I can't stop her, but will try to say a few times today, are you sure?

Well, is it good poetry? That is the only kind of tatoo I would not make fun of, or have the urge to remove with my Swiss Army knife! I seriously hate tatooes, cos I think the people who get them don't realize that in a few years, all those pretty colors will just be black...and judgemental people like me will look down on their tatts (and they can look down on my spelling!)

My dad had a tatt and his mom was furious. She said the only useful thing a tatt did was help police identify criminals My how times have changed

OH, yes, I did forget how valuable tatts are in my line of work! Deadbeat dads are easier to find with tatts, bad guys are easier to ID, and drunken fools are easier to lock up. Yeah, they are useful for ID purposes, the Germans got that.
(but really, I do use tatts to find deadbeat dads and all the other bad guy stuff) Your dad's mom was right!

You'll love this.He had a tatt that was a dagger with 3 drops of red blood dripping off the point and there was a banner wrapped around it that said "death before dishonour" She made him have the writing tatted over because it had death on it.

And I'm sure back then that maybe wasn't popular to have a tattoo like that, now look at all the tattoos on people. Another thing I don't get is those big things that some have in their ear lobes, not only is it scary looking that must hurt to have that done 

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Hope all you monkeys are having a good evening.
Brandi,love the photos.   

Sidekick and I are watching Evan Almighty,and making cookies.   
If anything wild happens holler Suuuwweeeee and I'll come running.   

sounds like fun, what kind of cookies are the two of you making?

[4 Donks]

So my daughter is going to get a tattoo on the inside of her arm, some lines from her favorite poet    When she woke me up last night the first thing I said, I hope you aren't getting Alan's name tattooed on you. She knows what I think about tattoos, but I can't stop her, but will try to say a few times today, are you sure?

Well, is it good poetry? That is the only kind of tatoo I would not make fun of, or have the urge to remove with my Swiss Army knife! I seriously hate tatooes, cos I think the people who get them don't realize that in a few years, all those pretty colors will just be black...and judgemental people like me will look down on their tatts (and they can look down on my spelling!)

My dad had a tatt and his mom was furious. She said the only useful thing a tatt did was help police identify criminals My how times have changed

OH, yes, I did forget how valuable tatts are in my line of work! Deadbeat dads are easier to find with tatts, bad guys are easier to ID, and drunken fools are easier to lock up. Yeah, they are useful for ID purposes, the Germans got that.
(but really, I do use tatts to find deadbeat dads and all the other bad guy stuff) Your dad's mom was right!

You'll love this.He had a tatt that was a dagger with 3 drops of red blood dripping off the point and there was a banner wrapped around it that said "death before dishonour" She made him have the writing tatted over because it had death on it.

And I'm sure back then that maybe wasn't popular to have a tattoo like that, now look at all the tattoos on people. Another thing I don't get is those big things that some have in their ear lobes, not only is it scary looking that must hurt to have that done 

My pet peeve is body piercing. Tongue,eyebrows,lips,nose and private body parts.I don't get it

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The only thing I have pierced is my ears, and only one hole on each, not ten or so. There is no way that my nose or lips would have a piercing on them, besides the fact that I would look like a fool, just don't see the point. And tongue piercing that really makes me sick to look at, no way would anyone pierce my tongue 

[Brandi]

So my daughter is going to get a tattoo on the inside of her arm, some lines from her favorite poet    When she woke me up last night the first thing I said, I hope you aren't getting Alan's name tattooed on you. She knows what I think about tattoos, but I can't stop her, but will try to say a few times today, are you sure?

Well, is it good poetry? That is the only kind of tatoo I would not make fun of, or have the urge to remove with my Swiss Army knife! I seriously hate tatooes, cos I think the people who get them don't realize that in a few years, all those pretty colors will just be black...and judgemental people like me will look down on their tatts (and they can look down on my spelling!)

My dad had a tatt and his mom was furious. She said the only useful thing a tatt did was help police identify criminals My how times have changed

Times have really changed, now kids have them all over the place and then some. She already has a tattoo on her left wrist that says Let It Be, think that would be enough, but now comes poetry.

I was actually just looking up pictures of donkeys, and ran across this one. This is a guy's arm. I think. Could be a leg as well, I suppose.



 

[no rose colored glasses]

So my daughter is going to get a tattoo on the inside of her arm, some lines from her favorite poet    When she woke me up last night the first thing I said, I hope you aren't getting Alan's name tattooed on you. She knows what I think about tattoos, but I can't stop her, but will try to say a few times today, are you sure?

Well, is it good poetry? That is the only kind of tatoo I would not make fun of, or have the urge to remove with my Swiss Army knife! I seriously hate tatooes, cos I think the people who get them don't realize that in a few years, all those pretty colors will just be black...and judgemental people like me will look down on their tatts (and they can look down on my spelling!)

My dad had a tatt and his mom was furious. She said the only useful thing a tatt did was help police identify criminals My how times have changed

Times have really changed, now kids have them all over the place and then some. She already has a tattoo on her left wrist that says Let It Be, think that would be enough, but now comes poetry.

I was actually just looking up pictures of donkeys, and ran across this one. This is a guy's arm. I think. Could be a leg as well, I suppose.



 

There's not a darn thing that I can say about that, except it is a good likeness of a donkey 

[4 Donks]

So my daughter is going to get a tattoo on the inside of her arm, some lines from her favorite poet    When she woke me up last night the first thing I said, I hope you aren't getting Alan's name tattooed on you. She knows what I think about tattoos, but I can't stop her, but will try to say a few times today, are you sure?

Well, is it good poetry? That is the only kind of tatoo I would not make fun of, or have the urge to remove with my Swiss Army knife! I seriously hate tatooes, cos I think the people who get them don't realize that in a few years, all those pretty colors will just be black...and judgemental people like me will look down on their tatts (and they can look down on my spelling!)

My dad had a tatt and his mom was furious. She said the only useful thing a tatt did was help police identify criminals My how times have changed

Times have really changed, now kids have them all over the place and then some. She already has a tattoo on her left wrist that says Let It Be, think that would be enough, but now comes poetry.

I was actually just looking up pictures of donkeys, and ran across this one. This is a guy's arm. I think. Could be a leg as well, I suppose.



 

There's not a darn thing that I can say about that, except it is a good likeness of a donkey 

NOT doing it Brandi

[Brandi]

 

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4 Donks you would have to have 4 donks tattooed    Something I have wondered about, why people choose some of the things they get tattooed on them? Would love to hear the explanations behind some of the tattoos. Couldn't think of one thing that I would want tattooed on me, too afraid of the dye and getting some infection, plus it would look silly on me at my age 

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I thought maybe 4 Donks might have gotten an idea from the picture to have that tattooed on her 

[4 Donks]

I thought maybe 4 Donks might have gotten an idea from the picture to have that tattooed on her 

Do you hear the flapping of wings ? When  ::piggy::fly!!!!

[atlanta_mom]

Hey guys,
I am sitting a Mcdonalds watching my kids play.  Can you hear the sound of screaming children?

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I thought maybe 4 Donks might have gotten an idea from the picture to have that tattooed on her 

Do you hear the flapping of wings ? When  ::piggy::fly!!!!

I hear you, I find that scary to have that done, and then when you want it removed that is a whole other situation. And people that are dating and they tattoo their names on themselves, and when they break up, you have that name just sitting on you, reminding yourself everyday.

[no rose colored glasses]

Hey guys,
I am sitting a Mcdonalds watching my kids play.  Can you hear the sound of screaming children?

I can't even count the many times my husband and I would go to McDonalds and Carls Jr and Chuck E Cheese and watch our kids play at the little playground areas.

[atlanta_mom]

Hey guys,
I am sitting a Mcdonalds watching my kids play.  Can you hear the sound of screaming children?

I can't even count the many times my husband and I would go to McDonalds and Carls Jr and Chuck E Cheese and watch our kids play at the little playground areas.

Much more tolerable with my computer.......

[atlanta_mom]

Hey guys,
I am sitting a Mcdonalds watching my kids play.  Can you hear the sound of screaming children?

I can't even count the many times my husband and I would go to McDonalds and Carls Jr and Chuck E Cheese and watch our kids play at the little playground areas.

Much more tolerable with my computer.......

My husband found some excuse (albeit lame) to avoid this fun....He is probably at home sitting in the recliner as we speak...watching wwII on the history channel

[4 Donks]

Hey guys,
I am sitting a Mcdonalds watching my kids play.  Can you hear the sound of screaming children?

I can't even count the many times my husband and I would go to McDonalds and Carls Jr and Chuck E Cheese and watch our kids play at the little playground areas.

Much more tolerable with my computer.......

You have good weather today?

[atlanta_mom]

Hey guys,
I am sitting a Mcdonalds watching my kids play.  Can you hear the sound of screaming children?

I can't even count the many times my husband and I would go to McDonalds and Carls Jr and Chuck E Cheese and watch our kids play at the little playground areas.

Much more tolerable with my computer.......

You have good weather today?

Not bad.. Looks like rain, and very humid(probably low 90's).  I was supposed to take them to a real park for a picnic.  But I was lame and backed out.

Can't figure out why I didn't have vegetarian kids...Instead I have carnivores like their father.