JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7

[Northern Rose]

Northern Rose, it's good to see you're feeling better!

Hi Tevye. Not sure about better but I am feeling.  Daughter wanted to go into school today so I let her.  Only 6 kids left in her home room from what I heard yesterday so at least she can get caught up without infecting anyone.  Her fever is gone or I would not have let her go.

Hi Tevye and Northern!     

Northern - do you still have a fever?   Did you and your daughter develope a bad cough from the flu?
I'm glad your daughter was able to go back to school today.   Hope you're back to 100% soon.   

I stil have a mild fever and the cough was not constant but it sure hurt to cough.  More in the sinus than the chest.

[trimmonthelake]

I'm bored.  Someone please tell me a story.

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

That sounds like a job for CC!!!!!!

 

[trimmonthelake]

   Hey Sassy!

NorthernRose,I am sending you some magic cough syrup.   

[Missiontoconvict]

I'm bored.  Someone please tell me a story.

Costume 
   
   
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party.  He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes  to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later he received a  parcel with the following note:  Dear  Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.  The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald  head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.

Very truly  yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks  this is terrible because they have emphasized  his Wooden Leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives  another parcel and a note, which  says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume.. The long robe will cover your Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you  should really look the part.

Very truly  yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man  is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his Wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the Company  another nasty letter of  complaint.. The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
We have TRIED  our very BEST! Please find enclosed a bottle  of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
Pour  the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your Wooden Leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly  yours,
Acme Costume  Co.

[Missiontoconvict]

Hawt biker?

OHH GAWD!!! was my reaction but just think of the calories I just saved by losing my lunch appetite

Welcome to the Northern weight loss plan free trial offer.   

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[Missiontoconvict]

It looks like TRIMM hasn't gotten back from her hawt doctor visit. I bet she stops at Walmart to get some candy corn. 

   No candy corn today.I came straight back.I was afraid the Rockettes might announce a new Tot Mom routine for Christmas.   

And?  Are you going to be ok?

[Missiontoconvict]

Northern Rose, it's good to see you're feeling better!

Hi Tevye. Not sure about better but I am feeling.  Daughter wanted to go into school today so I let her.  Only 6 kids left in her home room from what I heard yesterday so at least she can get caught up without infecting anyone.  Her fever is gone or I would not have let her go.

Hi Tevye and Northern!     

Northern - do you still have a fever?   Did you and your daughter develope a bad cough from the flu?
I'm glad your daughter was able to go back to school today.   Hope you're back to 100% soon.   

Sass is that your cats Halloween costume or is that what she looks like now that you stopped rubbing her/him? 

[Northern Rose]

  Hey Sassy!

NorthernRose,I am sending you some magic cough syrup.   

   I have slept more this week than I do in a month.  The syrup just may put me out for days.

[Sassycat]

  Hey Sassy!

NorthernRose,I am sending you some magic cough syrup.   

Hi Trimm.   How was the hawt doctor doing today?     

[Sassycat]

Northern Rose, it's good to see you're feeling better!

Hi Tevye. Not sure about better but I am feeling.  Daughter wanted to go into school today so I let her.  Only 6 kids left in her home room from what I heard yesterday so at least she can get caught up without infecting anyone.  Her fever is gone or I would not have let her go.

Hi Tevye and Northern!     

Northern - do you still have a fever?   Did you and your daughter develope a bad cough from the flu?
I'm glad your daughter was able to go back to school today.   Hope you're back to 100% soon.   

I stil have a mild fever and the cough was not constant but it sure hurt to cough.  More in the sinus than the chest.

I've been worried about you.      I hope your hubby doesn't get it. 

[ScareyCarrie]

I'm bored.  Someone please tell me a story.

Costume 
   
   
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party.  He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes  to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later he received a  parcel with the following note:  Dear  Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.  The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald  head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.

Very truly  yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks  this is terrible because they have emphasized  his Wooden Leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives  another parcel and a note, which  says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume.. The long robe will cover your Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you  should really look the part.

Very truly  yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man  is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his Wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the Company  another nasty letter of  complaint.. The next day he gets a small Parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
We have TRIED  our very BEST! Please find enclosed a bottle  of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
Pour  the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your Wooden Leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly  yours,
Acme Costume  Co.

 

[Fanny Mae]

It looks like TRIMM hasn't gotten back from her hawt doctor visit. I bet she stops at Walmart to get some candy corn. 

   No candy corn today.I came straight back.I was afraid the Rockettes might announce a new Tot Mom routine for Christmas.   

Well at least you got home safely and with magic cough syrup too. 

[Sassycat]

Sass is that your cats Halloween costume or is that what she looks like now that you stopped rubbing her/him? 

    Yeah - my cats are weird.  They like wearing the costumes and sweaters.   
I'm thinking about getting all of them cat snuggies.        I actually have one of those snuggies and its nice but if I leave it on the couch, the cats all fight to sleep on it.

[Missiontoconvict]

Sass is that your cats Halloween costume or is that what she looks like now that you stopped rubbing her/him? 

    Yeah - my cats are weird.  They like wearing the costumes and sweaters.   
I'm thinking about getting all of them cat snuggies.        I actually have one of those snuggies and its nice but if I leave it on the couch, the cats all fight to sleep on it.

  The picture is adorable - I think you are right - they all need their own snuggy - or they are all going to play monkey pile and sleep on it together 

[Sassycat]

I'm bored.  Someone please tell me a story.

    

Driving while intoxicated isn't funny - but this youtube is funny.
I could never say the alphabet backwards -  even if I was sober.   


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/DyeowWloLTk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/DyeowWloLTk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>

[trimmonthelake]

Somer's thread   http://www.albanyherald.com/main.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=1&ArticleID=8781

[trimmonthelake]

I'm bored.  Someone please tell me a story.

    

Driving while intoxicated isn't funny - but this youtube is funny.
I could never say the alphabet backwards -  even if I was sober.   


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/DyeowWloLTk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/DyeowWloLTk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>

I couldn't either Sassy.   

[trimmonthelake]

It looks like TRIMM hasn't gotten back from her hawt doctor visit. I bet she stops at Walmart to get some candy corn. 

   No candy corn today.I came straight back.I was afraid the Rockettes might announce a new Tot Mom routine for Christmas.   

Well at least you got home safely and with magic cough syrup too. 

And that's what matters.Got samples of antibiotics so that saved me a little money   

[ScareyCarrie]

What should munkeymunk and i make for dinner for halloween?? we are going over to her house for halloween and we were thinking of doing like pot luck or just lots of snacks, i am totally having a brain fart! my new meds make me not hungry at all, so nothing sounds good, but i am going to the groc store soon so i need to think of something....

[joesamas mama]

I'm bored.  Someone please tell me a story.

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

That sounds like a job for CC!!!!!!