JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #12

[Missiontoconvict]

I hate Abba and every song they have ever done    I will now slink off and hide in my corner 

NRCG, don't feel bad. I was there the first time for ABBA, and I hated them with a passion! Gimme Jimi Hendrix, Mott the Hoople, David Bowie, Qeeen, screaming guitars and cute boys...that's what I was about..musically (except for band, then it's all about the classics). But now, I kinda like ABBA, they're so quaint, so retro...so Judy Jetson in the fashion department! I guess they remind me now of the people I used to laugh at them (ABBA) with, and it makes me smile. It also helps to remember that they learned most of their songs phonetically, and could barely speak English.

Let's put it this way, their tunes are catchy now, but their fashions will always be horrid and laugh-worthy!

ITA and how are you doing Tevye?

[Missiontoconvict]

I swear this lil guy's body looks just like a pig to me. LOL

Exchange his head for a pig's head and his tail for a lil curly one, and voilà, a piglet. LOL


[/quote]He does look like a little piglet - he is adorable!

[Northern Rose]

  These little Bulldogs are cute.The one with the yellow collar is a trouble maker.He climbed all over the others and squeezed in.  

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/tonda-s-french-bulldog-puppies

  I like that little black one. Oh no another cam to watch 

It's all your fault.      Hubby even started watching the puppies.   

It really is addicting!!!

I know!     Wait until NorthernRose sees these Husky pups.   
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/siberian-husky-wolf-hybrid-litter

Gotta walk the little devil dog..   

That has me        

One has the markings on his face like Max had   

[trimmonthelake]

I am sorry.   

[no rose colored glasses]

The two little white ones look like baby polar bears, and you are right they look like a little piglet. Now the mom is resting, and the pups are being gentle while they nurse 

[joesamas mama]

Man Arrested for Urinating on Steaks

CANTON, Ohio -- A Canton man remains in jail after being arrested for urinating on a meat counter at a Wal-Mart store.


MORE..

http://www.ktla.com/news/wjw-news-man-arrested-urinating-steaks,0,1481409.story

Gee, do you think drugs or booze had anything to do with this? 

I don't know about drugs or booze, but there is a certain religion that the followers have been known to tamper with food products using the same methods.

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2008/02/uk-shop-owners-sold-chocolate-cake-sprinkled-with-human-faeces.html

http://www.militantislammonitor.org/article/id/1202

http://theopinionator.typepad.com/my_weblog/2009/09/uk-muslim-grocery-employee-photographed-licking-chicken-more-fecal-jihad-behaviours.html?cid=6a00d835336c7d69e20128758ec5e7970c

Not casting stones, but this has happened before. 

[joesamas mama]

Evening Monkeys. I love watching the puppies. I love puppies.  I thought I was the only person in the world that likes to look at cookbooks.

Okay, I haven't posted this today because I think it is probably nothing. But this morning I was rubbing Josef's belly. I noticed above I guess what would be his sternum a lump on his chest. One of the girls at the vet felt it when he was sitting up, but didn't when he laid down. I showed her when I got there to pick him up. She felt it then. 

I am probably worrying myself to death about this for nothing, but after what my BGF just went through with his Maggie and Josef not being as evil as usual, I am scared. He has an appointment for his Senior Wellness check on Saturday. (that way the vet won't think I am a crazy hypochondriac).  I swear I will die if something is wrong with him. So please monkeys, keep JSM (dog hypochondriac) and Josef in your prayers. I know that others have FAR worse problems than me and my prayers are with you all. TIA JSM

[no rose colored glasses]

Evening Monkeys. I love watching the puppies. I love puppies.  I thought I was the only person in the world that likes to look at cookbooks.

Okay, I haven't posted this today because I think it is probably nothing. But this morning I was rubbing Josef's belly. I noticed above I guess what would be his sternum a lump on his chest. One of the girls at the vet felt it when he was sitting up, but didn't when he laid down. I showed her when I got there to pick him up. She felt it then. 

I am probably worrying myself to death about this for nothing, but after what my BGF just went through with his Maggie and Josef not being as evil as usual, I am scared. He has an appointment for his Senior Wellness check on Saturday. (that way the vet won't think I am a crazy hypochondriac).  I swear I will die if something is wrong with him. So please monkeys, keep JSM (dog hypochondriac) and Josef in your prayers. I know that others have FAR worse problems than me and my prayers are with you all. TIA JSM

Oh JSM you know that I'm just like you with worry, we had a scare the other night with Zoe and I've been on pins and needles all week. So you know my thoughts and prayers are with you and Josef. Take a xanax and please try to relax, I know that is easier said then done, but please try.  I've been dragging my rear for two days, I've still been doing what needs to be done here, but this last walk with Zoe I had to stop a couple times to breath. My infection has now crawled into my lungs, I called the doctor and he is refilling my antibiotics, or at least he better be. I think from all the stress of worrying about Zoe Monday night has caused me to be sick. So in a long round about way, I guess I'm telling you to calm down and not get yourself sick. 

[Tevye]

I hate Abba and every song they have ever done    I will now slink off and hide in my corner 

NRCG, don't feel bad. I was there the first time for ABBA, and I hated them with a passion! Gimme Jimi Hendrix, Mott the Hoople, David Bowie, Qeeen, screaming guitars and cute boys...that's what I was about..musically (except for band, then it's all about the classics). But now, I kinda like ABBA, they're so quaint, so retro...so Judy Jetson in the fashion department! I guess they remind me now of the people I used to laugh at them (ABBA) with, and it makes me smile. It also helps to remember that they learned most of their songs phonetically, and could barely speak English.

Let's put it this way, their tunes are catchy now, but their fashions will always be horrid and laugh-worthy!

ITA and how are you doing Tevye?

Thanks for asking, Mission. Today was a good day,yesterday sucked. Monday will be interesting...my oncologist's office went ahead and scheduled my next apt and chemo..without consulting with me. If Mon's apt would be in the morning, that'd be fine. But no, they scheduled it for 2:00....right when I'm supposed to be in the middle of a GED prep class for about 10 of my jail's finest! I'm gonna call the doc tomorrow and tell them if it means setting back my chemo a week, then they'll have to change it. I want these inmates to trust me, and the biggest part of that is being there when I say I will be. Darn nurses anyway!

Oh, and I have 3 chapters of my internship "book" due monday, and a seven page paper due Weds. But it's only Thursday, so I'm not stressing out. yesterday, however, was a stay in bed and sleep day.

and it's -15 with the windchill, storming to beat the band! I drove to the jail on the highway, as chances of a  rescue are better on the highway, and therefore chances of being late were lessened. On the way home. I took the back roads. Let's just say that cut my speed down to about 35 mph. It was very pretty, tho, and few cars out. And, this time, I wore my Sorrels...not my cowboy boots! Don't want to wreck them with road salt!

[no rose colored glasses]

Hope you can change your appointment Tevye. Weather sounds awful Glad today was a good day 

[Tevye]

Evening Monkeys. I love watching the puppies. I love puppies.  I thought I was the only person in the world that likes to look at cookbooks.

Okay, I haven't posted this today because I think it is probably nothing. But this morning I was rubbing Josef's belly. I noticed above I guess what would be his sternum a lump on his chest. One of the girls at the vet felt it when he was sitting up, but didn't when he laid down. I showed her when I got there to pick him up. She felt it then. 

I am probably worrying myself to death about this for nothing, but after what my BGF just went through with his Maggie and Josef not being as evil as usual, I am scared. He has an appointment for his Senior Wellness check on Saturday. (that way the vet won't think I am a crazy hypochondriac).  I swear I will die if something is wrong with him. So please monkeys, keep JSM (dog hypochondriac) and Josef in your prayers. I know that others have FAR worse problems than me and my prayers are with you all. TIA JSM

JSM, I'll pray for you and Josef. I know how important he is to you...he's your kid, for gosh sakes! I hope the lump will be nothing, just a physical manifestation of his evilness! He'll do anything to get your attention...I think he's still jealous of the laptop 

[theboyzmom]

Evening Monkeys. I love watching the puppies. I love puppies.  I thought I was the only person in the world that likes to look at cookbooks.

Okay, I haven't posted this today because I think it is probably nothing. But this morning I was rubbing Josef's belly. I noticed above I guess what would be his sternum a lump on his chest. One of the girls at the vet felt it when he was sitting up, but didn't when he laid down. I showed her when I got there to pick him up. She felt it then. 

I am probably worrying myself to death about this for nothing, but after what my BGF just went through with his Maggie and Josef not being as evil as usual, I am scared. He has an appointment for his Senior Wellness check on Saturday. (that way the vet won't think I am a crazy hypochondriac).  I swear I will die if something is wrong with him. So please monkeys, keep JSM (dog hypochondriac) and Josef in your prayers. I know that others have FAR worse problems than me and my prayers are with you all. TIA JSM

JSM - I will keep you and Josef in my prayers. I am sure it is probably nothing - we had a cat with lumps that the vet was sure were cancer - we decided not to do anything as she was already old - and if she got miserable we would put her down. Silly thing did not hear the vet - she lived for another 5 years before she was 18 and got arthritis so bad we had to put her down. I am sure this will happen with Josef - as for the not evil thing - it is a stage - I am sure he will be back to his evil self in no time - just get him a puppy or two to chase and eat!   

[theboyzmom]

I hate Abba and every song they have ever done    I will now slink off and hide in my corner 

NRCG, don't feel bad. I was there the first time for ABBA, and I hated them with a passion! Gimme Jimi Hendrix, Mott the Hoople, David Bowie, Qeeen, screaming guitars and cute boys...that's what I was about..musically (except for band, then it's all about the classics). But now, I kinda like ABBA, they're so quaint, so retro...so Judy Jetson in the fashion department! I guess they remind me now of the people I used to laugh at them (ABBA) with, and it makes me smile. It also helps to remember that they learned most of their songs phonetically, and could barely speak English.

Let's put it this way, their tunes are catchy now, but their fashions will always be horrid and laugh-worthy!

ITA and how are you doing Tevye?

Thanks for asking, Mission. Today was a good day,yesterday sucked. Monday will be interesting...my oncologist's office went ahead and scheduled my next apt and chemo..without consulting with me. If Mon's apt would be in the morning, that'd be fine. But no, they scheduled it for 2:00....right when I'm supposed to be in the middle of a GED prep class for about 10 of my jail's finest! I'm gonna call the doc tomorrow and tell them if it means setting back my chemo a week, then they'll have to change it. I want these inmates to trust me, and the biggest part of that is being there when I say I will be. Darn nurses anyway!

Oh, and I have 3 chapters of my internship "book" due monday, and a seven page paper due Weds. But it's only Thursday, so I'm not stressing out. yesterday, however, was a stay in bed and sleep day.

and it's -15 with the windchill, storming to beat the band! I drove to the jail on the highway, as chances of a  rescue are better on the highway, and therefore chances of being late were lessened. On the way home. I took the back roads. Let's just say that cut my speed down to about 35 mph. It was very pretty, tho, and few cars out. And, this time, I wore my Sorrels...not my cowboy boots! Don't want to wreck them with road salt!

Tevye - you are so amazing - have cancer, get chemo - go teach inmates and go to school. I do not have that much ambition without cancer.   

[Tevye]

Tevye - you are so amazing - have cancer, get chemo - go teach inmates and go to school. I do not have that much ambition without cancer.   

Thanks. My plan is to outrun the cancer, I'm too busy to die, and I've got these cool new boots....

[cookie]

I hate Abba and every song they have ever done    I will now slink off and hide in my corner 

Scoot on over, no rose. You are not alone.

make room for me!

[cookie]

Tevye - you are so amazing - have cancer, get chemo - go teach inmates and go to school. I do not have that much ambition without cancer.   

Thanks. My plan is to outrun the cancer, I'm too busy to die, and I've got these cool new boots....

luv your attitude and your strength! 

[cookie]

Evening Monkeys. I love watching the puppies. I love puppies.  I thought I was the only person in the world that likes to look at cookbooks.

Okay, I haven't posted this today because I think it is probably nothing. But this morning I was rubbing Josef's belly. I noticed above I guess what would be his sternum a lump on his chest. One of the girls at the vet felt it when he was sitting up, but didn't when he laid down. I showed her when I got there to pick him up. She felt it then. 

I am probably worrying myself to death about this for nothing, but after what my BGF just went through with his Maggie and Josef not being as evil as usual, I am scared. He has an appointment for his Senior Wellness check on Saturday. (that way the vet won't think I am a crazy hypochondriac).  I swear I will die if something is wrong with him. So please monkeys, keep JSM (dog hypochondriac) and Josef in your prayers. I know that others have FAR worse problems than me and my prayers are with you all. TIA JSM

JSM...my dog who is 12 has the same thing on his chest..had him to the vet...nothing...it is like a fat gathering or something like that..He is also getting these old dog warts all over him...some he will scratch till they bleed...nothing to worry about says the vet...they get their issues of aging just like humans do I guess...Try not to worry...you will see that it will more than likely be nothing serious...

[joesamas mama]

Evening Monkeys. I love watching the puppies. I love puppies.  I thought I was the only person in the world that likes to look at cookbooks.

Okay, I haven't posted this today because I think it is probably nothing. But this morning I was rubbing Josef's belly. I noticed above I guess what would be his sternum a lump on his chest. One of the girls at the vet felt it when he was sitting up, but didn't when he laid down. I showed her when I got there to pick him up. She felt it then. 

I am probably worrying myself to death about this for nothing, but after what my BGF just went through with his Maggie and Josef not being as evil as usual, I am scared. He has an appointment for his Senior Wellness check on Saturday. (that way the vet won't think I am a crazy hypochondriac).  I swear I will die if something is wrong with him. So please monkeys, keep JSM (dog hypochondriac) and Josef in your prayers. I know that others have FAR worse problems than me and my prayers are with you all. TIA JSM

Oh JSM you know that I'm just like you with worry, we had a scare the other night with Zoe and I've been on pins and needles all week. So you know my thoughts and prayers are with you and Josef. Take a xanax and please try to relax, I know that is easier said then done, but please try.  I've been dragging my rear for two days, I've still been doing what needs to be done here, but this last walk with Zoe I had to stop a couple times to breath. My infection has now crawled into my lungs, I called the doctor and he is refilling my antibiotics, or at least he better be. I think from all the stress of worrying about Zoe Monday night has caused me to be sick. So in a long round about way, I guess I'm telling you to calm down and not get yourself sick. 

No Rose, I hope Zoe is doing better. It is cold and rainy here and Josef and I walked in the rain. I will take a xanax before bed, that way I can at least watch a little tv before bed. I hope you feel better quickly. I hate it that you are sick. Maybe you should not do too much work and just get some rest.  I am sure Josef will be fine, I just worry something horrible about him. 

[Tevye]

Evening Monkeys. I love watching the puppies. I love puppies.  I thought I was the only person in the world that likes to look at cookbooks.

Okay, I haven't posted this today because I think it is probably nothing. But this morning I was rubbing Josef's belly. I noticed above I guess what would be his sternum a lump on his chest. One of the girls at the vet felt it when he was sitting up, but didn't when he laid down. I showed her when I got there to pick him up. She felt it then. 

I am probably worrying myself to death about this for nothing, but after what my BGF just went through with his Maggie and Josef not being as evil as usual, I am scared. He has an appointment for his Senior Wellness check on Saturday. (that way the vet won't think I am a crazy hypochondriac).  I swear I will die if something is wrong with him. So please monkeys, keep JSM (dog hypochondriac) and Josef in your prayers. I know that others have FAR worse problems than me and my prayers are with you all. TIA JSM

JSM...my dog who is 12 has the same thing on his chest..had him to the vet...nothing...it is like a fat gathering or something like that..He is also getting these old dog warts all over him...some he will scratch till they bleed...nothing to worry about says the vet...they get their issues of aging just like humans do I guess...Try not to worry...you will see that it will more than likely be nothing serious...

Our vet called them "fatty tumours" on our Bandit. Which was kinda funny, as she was so overweight we called her the bullet dog...she was shaped like one. I would always tell our kids she thought she was a ballerina, all princy and prancy...only she was a really FAT ballerina, with a pink tutu, and pranced around in high heels (her toenails always clicked on the floor). Sorta like a hipppo in a tutu, only about 2 feet off the floor. But the fatty tumours were nothing to worry about, and did not affect her health...or her appetite!

[joesamas mama]

I hate Abba and every song they have ever done    I will now slink off and hide in my corner 

NRCG, don't feel bad. I was there the first time for ABBA, and I hated them with a passion! Gimme Jimi Hendrix, Mott the Hoople, David Bowie, Qeeen, screaming guitars and cute boys...that's what I was about..musically (except for band, then it's all about the classics). But now, I kinda like ABBA, they're so quaint, so retro...so Judy Jetson in the fashion department! I guess they remind me now of the people I used to laugh at them (ABBA) with, and it makes me smile. It also helps to remember that they learned most of their songs phonetically, and could barely speak English.

Let's put it this way, their tunes are catchy now, but their fashions will always be horrid and laugh-worthy!

ITA and how are you doing Tevye?

Thanks for asking, Mission. Today was a good day,yesterday sucked. Monday will be interesting...my oncologist's office went ahead and scheduled my next apt and chemo..without consulting with me. If Mon's apt would be in the morning, that'd be fine. But no, they scheduled it for 2:00....right when I'm supposed to be in the middle of a GED prep class for about 10 of my jail's finest! I'm gonna call the doc tomorrow and tell them if it means setting back my chemo a week, then they'll have to change it. I want these inmates to trust me, and the biggest part of that is being there when I say I will be. Darn nurses anyway!

Oh, and I have 3 chapters of my internship "book" due monday, and a seven page paper due Weds. But it's only Thursday, so I'm not stressing out. yesterday, however, was a stay in bed and sleep day.

and it's -15 with the windchill, storming to beat the band! I drove to the jail on the highway, as chances of a  rescue are better on the highway, and therefore chances of being late were lessened. On the way home. I took the back roads. Let's just say that cut my speed down to about 35 mph. It was very pretty, tho, and few cars out. And, this time, I wore my Sorrels...not my cowboy boots! Don't want to wreck them with road salt!

Tevye honey, I am sure the 10 of the jails finest would understand why you aren't there. Don't skip a treatment please.  I'm glad you got home safe and sound. I pray for you every night. You are the strongest person I know!!!