JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #12

[no rose colored glasses]

Thanks Muffy, a moldy smell 

[joesamas mama]

Afternoon Monkeys. Scarey, your stories were cracking me up.

FYI, talked to my friend, she hasn't slept in 3 days. I told her to take a pill to sleep, she promised me should would tonight. She is in contact with a mercy group in Haiti trying to info about her family. She said to thank all the monkeys for their continued prayers, for her and her family. 

Okay, hope you have a great afternoon. I was supposed to skate today, but I doubt I will get out of here on time. Arrrgggghhhhhhh

[joesamas mama]

Cookie have fun with the cruise. No Rose, is Zoe better today? Muffy, thanks for info about the Tylenol recall.

[Tevye]

Attention Terrosist-Wanna-Be's:

My town is not worth bombing. IF you did bomb my town, it would equal an economic boost, what with all the media dudes flying in so they could watch us lying about and screaming for "help, somebody help us poor idiots who don't know how to take care of ourselves!" -which of course we wouldn't say, as we do take care of ourselves very well, thank you very much.

Also, dumbazz dude, when our over-testosteron-ated SWAT, ATF, and SP Bomb squad get done with ya, our local jail is gonna have a field day with you! You may consider yourself lucky that you won't end up in the pokey where I work, I've got these new boots,see....

Oh, yeah, and whatever you were smoking from California? It's not doing a thing for ya, dude!

"Security crews are on scene at Cherry Capital Airport in Traverse City, after a man from California claims to have a bomb on the United Express flight from Chicago.

Officials tell 7 & 4 News the passenger was locked in the bathroom saying he had an explosive device.

The suspect was arrested when the plane landed and all other passengers are safe.  The passengers were taken away in vans to another location once the plane landed. A bomb sniffing dog is being brought in to check the plane.

Officials are interviewing the flight crew and passengers at this time.  When the interviews are complete the suspect will be taken to the Traverse City Police Department.

7 & 4 News is on the scene and will bring more information as details are released."

Oh, btw? this channel is actually showing nothing about this bomb scare, I've gotten the news via phone calls as I was at the drs.

[no rose colored glasses]

Afternoon Monkeys. Scarey, your stories were cracking me up.

FYI, talked to my friend, she hasn't slept in 3 days. I told her to take a pill to sleep, she promised me should would tonight. She is in contact with a mercy group in Haiti trying to info about her family. She said to thank all the monkeys for their continued prayers, for her and her family. 

Okay, hope you have a great afternoon. I was supposed to skate today, but I doubt I will get out of here on time. Arrrgggghhhhhhh

That poor lady needs some rest, I sure hope she hears something very soon

[no rose colored glasses]

Cookie have fun with the cruise. No Rose, is Zoe better today? Muffy, thanks for info about the Tylenol recall.

So far, but tomorrow with the plumber here she will be a wreck, sigh 

[no rose colored glasses]

Attention Terrosist-Wanna-Be's:

My town is not worth bombing. IF you did bomb my town, it would equal an economic boost, what with all the media dudes flying in so they could watch us lying about and screaming for "help, somebody help us poor idiots who don't know how to take care of ourselves!" -which of course we wouldn't say, as we do take care of ourselves very well, thank you very much.

Also, dumbazz dude, when our over-testosteron-ated SWAT, ATF, and SP Bomb squad get done with ya, our local jail is gonna have a field day with you! You may consider yourself lucky that you won't end up in the pokey where I work, I've got these new boots,see....

Oh, yeah, and whatever you were smoking from California? It's not doing a thing for ya, dude!

"Security crews are on scene at Cherry Capital Airport in Traverse City, after a man from California claims to have a bomb on the United Express flight from Chicago.

Officials tell 7 & 4 News the passenger was locked in the bathroom saying he had an explosive device.

The suspect was arrested when the plane landed and all other passengers are safe.  The passengers were taken away in vans to another location once the plane landed. A bomb sniffing dog is being brought in to check the plane.

Officials are interviewing the flight crew and passengers at this time.  When the interviews are complete the suspect will be taken to the Traverse City Police Department.

7 & 4 News is on the scene and will bring more information as details are released."

Oh, btw? this channel is actually showing nothing about this bomb scare, I've gotten the news via phone calls as I was at the drs.

    I haven't seen anything about this.

[Tevye]

Attention Terrosist-Wanna-Be's:

My town is not worth bombing. IF you did bomb my town, it would equal an economic boost, what with all the media dudes flying in so they could watch us lying about and screaming for "help, somebody help us poor idiots who don't know how to take care of ourselves!" -which of course we wouldn't say, as we do take care of ourselves very well, thank you very much.

Also, dumbazz dude, when our over-testosteron-ated SWAT, ATF, and SP Bomb squad get done with ya, our local jail is gonna have a field day with you! You may consider yourself lucky that you won't end up in the pokey where I work, I've got these new boots,see....

Oh, yeah, and whatever you were smoking from California? It's not doing a thing for ya, dude!

"Security crews are on scene at Cherry Capital Airport in Traverse City, after a man from California claims to have a bomb on the United Express flight from Chicago.

Officials tell 7 & 4 News the passenger was locked in the bathroom saying he had an explosive device.

The suspect was arrested when the plane landed and all other passengers are safe.  The passengers were taken away in vans to another location once the plane landed. A bomb sniffing dog is being brought in to check the plane.

Officials are interviewing the flight crew and passengers at this time.  When the interviews are complete the suspect will be taken to the Traverse City Police Department.

7 & 4 News is on the scene and will bring more information as details are released."

Oh, btw? this channel is actually showing nothing about this bomb scare, I've gotten the news via phone calls as I was at the drs.

    I haven't seen anything about this.

Of course you haven't. Why? Because we are 6 hours north of Detroit, and everyone thinks Michigan consists of Detroit...whose suburbs contain the largest population of Muslims outside the Mid-East. Nobody knows where we are, and I like it like that! Stupid guy, doesn't he realize if he bombs a commuter plane (18 passenger prolly), he's only gonna get 32 virgins...and we don't have 32 virgins left in our area!!!!

[trimmonthelake]

   Hey Monkeys.Thanks for your kind thoughts and prayers.Little GS is fine.     They removed what apparently seemed to be a piece of foam from his nap pad that he uses at school.Bigger than a Q-tip end.  I guess that means he was not napping.     He never told anyone about it.He is the quiet one.
Anyway he feels fine and wanted a soft taco.Now Hubby is gone to get him a new nap pad.


Tevye,I hope you are feeling well today.I heard something about the incident you were talking about one time and that was it. 

Going to check the threads real quick.   

[no rose colored glasses]

  Hey Monkeys.Thanks for your kind thoughts and prayers.Little GS is fine.     They removed what apparently seemed to be a piece of foam from his nap pad that he uses at school.Bigger than a Q-tip end.  I guess that means he was not napping.     He never told anyone about it.He is the quiet one.
Anyway he feels fine and wanted a soft taco.Now Hubby is gone to get him a new nap pad.


Tevye,I hope you are feeling well today.I heard something about the incident you were talking about one time and that was it. 

Going to check the threads real quick.   

  Glad to hear that. I guess the little guy wasn't napping, but I'll bet he will never put anything foreign up his nose again. And how cute he wants a soft taco, that does sound good.

[trimmonthelake]

Tevye,I found the report.....
http://www.connectmidmichigan.com/news/story.aspx?id=402313
Man claims to have bomb on MI plane
Friday, January 15, 2010 at 11:21 a.m.

Read more: Local, Bomb, Threat, Plane, Michigan, Traverse City

TRAVERSE CITY (AP) -- A government official says a man was arrested at a northern Michigan airport after making a bomb threat on a commercial flight.

No bomb was found. The official says the man was taken off the plane at the Traverse City, Mich., airport on Friday after making the threat. The official wasn't authorized to speak publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity.

The Transportation Security Administration says the passenger entered the bathroom as the Skywest Airlines flight from Chicago as it was approaching the Cherry Capital Airport. The TSA says the passenger is currently being questioned and the airport temporarily suspended operations.

Charlotte Crosby of Traverse City says her husband was on the plane. He called her on his cell phone to say he and other passengers were being questioned.

Additional video of scene can be found by clicking on http://www.connectmidmichigan.com/news/video.aspx?list=~/news/lists/videos&id=402348

[bananas]

  Hey Monkeys.Thanks for your kind thoughts and prayers.Little GS is fine.     They removed what apparently seemed to be a piece of foam from his nap pad that he uses at school.Bigger than a Q-tip end.  I guess that means he was not napping.     He never told anyone about it.He is the quiet one.
Anyway he feels fine and wanted a soft taco.Now Hubby is gone to get him a new nap pad.


Tevye,I hope you are feeling well today.I heard something about the incident you were talking about one time and that was it. 

Going to check the threads real quick.   

Very glad to hear Trimm.

My granddaughter got foam she picked off a dollhouse bed when she was about 3 and put it up her nose.  We had to take her to one of those emergicare places and they used tweezers to pull it all  out.  Kids can do the darndest things.

[trimmonthelake]

NRCG,I bet he doesn't put anything in his nose again either.   

[trimmonthelake]

  Hey Monkeys.Thanks for your kind thoughts and prayers.Little GS is fine.     They removed what apparently seemed to be a piece of foam from his nap pad that he uses at school.Bigger than a Q-tip end.  I guess that means he was not napping.     He never told anyone about it.He is the quiet one.
Anyway he feels fine and wanted a soft taco.Now Hubby is gone to get him a new nap pad.


Tevye,I hope you are feeling well today.I heard something about the incident you were talking about one time and that was it. 

Going to check the threads real quick.   

Very glad to hear Trimm.

My granddaughter got foam she picked off a dollhouse bed when she was about 3 and put it up her nose.  We had to take her to one of those emergicare places and they used tweezers to pull it all  out.  Kids can do the darndest things.

They sure do.I don't remember ever sticking anything up my nose.It was all about being a daredevil and getting stitches.   

[Tevye]

  Hey Monkeys.Thanks for your kind thoughts and prayers.Little GS is fine.     They removed what apparently seemed to be a piece of foam from his nap pad that he uses at school.Bigger than a Q-tip end.  I guess that means he was not napping.     He never told anyone about it.He is the quiet one.
Anyway he feels fine and wanted a soft taco.Now Hubby is gone to get him a new nap pad.


Tevye,I hope you are feeling well today.I heard something about the incident you were talking about one time and that was it. 

Going to check the threads real quick.   

Trimm, glad everything came out (!) ok! Don't tell GS, but I had to use the pink rosary, sis didn't get here in time to help locate the rest (she "puts stuff away" in the weirdest places!)

I think my local airport is safe, and am glad I fly out of Chicago...that way my face won't show up in my hometown paper when I go ballistic about flying from Anchorage to Chicago with only Sprite and water to drink.

[Tevye]

Tevye,I found the report.....
http://www.connectmidmichigan.com/news/story.aspx?id=402313
Man claims to have bomb on MI plane
Friday, January 15, 2010 at 11:21 a.m.

Read more: Local, Bomb, Threat, Plane, Michigan, Traverse City

TRAVERSE CITY (AP) -- A government official says a man was arrested at a northern Michigan airport after making a bomb threat on a commercial flight.

No bomb was found. The official says the man was taken off the plane at the Traverse City, Mich., airport on Friday after making the threat. The official wasn't authorized to speak publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity.

The Transportation Security Administration says the passenger entered the bathroom as the Skywest Airlines flight from Chicago as it was approaching the Cherry Capital Airport. The TSA says the passenger is currently being questioned and the airport temporarily suspended operations.

Charlotte Crosby of Traverse City says her husband was on the plane. He called her on his cell phone to say he and other passengers were being questioned.

Additional video of scene can be found by clicking on http://www.connectmidmichigan.com/news/video.aspx?list=~/news/lists/videos&id=402348

Only problem I have with this story is that we are not serviced by SkyWest. But hey, if the terrorists want to book all their flights on SkyWest, it's ok by me!

[Tevye]

Tevye,I found the report.....
http://www.connectmidmichigan.com/news/story.aspx?id=402313
Man claims to have bomb on MI plane
Friday, January 15, 2010 at 11:21 a.m.

Read more: Local, Bomb, Threat, Plane, Michigan, Traverse City

TRAVERSE CITY (AP) -- A government official says a man was arrested at a northern Michigan airport after making a bomb threat on a commercial flight.

No bomb was found. The official says the man was taken off the plane at the Traverse City, Mich., airport on Friday after making the threat. The official wasn't authorized to speak publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity.

The Transportation Security Administration says the passenger entered the bathroom as the Skywest Airlines flight from Chicago as it was approaching the Cherry Capital Airport. The TSA says the passenger is currently being questioned and the airport temporarily suspended operations.

Charlotte Crosby of Traverse City says her husband was on the plane. He called her on his cell phone to say he and other passengers were being questioned.

Additional video of scene can be found by clicking on http://www.connectmidmichigan.com/news/video.aspx?list=~/news/lists/videos&id=402348

Only problem I have with this story is that we are not serviced by SkyWest. But hey, if the terrorists want to book all their flights on SkyWest, it's ok by me!

Loc al update: per Sheriff and airport control: 11 passengers, 3 crew...28 yr old Calif resident, bomb dog, article in bathroom, but no explosives onboard. Airport closed for 30 mins, this whole incident, from report to final press conference: 3.5 hours. That's the way we do it here, we have other things to do, it's not snowing, it's supposed to get into the 40's this weekend, we're getting reading to pollute the atmosphere with our snowmachines and cross country skis and skating!

[trimmonthelake]

Tevye,I found the report.....
http://www.connectmidmichigan.com/news/story.aspx?id=402313
Man claims to have bomb on MI plane
Friday, January 15, 2010 at 11:21 a.m.

Read more: Local, Bomb, Threat, Plane, Michigan, Traverse City

TRAVERSE CITY (AP) -- A government official says a man was arrested at a northern Michigan airport after making a bomb threat on a commercial flight.

No bomb was found. The official says the man was taken off the plane at the Traverse City, Mich., airport on Friday after making the threat. The official wasn't authorized to speak publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity.

The Transportation Security Administration says the passenger entered the bathroom as the Skywest Airlines flight from Chicago as it was approaching the Cherry Capital Airport. The TSA says the passenger is currently being questioned and the airport temporarily suspended operations.

Charlotte Crosby of Traverse City says her husband was on the plane. He called her on his cell phone to say he and other passengers were being questioned.

Additional video of scene can be found by clicking on http://www.connectmidmichigan.com/news/video.aspx?list=~/news/lists/videos&id=402348

Only problem I have with this story is that we are not serviced by SkyWest. But hey, if the terrorists want to book all their flights on SkyWest, it's ok by me!

Loc al update: per Sheriff and airport control: 11 passengers, 3 crew...28 yr old Calif resident, bomb dog, article in bathroom, but no explosives onboard. Airport closed for 30 mins, this whole incident, from report to final press conference: 3.5 hours. That's the way we do it here, we have other things to do, it's not snowing, it's supposed to get into the 40's this weekend, we're getting reading to pollute the atmosphere with our snowmachines and cross country skis and skating!

That was fast!
40's sounds good.It will be 50's here.
Off to walk the dogs.They have gone crazy. 
We'll keep the pink rosary our little secret.   

[no rose colored glasses]

NRCG,I bet he doesn't put anything in his nose again either.   

I was thinking to myself I wonder what he was thinking when he did that? When my kids would do something of that nature, I would always ask, what made you do such a thing? Sometimes the answers were funny, I would try not to laugh 

[Brandi]

  Hey Monkeys.Thanks for your kind thoughts and prayers.Little GS is fine.     They removed what apparently seemed to be a piece of foam from his nap pad that he uses at school.Bigger than a Q-tip end.  I guess that means he was not napping.     He never told anyone about it.He is the quiet one.
Anyway he feels fine and wanted a soft taco.Now Hubby is gone to get him a new nap pad.


Tevye,I hope you are feeling well today.I heard something about the incident you were talking about one time and that was it. 

Going to check the threads real quick.   

Trimm, so glad GS is doing fine and hungry

I will show my age a bit, or maybe just my geographical area when I was growing up, we called those "sleep-upons." There were also "sit-upons" that were just big enough to sit on to keep your butt from getting dirty while outside. LOL We made them in Girl Scout camp.