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« Reply #1600 on: October 29, 2009, 01:36:43 PM »
Quote from: ScareyCarrie on October 29, 2009, 01:23:06 PM
Can you get workmans comp if your making fun of your boss and hurt your self???

I would say YES, DEFINITELY!!! 
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« Reply #1601 on: October 29, 2009, 01:47:49 PM »
Quote from: Fanny Mae on October 29, 2009, 01:36:43 PM
Quote from: ScareyCarrie on October 29, 2009, 01:23:06 PM
Can you get workmans comp if your making fun of your boss and hurt your self???

I would say YES, DEFINITELY!!! 

Ok Fanny's final say so wins it, you are our go to girl! Munkey munk was making fun of our boss (out of the office today) and while immitating his laugh may have blown a lung or popped a rib out...

 
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« Reply #1602 on: October 29, 2009, 01:56:56 PM »
Quote from: ScareyCarrie on October 29, 2009, 01:47:49 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on October 29, 2009, 01:36:43 PM
Quote from: ScareyCarrie on October 29, 2009, 01:23:06 PM
Can you get workmans comp if your making fun of your boss and hurt your self???

I would say YES, DEFINITELY!!! 

Ok Fanny's final say so wins it, you are our go to girl! Munkey munk was making fun of our boss (out of the office today) and while immitating his laugh may have blown a lung or popped a rib out...

 



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« Reply #1603 on: October 29, 2009, 02:12:49 PM »
Quote from: ScareyCarrie on October 29, 2009, 01:47:49 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on October 29, 2009, 01:36:43 PM
Quote from: ScareyCarrie on October 29, 2009, 01:23:06 PM
Can you get workmans comp if your making fun of your boss and hurt your self???

I would say YES, DEFINITELY!!! 

Ok Fanny's final say so wins it, you are our go to girl! Munkey munk was making fun of our boss (out of the office today) and while immitating his laugh may have blown a lung or popped a rib out...

 

  That is definitely work related then
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« Reply #1604 on: October 29, 2009, 02:55:06 PM »
It looks like TRIMM hasn't gotten back from her hawt doctor visit. I bet she stops at Walmart to get some candy corn. 
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« Reply #1605 on: October 29, 2009, 03:00:56 PM »
Quote from: Fanny Mae on October 29, 2009, 02:55:06 PM
It looks like TRIMM hasn't gotten back from her hawt doctor visit. I bet she stops at Walmart to get some candy corn. 

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« Reply #1606 on: October 29, 2009, 03:06:43 PM »
Hi everyone
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« Reply #1607 on: October 29, 2009, 03:07:40 PM »
Hawt biker?
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« Reply #1608 on: October 29, 2009, 03:08:46 PM »
 
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« Reply #1609 on: October 29, 2009, 03:09:47 PM »
 
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« Reply #1610 on: October 29, 2009, 03:13:01 PM »
Quote from: Northern Rose on October 29, 2009, 03:09:47 PM

Northern Rose, it's good to see you're feeling better!
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« Reply #1611 on: October 29, 2009, 03:20:30 PM »
Quote from: Northern Rose on October 29, 2009, 03:07:40 PM
Hawt biker?

OHH GAWD!!! was my reaction but just think of the calories I just saved by losing my lunch appetite
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« Reply #1612 on: October 29, 2009, 03:23:01 PM »
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Quote from: Northern Rose on October 29, 2009, 03:09:47 PM

Northern Rose, it's good to see you're feeling better!

Hi Tevye. Not sure about better but I am feeling.  Daughter wanted to go into school today so I let her.  Only 6 kids left in her home room from what I heard yesterday so at least she can get caught up without infecting anyone.  Her fever is gone or I would not have let her go.
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« Reply #1613 on: October 29, 2009, 03:24:05 PM »
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Hawt biker?

OHH GAWD!!! was my reaction but just think of the calories I just saved by losing my lunch appetite

Welcome to the Northern weight loss plan free trial offer.   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1614 on: October 29, 2009, 03:36:28 PM »
I'm bored.  Someone please tell me a story.
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« Reply #1615 on: October 29, 2009, 03:42:14 PM »
Quote from: CasuallyCool on October 29, 2009, 03:36:28 PM
I'm bored.  Someone please tell me a story.

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"
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« Reply #1616 on: October 29, 2009, 03:50:08 PM »
Quote from: Northern Rose on October 29, 2009, 03:42:14 PM
Quote from: CasuallyCool on October 29, 2009, 03:36:28 PM
I'm bored.  Someone please tell me a story.

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"
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« Reply #1617 on: October 29, 2009, 03:50:50 PM »
Quote from: Northern Rose on October 29, 2009, 03:42:14 PM
Quote from: CasuallyCool on October 29, 2009, 03:36:28 PM
I'm bored.  Someone please tell me a story.

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"


That sounds like a job for CC!!!!!!
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« Reply #1618 on: October 29, 2009, 03:51:04 PM »
Quote from: Northern Rose on October 29, 2009, 03:23:01 PM
Quote from: Tevye on October 29, 2009, 03:13:01 PM
Quote from: Northern Rose on October 29, 2009, 03:09:47 PM

Northern Rose, it's good to see you're feeling better!

Hi Tevye. Not sure about better but I am feeling.  Daughter wanted to go into school today so I let her.  Only 6 kids left in her home room from what I heard yesterday so at least she can get caught up without infecting anyone.  Her fever is gone or I would not have let her go.

Hi Tevye and Northern!     an angelic monkey

Northern - do you still have a fever?   Did you and your daughter develope a bad cough from the flu?
I'm glad your daughter was able to go back to school today.   Hope you're back to 100% soon.   
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« Reply #1619 on: October 29, 2009, 03:52:41 PM »
Quote from: Fanny Mae on October 29, 2009, 02:55:06 PM
It looks like TRIMM hasn't gotten back from her hawt doctor visit. I bet she stops at Walmart to get some candy corn. 

   No candy corn today.I came straight back.I was afraid the Rockettes might announce a new Tot Mom routine for Christmas.   
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