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Topic: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD (Read 1961062 times)
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Tams
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD (NO LONGER A VIRGIN THREAD)
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Reply #4840 on:
July 08, 2009, 07:11:31 PM »
Quote from: Grumbles on July 08, 2009, 12:03:55 PM
Oh Fannie! I saw the email Dolce wrote that JSM - and watched the well justified fury that rolled back in the posts. It was so hard to watch and read the pain from each Monkey I knew had a special relationship with "Dolce" or whoever she really is over the many months I've been lurking. There is a close circle of you who know each other well and interact with each other daily - and
it was wonderful to be able to see the laughter, hilarious humor, tenderness, caring and wow, I could go on and on.
So I understand your sense of deep betrayal and pain you've all been expressing. I believe each of us has been touched before by this kind of betrayal before in our lives, and something this deep just reopens those old wounds. BUT, something I was also thinking of as I read along with you - is that no matter what kind of wacko this girl is - at some level she must deeply miss this wonderful friendship you offered her - I find it impossible to believe that something that may very well have started as a lark and developed into an uncontrollable force MUST have touched her heart at some level - to me it is inconceivable that she didn't feel the love you gave her. I also wondered if she deeply missed you all. Please - I'm not saying you shouldn't be angry and that you should accept her apology -
but please give yourselves the benefit of recognizing what a wonderful thing you offer fellow Monkeys.
Let me also say as a new Monkey - especially one who got "biotch-slapped" by Klaas over my shrimper baby, anytime any one wants to check out who I am - just ask Klaas for my name or my email address. She can point you to my Facebook, my website, you can google me and there I will be, warts, old broad and all. Maybe I should pretend to be someone else, but I'm not - sigh - I "yam who I yam" and I'm proud and touched to be part of the Monkey family.
Good Afternoon, Lovely Monkey Friends-
Grumbles, I don't believe we have officially had the pleasure of 'meeting' here, but I have enjoyed many of your posts. I am fairly new here (Sandra Cantu brought me to SM) - and in such a short period of time, I have grown terribly fond of the caring and kind hearted monkeys that populate these cages. Your post is so very insightful.
This forum is hands down the home of the most compassionate group of respectful, thoughtful individuals coming together in the name of a wonderful cause. The fact that those individuals all share laughter, life stories, and help support one another through life's triumphs and tragedies is just the "sprinkles on the icing on the cake." The virtual hugs given here are palpable - I have felt them from the very first time I found this site. I have felt honored to be accepted as a part of it all, and was welcomed with 'open arms'.
What a wonderful opportunity and a rare find in this crazy world we live in.
As worded so perfectly by Grumbles, it has been very difficult to read about all the pain that this deception has caused. It surely cannot be minimized in any way. Even Blink called her "my dear friend"; 'Dolce' even duped the master sleuth. It appears as though we were all gullible across the board. Although I did not have any personal interaction with 'Dolce', I did observe the genuine love and kindness with which you all surrounded her.
Karma has a way of catching up to those who inflict pain & cruelty on others. Grumbles was so very insightful in her statement:
"...BUT, something I was also thinking of as I read along with you - is that no matter what kind of wacko this girl is - at some level she must deeply miss this wonderful friendship you offered her - I find it impossible to believe that something that may very well have started as a lark and developed into an uncontrollable force MUST have touched her heart at some level - to me it is inconceivable that she didn't feel the love you gave her. I also wondered if she deeply missed you all..."
This person started off being deceptive for whatever horrible reason . . . but she has left learning a hopefully life-altering lesson in humanity, unconditional love, and respect. You touched her soul, monkeys - and hopefully she will someday become a better person because of it. Yours were perhaps some of the kindest and most understanding friendships she had ever experienced; perhaps she had never known such before. There is no way, IMO, that she has left this unscathed. This will be with her forever. Like I said about karma . . .
As with all hurtful acts, it will take time to heal. We should be able to use all of the love and support we showed our deceptor to prop one another up, and carry on. Continue to use our energy to help those who need us most - the missing and victims of crime.
Someone mentioned a Friday deadline (perhaps in Musings?) - what a terrific idea. Why don't we all stop in on Friday, and raise a glass of whatever to strength in the face of deception, continued dedication to the Monkey's cause, inpenetrable spirit, and friendships that cannot be sabatoged.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD (NO LONGER A VIRGIN THREAD)
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July 08, 2009, 07:12:51 PM »
Quote from: Northern Rose on July 08, 2009, 06:13:48 PM
Quote from: always 1 on July 08, 2009, 06:08:59 PM
Going to fix dinner - note new avi - did I mention I love you all!!!!
Always I LOVE you Avi!!!! I wubs you back !
Thank you!!!
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD (NO LONGER A VIRGIN THREAD)
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Reply #4842 on:
July 08, 2009, 07:31:51 PM »
Quote from: Lovinlife on July 08, 2009, 05:37:41 PM
Brandi
~I've been thinking about you since all this chit hit the fan with the troll. I know you worked so hard on Adji's poster. I hope you know that I appreciate all you've done.
I just wanted to share this with you guy's incase you missed it. Deenie=Bixie & it's snipped from pg2 current thread in musings #44.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_0fOYS6zo
Lovinlife
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You are very sweet.
~Brandi
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD (NO LONGER A VIRGIN THREAD)
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Reply #4843 on:
July 08, 2009, 07:38:47 PM »
Quote from: Brandi on July 08, 2009, 07:31:51 PM
Quote from: Lovinlife on July 08, 2009, 05:37:41 PM
Brandi
~I've been thinking about you since all this chit hit the fan with the troll. I know you worked so hard on Adji's poster. I hope you know that I appreciate all you've done.
I just wanted to share this with you guy's incase you missed it. Deenie=Bixie & it's snipped from pg2 current thread in musings #44.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_0fOYS6zo
Lovinlife
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You are very sweet.
~Brandi
HI Brandi! I haven't seen you in a long time. Do you think you could give Josef a Hawaiian Lei wreath for his avi? When you have time of course. I would love that. TIA JSM
Glad you are here! JSM
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD (NO LONGER A VIRGIN THREAD)
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July 08, 2009, 07:39:04 PM »
Quote from: joesamas mama on July 08, 2009, 07:04:11 PM
Weather Fanny Mistress of Storms. Are you coming my way? The wind is going crazy, just popped a pill in Josef's mouth. It even knocked one of my baskets off the porch. TIA JSM
There are some thunderstorms east of you, but they are moving south east. I don't see anything else. Sorry.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD (NO LONGER A VIRGIN THREAD)
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Reply #4845 on:
July 08, 2009, 07:40:53 PM »
Quote from: Fanny Mae on July 08, 2009, 07:39:04 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on July 08, 2009, 07:04:11 PM
Weather Fanny Mistress of Storms. Are you coming my way? The wind is going crazy, just popped a pill in Josef's mouth. It even knocked one of my baskets off the porch. TIA JSM
There are some thunderstorms east of you, but they are moving south east. I don't see anything else. Sorry.
Thanks Fanny, just saw it was hailing in downtown Dallas. But the wind here is screaming like a Banshee.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD (NO LONGER A VIRGIN THREAD)
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Reply #4846 on:
July 08, 2009, 07:43:04 PM »
Quote from: Tams on July 08, 2009, 07:11:31 PM
Quote from: Grumbles on July 08, 2009, 12:03:55 PM
Oh Fannie! I saw the email Dolce wrote that JSM - and watched the well justified fury that rolled back in the posts. It was so hard to watch and read the pain from each Monkey I knew had a special relationship with "Dolce" or whoever she really is over the many months I've been lurking. There is a close circle of you who know each other well and interact with each other daily - and
it was wonderful to be able to see the laughter, hilarious humor, tenderness, caring and wow, I could go on and on.
So I understand your sense of deep betrayal and pain you've all been expressing. I believe each of us has been touched before by this kind of betrayal before in our lives, and something this deep just reopens those old wounds. BUT, something I was also thinking of as I read along with you - is that no matter what kind of wacko this girl is - at some level she must deeply miss this wonderful friendship you offered her - I find it impossible to believe that something that may very well have started as a lark and developed into an uncontrollable force MUST have touched her heart at some level - to me it is inconceivable that she didn't feel the love you gave her. I also wondered if she deeply missed you all. Please - I'm not saying you shouldn't be angry and that you should accept her apology -
but please give yourselves the benefit of recognizing what a wonderful thing you offer fellow Monkeys.
Let me also say as a new Monkey - especially one who got "biotch-slapped" by Klaas over my shrimper baby, anytime any one wants to check out who I am - just ask Klaas for my name or my email address. She can point you to my Facebook, my website, you can google me and there I will be, warts, old broad and all. Maybe I should pretend to be someone else, but I'm not - sigh - I "yam who I yam" and I'm proud and touched to be part of the Monkey family.
Good Afternoon, Lovely Monkey Friends-
Grumbles, I don't believe we have officially had the pleasure of 'meeting' here, but I have enjoyed many of your posts. I am fairly new here (Sandra Cantu brought me to SM) - and in such a short period of time, I have grown terribly fond of the caring and kind hearted monkeys that populate these cages. Your post is so very insightful.
This forum is hands down the home of the most compassionate group of respectful, thoughtful individuals coming together in the name of a wonderful cause. The fact that those individuals all share laughter, life stories, and help support one another through life's triumphs and tragedies is just the "sprinkles on the icing on the cake." The virtual hugs given here are palpable - I have felt them from the very first time I found this site. I have felt honored to be accepted as a part of it all, and was welcomed with 'open arms'.
What a wonderful opportunity and a rare find in this crazy world we live in.
As worded so perfectly by Grumbles, it has been very difficult to read about all the pain that this deception has caused. It surely cannot be minimized in any way. Even Blink called her "my dear friend"; 'Dolce' even duped the master sleuth. It appears as though we were all gullible across the board. Although I did not have any personal interaction with 'Dolce', I did observe the genuine love and kindness with which you all surrounded her.
Karma has a way of catching up to those who inflict pain & cruelty on others. Grumbles was so very insightful in her statement:
"...BUT, something I was also thinking of as I read along with you - is that no matter what kind of wacko this girl is - at some level she must deeply miss this wonderful friendship you offered her - I find it impossible to believe that something that may very well have started as a lark and developed into an uncontrollable force MUST have touched her heart at some level - to me it is inconceivable that she didn't feel the love you gave her. I also wondered if she deeply missed you all..."
This person started off being deceptive for whatever horrible reason . . . but she has left learning a hopefully life-altering lesson in humanity, unconditional love, and respect. You touched her soul, monkeys - and hopefully she will someday become a better person because of it. Yours were perhaps some of the kindest and most understanding friendships she had ever experienced; perhaps she had never known such before. There is no way, IMO, that she has left this unscathed. This will be with her forever. Like I said about karma . . .
As with all hurtful acts, it will take time to heal. We should be able to use all of the love and support we showed our deceptor to prop one another up, and carry on. Continue to use our energy to help those who need us most - the missing and victims of crime.
Someone mentioned a Friday deadline (perhaps in Musings?) - what a terrific idea. Why don't we all stop in on Friday, and raise a glass of whatever to strength in the face of deception, continued dedication to the Monkey's cause, inpenetrable spirit, and friendships that cannot be sabatoged.
Thank you Tams. A well written and well needed post. Hope I don't let any secrets out, but I know that your Avi is a self potrait that you did of yourself. I thought some of the monkeys here might not know that.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD (NO LONGER A VIRGIN THREAD)
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July 08, 2009, 07:49:28 PM »
Quote from: joesamas mama on July 08, 2009, 07:40:53 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on July 08, 2009, 07:39:04 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on July 08, 2009, 07:04:11 PM
Weather Fanny Mistress of Storms. Are you coming my way? The wind is going crazy, just popped a pill in Josef's mouth. It even knocked one of my baskets off the porch. TIA JSM
There are some thunderstorms east of you, but they are moving south east. I don't see anything else. Sorry.
Thanks Fanny, just saw it was hailing in downtown Dallas. But the wind here is screaming like a Banshee.
There is a thunderstorm warning in Ellis. Is that close enough to you??
And the wind always blows like a banshee in Texas.
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Jesus loves the little children, all the children in the world.
Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight. Jesus loves the little children of the world.
Words: C. Herbert Woolston (1856-1927) Music: George F. Root (1820-1895)
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD (NO LONGER A VIRGIN THREAD)
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July 08, 2009, 07:55:49 PM »
So, JSM - your fun not-so-virgin "Ban" thread has turned into something else entirely! Bummer - I loved the old stories about stupid guys trying to circumcise themselves with nail clippers & ending up with fringey tassle tips instead . . .
Maybe in due time we can get back to the shared laughter . . .
Ok........ I'll go out on a limb here, hopefully for the sake of breaking the tension and eliciting a smile or maybe even a giggle or two (perhaps even get nanners thrown at me - not meant to offend) . . . heard some really tacky Michael Jackson/Billy Mays jokes at work today (we have a guy at work who sometimes does stand-up comedy at a local venue):
-"Anyway, after he died Michael told God that he needed a good plastic surgeon if he was going to live in heaven. So God sent Billy Mays with some Mighty Putty."
-"You know how celebrities die in threes? Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!"
-"Michael Jackson’s death will likely be ruled a suicide. Apparently his dermatologist told him that the only way he could get any whiter is if he died."
-"How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue.
-"*Knock* *Knock*
Who’s there?
Not Michael Jackson."
Bah-dum-dum-dum.
Ok. I'm done. Now maybe I"LL need my own "Ban" thread - LOL.
TTFN.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD (NO LONGER A VIRGIN THREAD)
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Reply #4849 on:
July 08, 2009, 08:00:34 PM »
Quote from: Tams on July 08, 2009, 07:55:49 PM
So, JSM - your fun not-so-virgin "Ban" thread has turned into something else entirely! Bummer - I loved the old stories about stupid guys trying to circumcise themselves with nail clippers & ending up with fringey tassle tips instead . . .
Maybe in due time we can get back to the shared laughter . . .
Ok........ I'll go out on a limb here, hopefully for the sake of breaking the tension and eliciting a smile or maybe even a giggle or two (perhaps even get nanners thrown at me - not meant to offend) . . . heard some really tacky Michael Jackson/Billy Mays jokes at work today (we have a guy at work who sometimes does stand-up comedy at a local venue):
-"Anyway, after he died Michael told God that he needed a good plastic surgeon if he was going to live in heaven. So God sent Billy Mays with some Mighty Putty."
-"You know how celebrities die in threes? Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!"
-"Michael Jackson’s death will likely be ruled a suicide. Apparently his dermatologist told him that the only way he could get any whiter is if he died."
-"How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue.
-"*Knock* *Knock*
Who’s there?
Not Michael Jackson."
Bah-dum-dum-dum.
Ok. I'm done. Now maybe I"LL need my own "Ban" thread - LOL.
TTFN.
We'll hit our stride again soon Tams. I promise.
My very first post this morning said I felt like going back to bed and pulling the covers over my head for the rest of the day. You should always follow your gut!!!
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Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight. Jesus loves the little children of the world.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD (NO LONGER A VIRGIN THREAD)
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Reply #4850 on:
July 08, 2009, 08:07:22 PM »
Hi Fanny!
Thanks for the kind words - hope my post helps. Yep - no secrets here! - my avi is a self drawn cartoon of myself. Looking confused and befuddled as always - LOL. The good thing these days is that I can now choose between blaming blonde moments or senior moments for any dittziness . . .
LOVE your new bikini, Fanny dear! Woohoo - flaunt it girlfriend!
Hey JSM - nice to 'see' you! Hope you don't mind the tacky attempt at reviving humor above . . . teehee.
You guys are terrific, and I love coming here.
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD (NO LONGER A VIRGIN THREAD)
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July 08, 2009, 08:08:38 PM »
All right, this is my blog and I am going to speak my mind. (please don't mind me as I have had two ML's and I am very tired).
Dolce, if you are reading here, I doubt you are because you are getting more glory in the musings cage than you are here. JSM is truly sad and disgusted with your behavior. All I can ask is why?
Why did you do this to Boo and A1?
Why did you do this to me? Not so much me, but Boo and A1.
I now feel like I have lost a friend because of you (NOT YOU DOLCE, but
BOO
), because of YOU DOLCE. Boo trusted you and me with personal information and I am SURE that because you duped her, she can't trust me and that
PIZZES
me off to know end, because I love Boo as evidently you didn't.
Boo has helped me tremendously and now Boo doesn't even acknowledge any post I send to her, because of
YOU
all TRUST is gone.
DOLCE I hope you are happy with what you have done. I took up for you when all this came out. But the more I read the more I couldn't give you the benefit of the doubt.
You have fun living in your rich, jaded fantasy life. I feel more comfortable in my small azz apartment, with a dog that loves me. He doesn't give me chocolate diamond rings, (
though he does give me certain things that could pass for chocolate
) my Josef gives me love, and that is something you must not comprehend.
THIS IS JMO and this is MY banning Blog and DOLCE or STELL you can't get me banned here! JMO JSM
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Re: JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD (NO LONGER A VIRGIN THREAD)
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Quote from: Fanny Mae on July 08, 2009, 07:49:28 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on July 08, 2009, 07:40:53 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on July 08, 2009, 07:39:04 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on July 08, 2009, 07:04:11 PM
Weather Fanny Mistress of Storms. Are you coming my way? The wind is going crazy, just popped a pill in Josef's mouth. It even knocked one of my baskets off the porch. TIA JSM
There are some thunderstorms east of you, but they are moving south east. I don't see anything else. Sorry.
Thanks Fanny, just saw it was hailing in downtown Dallas. But the wind here is screaming like a Banshee.
There is a thunderstorm warning in Ellis. Is that close enough to you??
And the wind always blows like a banshee in Texas.
Ellis Co, Daddy and Step Mom live there and BFG lives there as well. BFG said it wasn't doing anything there. Pissed off my flower basket dropped four stories down into bushes though. I am in a very grumpy mood. Thanks for the info Storm Watcher Fanny!
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Hugs to you and your Josef, JSM
I can't speak for Boo, but give her a little time. She's had a rough day too.
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July 08, 2009, 08:18:35 PM »
Quote from: Tams on July 08, 2009, 07:55:49 PM
So, JSM - your fun not-so-virgin "Ban" thread has turned into something else entirely! Bummer - I loved the old stories about stupid guys trying to circumcise themselves with nail clippers & ending up with fringey tassle tips instead . . .
Maybe in due time we can get back to the shared laughter . . .
Ok........ I'll go out on a limb here, hopefully for the sake of breaking the tension and eliciting a smile or maybe even a giggle or two (perhaps even get nanners thrown at me - not meant to offend) . . . heard some really tacky Michael Jackson/Billy Mays jokes at work today (we have a guy at work who sometimes does stand-up comedy at a local venue):
-"Anyway, after he died Michael told God that he needed a good plastic surgeon if he was going to live in heaven. So God sent Billy Mays with some Mighty Putty."
-"You know how celebrities die in threes? Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!"
-"Michael Jackson’s death will likely be ruled a suicide. Apparently his dermatologist told him that the only way he could get any whiter is if he died."
-"How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue.
-"*Knock* *Knock*
Who’s there?
Not Michael Jackson."
Bah-dum-dum-dum.
Ok. I'm done. Now maybe I"LL need my own "Ban" thread - LOL.
TTFN.
Thanks for the jokes Tams. I really needed that!
No ban thread for you.
BANNING BLOG EDICT
As of Friday at 12 pm, henceforth there will be no talk of the troll aka Dulce in my blog.
As it is written, it is done
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(I think that is what Yul Brenner or some dude said in the Ten Commandments or Spartacus or one of those old movies.
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Uhm, JSM, may I please have papal Or paypal or whatever dispensation and make one more itsy bitsy post about the forbidden subject? It's a quote from Boo....Whatever you decide, I'm good.
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Quote from: MuffyBee on July 08, 2009, 08:15:46 PM
Hugs to you and your Josef, JSM
I can't speak for Boo, but give her a little time. She's had a rough day too.
Thank you Muffy.
I know she has had a rough day and a rough few months. You are the best. JSM
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July 08, 2009, 08:23:55 PM »
Whew! I just read back and saw your edict was for Friday. And it's not Friday. Anyway, here you go:
Quote from: BooMonkey on July 08, 2009, 08:13:25 PM
OK I sent a reply to Steel a little while ago and no shocker, he has NOT replied. Oh well. Here is what I sent him above his COMPLETE last post at SM. I hope he is embarrassed three ways to Sunday about this!
Dan, below is your last post. You talk about SM being a mean spirited dumping ground for viral comments. Yet you request "dirt" on Mytime? For what purpose? To spread contempt? To take joy in someone's shortcomings? You are a two faced little sh*t, I see nothing admirable in you. You are a white washed Pharisee that pretends to be all honest and pius on the outside yet filled with cobwebs and deceit on the inside. Take a good look in the mirror and ask, is this the person I want my friends and family to look up to? Is this the person I want people to remember after I'm gone? Would you be proud of your child if he did what you are doing? You aren't feeling sorry for anyone, you are taking joy in the fact that people were hurt. Shame on you. Look up the word Integrity and post it on your mirror! Dan, get a life!
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Quote from: MuffyBee on July 08, 2009, 08:22:19 PM
Uhm, JSM, may I please have papal Or paypal or whatever dispensation and make one more itsy bitsy post about the forbidden subject? It's a quote from Boo....Whatever you decide, I'm good.
You post whatever you like her Muffy Bee. Subject isn't forbidden until Friday.
I made an edict.
I will send you paypal money as soon as I get paid on Friday.
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Quote from: joesamas mama on July 08, 2009, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: MuffyBee on July 08, 2009, 08:15:46 PM
Hugs to you and your Josef, JSM
I can't speak for Boo, but give her a little time. She's had a rough day too.
Thank you Muffy.
I know she has had a rough day and a rough few months. You are the best. JSM
You know you're always free to email me JSM, but I don't know as much as Boo does to help you with your Josef. It will be alright. I feel it in my toes. I don't wanna "follow my gut". It's trying to take over as it is.
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