JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 7

[ScareyCarrie]

haha so my lil nephew had a joke for us the other day, my lil sis and i thought it was cute....

What is a cow with no legs???

[trimmonthelake]

It sure is quiet on the Anthony front.Do you think there is a chance they are not plotting something ridiculous?   

They are probably packing for a Mediterranean cruise. 

I hope they get a makeover on the way.   

I hope they get thrown overboard. 

And then pray it is 31 days before it is reported?

Your supposed to report those kind of things 

   Nooooo.....

[no rose colored glasses]

Today is my dad's birthday, I gave him a huge cupcake and card for breakfast, a mini cake.  Tonight the four of us are eating out, and then Sunday my other daughter and her husband, and dad, husband and I are eating out for his birthday. That's because my younger daughter won't speak to her sister and her husband, so for all of you that have a big, nice family that get along and you enjoy things together, you are all very lucky. 

Happy Birthday to your Dad - It is alot of damn work when family members don't get along isn't it? 

Thank-you, you bet it is, now I have to go iron a Halloween costume, is it mean if I hope I burn it?

  Who's costume is it No Rose?

My youngest daughter, Little Red Riding Hood. I ironed the dress, and am washing the cape right now and hoping that will take the wrinkles out, or I will surely burn it.  I don't play dress up, not me, don't do it    Walking Zoe 

[joesamas mama]

JSM,I just had a Halloween cupcake with that lard icing you like.And it had a spider ring in the top of it.     sugar buzz       

I have a giant pumpkin candy bowl full of candy corn, if you were here I'd give it to you 

We'd be so jacked up on sugar we could push the Witless News car all the way to Tevye's   

 

[trimmonthelake]

JSM,I just had a Halloween cupcake with that lard icing you like.And it had a spider ring in the top of it.     sugar buzz       

I have a giant pumpkin candy bowl full of candy corn, if you were here I'd give it to you 

We'd be so jacked up on sugar we could push the Witless News car all the way to Tevye's   

 

And then we eat Tevye's candy corn and push on to your house.   

[joesamas mama]

Hi JSM!! And all you other wonderful monkeys!! 

HI QM, sorry I missed you.

[ScareyCarrie]

I'm sorry Carrie about the way your stepsister treats her child 

It sucks, but what can yado, she wont listen, my mom and step dad just have him over nd take him to do things, so we go over there and see him and play and take peanut for him to play with.

Her bf is not a big help either, he has been to jail atleast twice this past yr, and he tried to fight me one night at my moms, haha what a dork, he got in my face callin me names and tryng to fight me cuz we were playing with all the kids  and i got in trouble for pushing him in the little pond like i did everyone else cuz he had pajamas on (it was dark all i saw were shorts and shirt like other kids) ya sooo instead of like drying him off they freaked screamed and yelled he cried they tried to fight me it was great.... needless to say they dont come around much and they dont talk to me or bf or lil sister either

     Wow, I'm sorry that things are like that and the BF sounds like a real gem 

Haha yea we actually went to school together for a couple yrs, he is my age, she is 26 or 27, and he has a kid, genius idea there, she was baby sitting this baby the other day, i about died laughing, i am mean i know and i dont care, she was changing his diaper after she got mad at him because he "peed on her leg" well we (mom, lil sis, my bf and i) were like  wtf this kid doesnt wear diapers...

Well she had let him wear it so longe it soaked thru this bloated diaper, thru his pants and thru hers! so she looks at him like  tells him hes bad for peein his pants... he cant talk he can walk but it very young, tells him to stand still dont move( like he understands) goes outside to her car to get diaper bag.

Comes back in and taked his diaper off and spends like 5 mins trying to find a new one (mind you there is a half naked kid laying there) suprised he didnt pee everywhere, we watched as she attempted to apply new diaper...

next she dresses him, dark blue pants w/ light blue srtipes, and a grey and maroon shirt  like this is a matching out fit! haha what a nerd she is.

Then she gives him a bottle with what looks like antifreeze again we all  and mom said uhhh wtf is that?? do you want like apple juice for him, she said it was all we could find in the car and old bottle of powerade...

So yeah we couldnt believ how dumb the mother of a 6 yr old could be with a baby!

So we looked at my other nephew and he matched very well, so i said i bet he dressed him self so we asked, and sure enough i was right!!

she cracks us up she is so  we just drink and laugh at her, she hates me!

She didnt call when i had swine flu or anything, my bf's sisters called evryday, one even brought all the stuff to make me homeade chicken noodle soup from another state, but didnt wana take my germs back to the new baby they are so sweet!

[ScareyCarrie]

Today is my dad's birthday, I gave him a huge cupcake and card for breakfast, a mini cake.  Tonight the four of us are eating out, and then Sunday my other daughter and her husband, and dad, husband and I are eating out for his birthday. That's because my younger daughter won't speak to her sister and her husband, so for all of you that have a big, nice family that get along and you enjoy things together, you are all very lucky. 

Happy Birthday to your Dad - It is alot of damn work when family members don't get along isn't it? 

Thank-you, you bet it is, now I have to go iron a Halloween costume, is it mean if I hope I burn it?

  Who's costume is it No Rose?

My youngest daughter, Little Red Riding Hood. I ironed the dress, and am washing the cape right now and hoping that will take the wrinkles out, or I will surely burn it.  I don't play dress up, not me, don't do it    Walking Zoe 

If you turn your iron on high steam and cotton setting and put a towel over the cape, with the cape straight as you can get it under the towel and iron over the towel it will iron wrinkles out without actually touching the cape and burning it

[QuietMonkey]

Hi JSM!! And all you other wonderful monkeys!! 

HI QM, sorry I missed you.

  That's ok JSM, I'm in and out this afternoon! You didn't really miss me, I think? 

[Fanny Mae]

SCAREY, what IS a cow with no legs????? 

[ScareyCarrie]

SCAREY, what IS a cow with no legs????? 

Ground beef!!!!

[joesamas mama]

Today is my dad's birthday, I gave him a huge cupcake and card for breakfast, a mini cake.  Tonight the four of us are eating out, and then Sunday my other daughter and her husband, and dad, husband and I are eating out for his birthday. That's because my younger daughter won't speak to her sister and her husband, so for all of you that have a big, nice family that get along and you enjoy things together, you are all very lucky. 

Happy Birthday to your Dad - It is alot of damn work when family members don't get along isn't it? 

Thank-you, you bet it is, now I have to go iron a Halloween costume, is it mean if I hope I burn it?

  Who's costume is it No Rose?

My youngest daughter, Little Red Riding Hood. I ironed the dress, and am washing the cape right now and hoping that will take the wrinkles out, or I will surely burn it.  I don't play dress up, not me, don't do it    Walking Zoe 

Good Luck with ironing it No Rose. I don't iron cause I burn things too.

[joesamas mama]

Hi JSM!! And all you other wonderful monkeys!! 

HI QM, sorry I missed you.

  That's ok JSM, I'm in and out this afternoon! You didn't really miss me, I think? 

I keep getting kicked out of the cage and I did miss you QM 

[trimmonthelake]

SCAREY, what IS a cow with no legs????? 

Ground beef!!!!

 

[Fanny Mae]

SCAREY, what IS a cow with no legs????? 

Ground beef!!!!

[joesamas mama]

JSM,I just had a Halloween cupcake with that lard icing you like.And it had a spider ring in the top of it.     sugar buzz       

I have a giant pumpkin candy bowl full of candy corn, if you were here I'd give it to you 

We'd be so jacked up on sugar we could push the Witless News car all the way to Tevye's   

 

And then we eat Tevye's candy corn and push on to your house.   

  I will have ML on ice for you.

[trimmonthelake]

Hal Boedecker just compared Cindy Anthony to the overbearing Moe of the 3 Stooges.   

[no rose colored glasses]

Thanks for the tip Carrie, I will end up having to do that 

[no rose colored glasses]

Hal Boedecker just compared Cindy Anthony to the overbearing Moe of the 3 Stooges.   

And she looks like him also 

[QuietMonkey]

  Aww, well I MISS you too JSM!