JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #20 8/27/10 -

[joesamas mama]

Mr Hung is going to try and alter my dress it is three inches too small around the bewb areas  I asked how much, because I just knew it would be more than a new dress would cost. He said oh bout 40 dollars.  Pray monkeys pray he gets it fixed because that is cheaper than buying Spanx  I just know I am going to be uncomfortable in it either way, so maybe I will steal my friends dress she wore last night for her wedding. 

I hope Mr Hung can fix it, that is dirt cheap.  And please tell me to stop laughing at his name 

  I can't help but laugh at his name either No Rose. I hope Mr H can fix the dress because it is dirt cheap.

Well, Mr Hung is giving you a huge bargain 

  He is giving me a huge bargain, my friend took hers there and he only charged ten, but that was to take in not let out. Mr Hung... makes me laugh every time.

I'm shocked by the price, I took one of my daughter's favorite dresses over to the tailor to ask how much a new zipper would cost and he said 30 dollars  the dress didn't even cost that much.

I know, I was told by a lot of people it would cost more than buying a new dress. I hope it works and fits. I can't believe a zipper would be 30 dollars although I paid that much for someone to put one in my skating jacket.

[Brandi]

Cool donkey cake, huh?

JSM, have you told Josef he is getting a new daddy yet?

 

[joesamas mama]

Cool donkey cake, huh?

JSM, have you told Josef he is getting a new daddy yet?

 

Cool donkey cake!! Yes, I told him he was getting a new daddy, he just looked at me and shrugged. LOL

[Brandi]

Cool donkey cake, huh?

JSM, have you told Josef he is getting a new daddy yet?

 

Cool donkey cake!! Yes, I told him he was getting a new daddy, he just looked at me and shrugged. LOL

Hahaha!

It's simply amazing what people can do with cake decorating now a days.

Very talented people out there!

[joesamas mama]

Cool donkey cake, huh?

JSM, have you told Josef he is getting a new daddy yet?

 

Cool donkey cake!! Yes, I told him he was getting a new daddy, he just looked at me and shrugged. LOL

Hahaha!

It's simply amazing what people can do with cake decorating now a days.

Very talented people out there!

Very talented people. Wish I could make a cake, my 7 yo nephew does a better job than me.

[no rose colored glasses]

He probably lost weight because of the irritable bowel, you don't want to eat too much when there is a bout of it. Of course that doesn't stop me  but an animal knows better.

You are probably right No Rose, he hasn't been eating as much but when I hand fed him Thursday night he ate three bowls of food. That made me fee really good. He may have to be on the gut pills forever is what I am thinking. Thank goodness they are pretty cheap.

He probably will glad they are cheap, some of the meds are so expensive. I will hand feed him when he comes to visit me  I've been bit a few times hand feeding and am use to it.

Yes, some meds are really expensive. Glad these aren't. He will never bite you when you hand feed him, just put a handful in your hand and he will eat right out of it. It is gross, but that is the only way I can get him to start eating, once he gets a few handfulls in him he will finish off the bowl.

I've done that many times, and I'm use to gross 

[no rose colored glasses]

I am floored that the donkey is a cake  amazing how talented people are, Monken is so talented with her cakes, it is an art form.

[joesamas mama]

He probably lost weight because of the irritable bowel, you don't want to eat too much when there is a bout of it. Of course that doesn't stop me  but an animal knows better.

You are probably right No Rose, he hasn't been eating as much but when I hand fed him Thursday night he ate three bowls of food. That made me fee really good. He may have to be on the gut pills forever is what I am thinking. Thank goodness they are pretty cheap.

He probably will glad they are cheap, some of the meds are so expensive. I will hand feed him when he comes to visit me  I've been bit a few times hand feeding and am use to it.

Yes, some meds are really expensive. Glad these aren't. He will never bite you when you hand feed him, just put a handful in your hand and he will eat right out of it. It is gross, but that is the only way I can get him to start eating, once he gets a few handfulls in him he will finish off the bowl.

I've done that many times, and I'm use to gross 

You do what you gotta do No Rose to get them to eat.

[joesamas mama]

I am floored that the donkey is a cake  amazing how talented people are, Monken is so talented with her cakes, it is an art form.

Monken's cakes are wonderful. The head of Josef's Pet Lodge does cakes as well including doggy cupcakes. They are so pretty, I even ate a piece of it and it tasted like carrot cake with peanut butter icing. 

[no rose colored glasses]

I am floored that the donkey is a cake  amazing how talented people are, Monken is so talented with her cakes, it is an art form.

Monken's cakes are wonderful. The head of Josef's Pet Lodge does cakes as well including doggy cupcakes. They are so pretty, I even ate a piece of it and it tasted like carrot cake with peanut butter icing. 

  Sounds good.  Humidifier is up and running, now back to QVC to see how much an air purifier filter costs.

[joesamas mama]

I am floored that the donkey is a cake  amazing how talented people are, Monken is so talented with her cakes, it is an art form.

Monken's cakes are wonderful. The head of Josef's Pet Lodge does cakes as well including doggy cupcakes. They are so pretty, I even ate a piece of it and it tasted like carrot cake with peanut butter icing. 

  Sounds good.  Humidifier is up and running, now back to QVC to see how much an air purifier filter costs.

  Glad it is up and running and hope it gives you relieve. I am getting ready for that stinking party. Just found out that my ride (nephew) was driving my step dad's car and ran into the back of a Tahoe. My parents are out of town letting him drive it while they are gone and my sister is livid. Now my bf is coming to get me when I told her that and all h*ll is breaking loose because the bride is married to nephew's dad. He is livid. The kid has had his license for almost two years and has had more wrecks than I have in my lifetime. 

I told my sister to take text off his phone, she said she didn't think he was texting while driving (hmmm DENIAL), but then the more she thought about it she is going to look at the phone records and see if he actually was texting at the time of the wreck. I feel sorry for him because they are all living with my parents because they can't go back to the house after the last incident with my sister's husband (don't know if I told y'all about that one) he threatened to kill them all and was placed in the psych ward. Because the baby was in the house at the time, CPS has now become involved and they can't go anywhere that the ahole is in their house.

So, I am having a pre party miller light before fireworks begin 

[no rose colored glasses]

I am floored that the donkey is a cake  amazing how talented people are, Monken is so talented with her cakes, it is an art form.

Monken's cakes are wonderful. The head of Josef's Pet Lodge does cakes as well including doggy cupcakes. They are so pretty, I even ate a piece of it and it tasted like carrot cake with peanut butter icing. 

  Sounds good.  Humidifier is up and running, now back to QVC to see how much an air purifier filter costs.

  Glad it is up and running and hope it gives you relieve. I am getting ready for that stinking party. Just found out that my ride (nephew) was driving my step dad's car and ran into the back of a Tahoe. My parents are out of town letting him drive it while they are gone and my sister is livid. Now my bf is coming to get me when I told her that and all h*ll is breaking loose because the bride is married to nephew's dad. He is livid. The kid has had his license for almost two years and has had more wrecks than I have in my lifetime. 

I told my sister to take text off his phone, she said she didn't think he was texting while driving (hmmm DENIAL), but then the more she thought about it she is going to look at the phone records and see if he actually was texting at the time of the wreck. I feel sorry for him because they are all living with my parents because they can't go back to the house after the last incident with my sister's husband (don't know if I told y'all about that one) he threatened to kill them all and was placed in the psych ward. Because the baby was in the house at the time, CPS has now become involved and they can't go anywhere that the ahole is in their house.

So, I am having a pre party miller light before fireworks begin 

OMG I hope he is okay  Your stepdad might not be too happy when he finds out about what happened. I don't understand how kids can text and drive, I can barely drive let alone do other things at the same time.  I'm so glad your sister is not living in the same house with her husband  glad she made the right decision.  You will have a night of fireworks for sure 

[joesamas mama]

I am floored that the donkey is a cake  amazing how talented people are, Monken is so talented with her cakes, it is an art form.

Monken's cakes are wonderful. The head of Josef's Pet Lodge does cakes as well including doggy cupcakes. They are so pretty, I even ate a piece of it and it tasted like carrot cake with peanut butter icing. 

  Sounds good.  Humidifier is up and running, now back to QVC to see how much an air purifier filter costs.

  Glad it is up and running and hope it gives you relieve. I am getting ready for that stinking party. Just found out that my ride (nephew) was driving my step dad's car and ran into the back of a Tahoe. My parents are out of town letting him drive it while they are gone and my sister is livid. Now my bf is coming to get me when I told her that and all h*ll is breaking loose because the bride is married to nephew's dad. He is livid. The kid has had his license for almost two years and has had more wrecks than I have in my lifetime. 

I told my sister to take text off his phone, she said she didn't think he was texting while driving (hmmm DENIAL), but then the more she thought about it she is going to look at the phone records and see if he actually was texting at the time of the wreck. I feel sorry for him because they are all living with my parents because they can't go back to the house after the last incident with my sister's husband (don't know if I told y'all about that one) he threatened to kill them all and was placed in the psych ward. Because the baby was in the house at the time, CPS has now become involved and they can't go anywhere that the ahole is in their house.

So, I am having a pre party miller light before fireworks begin 

OMG I hope he is okay  Your stepdad might not be too happy when he finds out about what happened. I don't understand how kids can text and drive, I can barely drive let alone do other things at the same time.  I'm so glad your sister is not living in the same house with her husband  glad she made the right decision.  You will have a night of fireworks for sure 

He's not hurt, luckily my step dad is the most calm even keeled man on the planet. My sister told the nephew he has to get a job to fix it, plus pay for his jeep that is in the shop. Hopefully this taught him a lesson. I promise you he was probably texting. I am glad they are not with the ahole either, she really needs to get her life straightened out, get a job or take the jerk to the cleaners. She can get child and spousal support but she says she only wants what is hers. WTH ever, she has kids she needs to take care of and that to me would be enough incentive to get everything she can. But she won't do it. 

[joesamas mama]

  Okay monkeys, off to the party. Will be home early, especially if they decide to go to clubs. I don't do club scenes. Not my cup of tea. Now take me to an English Soccer pub and you won't get me out of there. The one I went to in Chicago was brillliant had all kinds of football on the big screens. Plus Notre Dame plays tonight and I want to be home to watch it. Have a great evening all if I don't see you tonight. 

[no rose colored glasses]

I am floored that the donkey is a cake  amazing how talented people are, Monken is so talented with her cakes, it is an art form.

Monken's cakes are wonderful. The head of Josef's Pet Lodge does cakes as well including doggy cupcakes. They are so pretty, I even ate a piece of it and it tasted like carrot cake with peanut butter icing. 

  Sounds good.  Humidifier is up and running, now back to QVC to see how much an air purifier filter costs.

  Glad it is up and running and hope it gives you relieve. I am getting ready for that stinking party. Just found out that my ride (nephew) was driving my step dad's car and ran into the back of a Tahoe. My parents are out of town letting him drive it while they are gone and my sister is livid. Now my bf is coming to get me when I told her that and all h*ll is breaking loose because the bride is married to nephew's dad. He is livid. The kid has had his license for almost two years and has had more wrecks than I have in my lifetime. 

I told my sister to take text off his phone, she said she didn't think he was texting while driving (hmmm DENIAL), but then the more she thought about it she is going to look at the phone records and see if he actually was texting at the time of the wreck. I feel sorry for him because they are all living with my parents because they can't go back to the house after the last incident with my sister's husband (don't know if I told y'all about that one) he threatened to kill them all and was placed in the psych ward. Because the baby was in the house at the time, CPS has now become involved and they can't go anywhere that the ahole is in their house.

So, I am having a pre party miller light before fireworks begin 

OMG I hope he is okay  Your stepdad might not be too happy when he finds out about what happened. I don't understand how kids can text and drive, I can barely drive let alone do other things at the same time.  I'm so glad your sister is not living in the same house with her husband  glad she made the right decision.  You will have a night of fireworks for sure 

He's not hurt, luckily my step dad is the most calm even keeled man on the planet. My sister told the nephew he has to get a job to fix it, plus pay for his jeep that is in the shop. Hopefully this taught him a lesson. I promise you he was probably texting. I am glad they are not with the ahole either, she really needs to get her life straightened out, get a job or take the jerk to the cleaners. She can get child and spousal support but she says she only wants what is hers. WTH ever, she has kids she needs to take care of and that to me would be enough incentive to get everything she can. But she won't do it. 

Glad he isn't hurt, and real glad your stepdad is a calm man, because most people would not take to kindly to having their car in an accident.  Your sister should do whatever it takes to get as much as she can from him, no doubt in my mind I would, but if I want, revenge sometimes could be my middle name.

[no rose colored glasses]

Okay monkeys, off to the party. Will be home early, especially if they decide to go to clubs. I don't do club scenes. Not my cup of tea. Now take me to an English Soccer pub and you won't get me out of there. The one I went to in Chicago was brillliant had all kinds of football on the big screens. Plus Notre Dame plays tonight and I want to be home to watch it. Have a great evening all if I don't see you tonight. 

You are just like me, I've never even been in a club and never intend to. Try to have fun 

[Tevye]

  Tolerance prayers for your brothers surgery and know you are always in my prayers. You are never alone when you have us monkeys to rally around you and you have PJ. My beau as you call him was a monkey for awhile, then he misbehaved and got the button. The gist is I met him here at SM during the beginning of Caylee's case and had a major crush on him for years before he knew it. 

Cripe, the way this case drags on, you and CC will be putting your kids thru college before Crzy gets her due! 

[no rose colored glasses]

Hi Tevye, hope your weekend is going well 

[Brandi]

  Tolerance prayers for your brothers surgery and know you are always in my prayers. You are never alone when you have us monkeys to rally around you and you have PJ. My beau as you call him was a monkey for awhile, then he misbehaved and got the button. The gist is I met him here at SM during the beginning of Caylee's case and had a major crush on him for years before he knew it. 

Cripe, the way this case drags on, you and CC will be putting your kids thru college before Crzy gets her due! 

Hi Tevye!

You never seem to see me speak to you!

Hope your weekend is going well!



I'll use my pink ant and hope you see me!

[Tevye]

  Tolerance prayers for your brothers surgery and know you are always in my prayers. You are never alone when you have us monkeys to rally around you and you have PJ. My beau as you call him was a monkey for awhile, then he misbehaved and got the button. The gist is I met him here at SM during the beginning of Caylee's case and had a major crush on him for years before he knew it. 

Cripe, the way this case drags on, you and CC will be putting your kids thru college before Crzy gets her due! 

Hi Tevye!

You never seem to see me speak to you!

Hope your weekend is going well!



I'll use my pink ant and hope you see me!

Hi Brandi! nice ant! Oh, and I love the cake topper!

I am jealous that JSM got CC....and we don't get to see him anymore! Can't we get some sort of "monkey spouse re-admittence " policy?

So glad Northern's son is doing better, and even better, that her "boy" is home again! Hey, Northern, remember last winter when you would post all those awesome pics for me and I would use them to take virtual trips with my grandsons, or just take the path thru the trees? I never told you how much that meant to me. I was explaining it to my boss/friend (cool office, we're all friends too, not just co-workers) and she thought a) it was morbid of me to tell her that when I went on the virtual walks, I just kept walking till I died, cos then at least I'd be surrounded by beauty, and b) that it was pretty cool of Northern to do that. She's so young, she doesn't understand what visualization can do for you. So, thanks!

Lesseee...what else? Trimm and her back, just reading about it has made my back do that "hey, I'm gonna seize up on you soon if you don't lessen the stress" warning thing, so today I've taken about 3 naps, and will still sleep good tonight. Trimm, hope sidekick helps you get over it...ya gotta get back to keeping an eye on the fo**ers!

JSM, that's great that Mr. Hung can alter you dress so low cost! I'm impressed that you even know a tailor! The only one I know is me..and my tailoring consists of sewing a button back on....or just sewing the item from scratch.

I engaged in some retail therapy today...still haven't found a navy pleated skirt, but did find some good work clothes at the thrift shops. But then was so pooped, had to take a nap..which means I missed the perfect afternoon for hanging clothes out on the line. I'm allergic to mold, and there's mold in the big closet where I keep a lot of my winter clothes...so I have to hang them in the sunshine for a few hours and then find another closet for them. Carp! All my favorite kilts and blazers...hope tomorrow is sunny!

OH, and lastly...this whole job thing is working out ok. did you know that after you work for a few weeks, they give you a "paycheck" which really is money? And you can pay your bills???? How frikkin' awesome is that!!!!