JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #19 8/05/10 - 8/27/10

[Tevye]

  I swear you and I share the same brain, except my words don't come out as well as yours. When I am President will you be my speechwriter? I swear I won't use a teleprompter 

Don't forget, I'm going to be Attorney General, but I'll moonlight at your "mouthpiece" anytime!

[no rose colored glasses]

My daughter's kitty Jasmine is so cute, she is pure black and looks very sweet. One of the pics is of her and pup Blazer, she is giving him a bath  One of the photos is of both pups and Miss Jasmine.

NRCG does your other daughter go visit the lizards to let Alan know how they are doing or do the caregivers keep him up to date?

She gets an update while at work, the lady works with her, and the husband takes care of them along with his own lizards.  Update, Joan is pregnant 

Congratulations

  I was just thrilled when she told me that news.

Soooo...are we gonna throw her a lizard shower?? Maybe get that Geiko gekko to put in an appearance? LOL!!

We can give Joan a lizard shower only if Don is the father, otherwise I will be mad at Joan for messing around with another handsome lizard 

[no rose colored glasses]

I swear I went to make this after I read this post. Then I posted the picture I finished, and you all were ahead of me. LOL

They are fast aren't they. Love the picture Brandi.

Well, it took me a while to cut out the gecko and then dress him in surgeon cap and stethescope. Then to put him on a background and title it.

Whew!

It is really cute 

[joesamas mama]

I always laugh when the Geico gecko is on the commercial, you would think by now I wouldn't find him funny anymore 

  I laugh at him too. He is so cute.

At least I can always understand what they are getting at. Not like that sleeping pill one awhile back when it showed the rooster or what ever waking people up. But never saying anything else.

  Never saw that one, the ones that I don't get are the cialis ones where there are a man and a lady holding hands in two separate bathtubs in a d*mn field. Who the heck sits in two nasty old tubs in a field holding hands? It makes me think the guy said "hey honey, took my cialis, you wanna go back of the barn and hold hands in the water troughs? The horses won't mind, they are in the other pasture" Some commercials are totally stupid, but others make me laugh my butt off. 

[joesamas mama]

  Hi Muffy, we are being haved.

[joesamas mama]

My daughter's kitty Jasmine is so cute, she is pure black and looks very sweet. One of the pics is of her and pup Blazer, she is giving him a bath  One of the photos is of both pups and Miss Jasmine.

NRCG does your other daughter go visit the lizards to let Alan know how they are doing or do the caregivers keep him up to date?

She gets an update while at work, the lady works with her, and the husband takes care of them along with his own lizards.  Update, Joan is pregnant 

  How can they tell?

They have tiny OB/GYN that does a pelvic

       

  Love it Brandi!!

[joesamas mama]

I swear I went to make this after I read this post. Then I posted the picture I finished, and you all were ahead of me. LOL

  Great minds think alike! 

[Green Eyes]

Yeah, it would be too hot for Josef on the balcony, but he wants to go out and be nosy 

  I let him out there and he went nosing around like there was food or something out there. Sniffed around and came back in. Guessing maybe the raccoons are getting on my balcony at night or something. He sure was sniffing for something. 

Would a raccoon go so far up on a balcony?    OMG it is so hot by you Green Eyes, I hope your work area where your husband goes has air conditioning.

No he doesn't. But he wouldn't use it if it did. It took me years to get him to use the AC in the car when we would go places. I think he is part lizard he loves the heat.

[Tevye]

I swear I went to make this after I read this post. Then I posted the picture I finished, and you all were ahead of me. LOL

I went to look up how many eggs a bearded dragon lays and this is the answer 
Depends on the type of lizard. Bearded Dragons for example can lay up to 30+ eggs at each clutch where a gecko only lays a couple      So Joan could have around 30 eggs. Now the question is, who is the father, is Don, or is it one of the other male lizards who are sharing a giant cage? 

One of the great things I learned at my new job is how to do DNA testing.....

[Brandi]

Getting real grouchy. I am gonna log out.

You all have a pleasant evening!

 

[joesamas mama]

I swear I went to make this after I read this post. Then I posted the picture I finished, and you all were ahead of me. LOL

I went to look up how many eggs a bearded dragon lays and this is the answer 
Depends on the type of lizard. Bearded Dragons for example can lay up to 30+ eggs at each clutch where a gecko only lays a couple      So Joan could have around 30 eggs. Now the question is, who is the father, is Don, or is it one of the other male lizards who are sharing a giant cage? 

  Oh boy!! Will we get to see Joan and Don on Maury Povitch doing the DNA thing are you the daddy. 

[joesamas mama]

Getting real grouchy. I am gonna log out.

You all have a pleasant evening!

 

Night Brandi, have a good evening.

[joesamas mama]

Yeah, it would be too hot for Josef on the balcony, but he wants to go out and be nosy 

  I let him out there and he went nosing around like there was food or something out there. Sniffed around and came back in. Guessing maybe the raccoons are getting on my balcony at night or something. He sure was sniffing for something. 

Would a raccoon go so far up on a balcony?    OMG it is so hot by you Green Eyes, I hope your work area where your husband goes has air conditioning.

Yes No Rose, they climb way high. So I am thinking he smelled something and that is why he was wanting to go out on the balcony. Also opossums dangle in the tree beside my bedroom (like Joy Wray) and you can see their beady eyes glowing at night. Really creepy. 

[Green Eyes]

I always laugh when the Geico gecko is on the commercial, you would think by now I wouldn't find him funny anymore 

  I laugh at him too. He is so cute.

At least I can always understand what they are getting at. Not like that sleeping pill one awhile back when it showed the rooster or what ever waking people up. But never saying anything else.

  Never saw that one, the ones that I don't get are the cialis ones where there are a man and a lady holding hands in two separate bathtubs in a d*mn field. Who the heck sits in two nasty old tubs in a field holding hands? It makes me think the guy said "hey honey, took my cialis, you wanna go back of the barn and hold hands in the water troughs? The horses won't mind, they are in the other pasture" Some commercials are totally stupid, but others make me laugh my butt off. 

You got that one right.  One that gives me the creeps is the orkin one when the "termite comes to the door to use the phone and says "Oh is that hard wood". I don't know why but it really creeps me out. I feel like it's a dirty old man eyeing some young girl. 

[no rose colored glasses]

Yeah, it would be too hot for Josef on the balcony, but he wants to go out and be nosy 

  I let him out there and he went nosing around like there was food or something out there. Sniffed around and came back in. Guessing maybe the raccoons are getting on my balcony at night or something. He sure was sniffing for something. 

Would a raccoon go so far up on a balcony?    OMG it is so hot by you Green Eyes, I hope your work area where your husband goes has air conditioning.

No he doesn't. But he wouldn't use it if it did. It took me years to get him to use the AC in the car when we would go places. I think he is part lizard he loves the heat.

Oh wow, he must love the heat. I even put the AC on in the car when it isn't even hot out 

[no rose colored glasses]

Yeah, it would be too hot for Josef on the balcony, but he wants to go out and be nosy 

  I let him out there and he went nosing around like there was food or something out there. Sniffed around and came back in. Guessing maybe the raccoons are getting on my balcony at night or something. He sure was sniffing for something. 

Would a raccoon go so far up on a balcony?    OMG it is so hot by you Green Eyes, I hope your work area where your husband goes has air conditioning.

Yes No Rose, they climb way high. So I am thinking he smelled something and that is why he was wanting to go out on the balcony. Also opossums dangle in the tree beside my bedroom (like Joy Wray) and you can see their beady eyes glowing at night. Really creepy. 

  Now that is really, really creepy.

[no rose colored glasses]

I swear I went to make this after I read this post. Then I posted the picture I finished, and you all were ahead of me. LOL

I went to look up how many eggs a bearded dragon lays and this is the answer 
Depends on the type of lizard. Bearded Dragons for example can lay up to 30+ eggs at each clutch where a gecko only lays a couple      So Joan could have around 30 eggs. Now the question is, who is the father, is Don, or is it one of the other male lizards who are sharing a giant cage? 

One of the great things I learned at my new job is how to do DNA testing.....

We are going to have to use your skills, I have a feeling Don isn't the father 

[no rose colored glasses]

Getting real grouchy. I am gonna log out.

You all have a pleasant evening!

 

Oh no, Kyron's thread?  Hope you have a relaxing evening 

[no rose colored glasses]

I swear I went to make this after I read this post. Then I posted the picture I finished, and you all were ahead of me. LOL

I went to look up how many eggs a bearded dragon lays and this is the answer 
Depends on the type of lizard. Bearded Dragons for example can lay up to 30+ eggs at each clutch where a gecko only lays a couple      So Joan could have around 30 eggs. Now the question is, who is the father, is Don, or is it one of the other male lizards who are sharing a giant cage? 

  Oh boy!! Will we get to see Joan and Don on Maury Povitch doing the DNA thing are you the daddy. 

  We may, I can't believe Maury still does that stupid show 

[no rose colored glasses]

I am now on the 13th episode of the Nanny, and to think this marathon doesn't end until 9 tonight