JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #10

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning! 

20 degrees with snow on the ground here. We've finally got some sun peeking through and the wind is gone. I've been talking to my son in California, and he is in light jacket. He said the people who live there are dressed up like they are going on an artic expedition.

Hi Fanny.  Glad the sun is peeking out. It is sunny, but cold here. When is your son coming home. I hope the weather is better when he gets back. 

He'll be home Saturday afternoon. After breakfast, they are going to the Fender Guitar factory in Carona. They went to Huntington Beach yesterday to visit another instructor. Don't tell anyone, but I think he is really enjoying himself. He says the females there all love his southern accent!

That's wonderful he is having fun and enjoying himself. Glad he will be home Saturday. I am sure you will have a great dinner planned as usual for his return home. 

[Northern Rose]

I am moving slow today.  Touch of a stomach bug.

Good Morning! Is you tummy still upset? I was hoping it would be gone today.

I managed to keep water down this morning.  That is a good sign.

[Fanny Mae]

Neo-Nazi on trial for murder gets makeover
Judge rules that state must pay cosmetologist to cover offensive tattoos

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34345617/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

While i do agree to a fair trial i do not agree to tax payers paying for this... i do not agree with this part of it...

"the fact that taxpayers will foot the bill for the hour-long makeup session each morning before court proceedings begin."

Morning, SCAREY. 

It is maddening, isn't it? He should be presented to the jury just like he presented himself to the world....

[Green Eyes]

Morning all,

Fanny Mae I can see everyone in Calif. freezing, anything under 68 is freezing

QM I love all your little smileys

Northern Rose if you have any fresh mint try some tea. It really helps with tummy upsets.

Muffy I read it as shagged at first too!

Teyve happy to hear you are staying home. 

[Northern Rose]

Hi,
I had this all gone and then lost power, So will try again. They other day when Teyve wrote about doing 360's on the ice I received this email. I had to laugh because it made me think of you Teyve. Hope I don't hurt anyones feelings.

SLIPPERY ROADS




WINTER STATISTIC

98% of Americans say  "  OH SH*T"  Before going into a Ditch on a Slippery Road.
The other 2 % are from Michigan & Illinois. They say " Hold my Beer and Watch This"

This is priceless!  I have said YEEEEHAAA  everytime I spun into the ditch.  Makes the kids think I meant to do it.  Now they ask to do 360's like it is a yearly winter driving tradition. 

[trimmonthelake]

Good Morning Monkeys  Holy cats this thread moves fast I see I have some catching up to do since yesterday afternoon. I hope everyone is well and staying warm it is colder than all heck here today.

     Its cold here too.   Must be that global warming......   

You got that right - what a scam!  How are you doing Sassy?

I'm doing ok.  Trying to get ready for Christmas and wrapping presents so I'm in and out.    We only have 15 days til Christmas everyone!   
How are you doing, Mission?

I'm with Mission,I am gonna get all my wrapping done in the next couple of days and chill.
We have a get together next weekend with all the Grandkids and Christmas at my Dads. 
The kids want sandwiches and snacks.I said great!    We will have punch for the kids .they love it.I will have my own private punch.   

[Northern Rose]

Morning

I know that was for me!! 

 

[trimmonthelake]

Hi,
I had this all gone and then lost power, So will try again. They other day when Teyve wrote about doing 360's on the ice I received this email. I had to laugh because it made me think of you Teyve. Hope I don't hurt anyones feelings.

SLIPPERY ROADS




WINTER STATISTIC

98% of Americans say  "  OH SH*T"  Before going into a Ditch on a Slippery Road.
The other 2 % are from Michigan & Illinois. They say " Hold my Beer and Watch This"

 

[Northern Rose]

Morning all,

Fanny Mae I can see everyone in Calif. freezing, anything under 68 is freezing

QM I love all your little smileys

Northern Rose if you have any fresh mint try some tea. It really helps with tummy upsets.

Muffy I read it as shagged at first too!

Teyve happy to hear you are staying home. 

I will try that now that I can keep liquids down.  Thank you!

[Fanny Mae]

Too bad Watermelon is not in season. I know a great personal punch for you with all the white liquors. 

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning! 

20 degrees with snow on the ground here. We've finally got some sun peeking through and the wind is gone. I've been talking to my son in California, and he is in light jacket. He said the people who live there are dressed up like they are going on an artic expedition.

We have friends who live in Florida and when it is 50 they have their coats on similar to what we put on at 10 above  Heck at 50 degrees we still have windows open some days. 

I put on a parka if it gets into the 40's. Sorry about your leg Mission. That must have been awful.

[Northern Rose]

Jail to close for Christmas

An open jail is to close over Christmas while prisoners return home on leave.

Noranside prison, near Forfar, which currently has about 100 prisoners, will be mothballed for a week. Any inmates not eligible for release will be moved to nearby Castle Huntly.

A Scottish Prison Service spokesman said today: “That’s the plan at the moment. We did that last year. The numbers in the open estate are quite low, but if you have prisoners in the open estate and they’ve been risk assessed, it makes sense that gets tested.

“That’s part of the parole process. If the prisoners misbehave or breach their conditions they’re back in closed conditions.”

Noranside and Castle Huntly have a combined capacity of about 500. The larger Castle Huntly, near Dundee, would be able to accommodate the reduced open population over the festive period on its own. Serious offenders, including killers, could be among those released.

The SPS spokesman said that no final decision had been taken on the numbers to be allowed home on leave at Christmas.

But Tory community safety spokesman John Lamont branded the plans quite incredible.

He said: “Many victims of these criminals, and families of those killed, are still bearing emotional or physical scars and they will have to watch in horror as they are sent home to enjoy a week with their families.

“Where is the justice in that? What will Alex Salmond say to anyone who becomes a victim if any of these inmates commits a crime whilst let loose for Christmas?

“It is all part of the SNP’s agenda to empty our prisons, whatever the cost.”

The open estate has been at the centre of political rows in recent years.

Sex offender Robert Foye absconded from Castle Huntly in 2007 after being let out to attend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting and raped a 16-year-old girl before being recaptured.

This led to a tightening of controls over who is sent to open jails.

But this year murderer John Brown and armed robber Brian Martin - dubbed The Hawk - both absconded in quick succession from Castle Huntly.

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/jail-to-close-for-christmas-1.990267

[Missiontoconvict]

Good Morning! 

20 degrees with snow on the ground here. We've finally got some sun peeking through and the wind is gone. I've been talking to my son in California, and he is in light jacket. He said the people who live there are dressed up like they are going on an artic expedition.

We have friends who live in Florida and when it is 50 they have their coats on similar to what we put on at 10 above  Heck at 50 degrees we still have windows open some days. 

Heck yeah, us too. 50 degrees is "airing out weather" around here...in the springtime. Now,it's 19 out, supposed to go lower. I have decided to not go anywhere today. Haven't yet vacuumed, but have done some laundry. I think I need a nap!!

Hi Tevye - I was going to send you a shout out earlier - I am glad to see you!  Good for you - stay in and enjoy yourself at home and hey don't knock yourself out over anything you don't feel like doing - it is going to be a cold weekend as well so if you can pace yourself. 

[QuietMonkey]

[Green Eyes]

Good Morning Monkeys  Holy cats this thread moves fast I see I have some catching up to do since yesterday afternoon. I hope everyone is well and staying warm it is colder than all heck here today.

     Its cold here too.   Must be that global warming......   

You got that right - what a scam!  How are you doing Sassy?

I'm doing ok.  Trying to get ready for Christmas and wrapping presents so I'm in and out.    We only have 15 days til Christmas everyone!   
How are you doing, Mission?

I'm with Mission,I am gonna get all my wrapping done in the next couple of days and chill.
We have a get together next weekend with all the Grandkids and Christmas at my Dads. 
The kids want sandwiches and snacks.I said great!    We will have punch for the kids .they love it.I will have my own private punch.   

I think your private punch sounds like fun. Have a glass or two for me.

[Missiontoconvict]

I am moving slow today.  Touch of a stomach bug.

Good Morning! Is you tummy still upset? I was hoping it would be gone today.

I managed to keep water down this morning.  That is a good sign.

Love the pics Northern Rose - I hope you feel better soon. 

[Green Eyes]

Jail to close for Christmas

An open jail is to close over Christmas while prisoners return home on leave.

Noranside prison, near Forfar, which currently has about 100 prisoners, will be mothballed for a week. Any inmates not eligible for release will be moved to nearby Castle Huntly.

A Scottish Prison Service spokesman said today: “That’s the plan at the moment. We did that last year. The numbers in the open estate are quite low, but if you have prisoners in the open estate and they’ve been risk assessed, it makes sense that gets tested.

“That’s part of the parole process. If the prisoners misbehave or breach their conditions they’re back in closed conditions.”

Noranside and Castle Huntly have a combined capacity of about 500. The larger Castle Huntly, near Dundee, would be able to accommodate the reduced open population over the festive period on its own. Serious offenders, including killers, could be among those released.

The SPS spokesman said that no final decision had been taken on the numbers to be allowed home on leave at Christmas.

But Tory community safety spokesman John Lamont branded the plans quite incredible.

He said: “Many victims of these criminals, and families of those killed, are still bearing emotional or physical scars and they will have to watch in horror as they are sent home to enjoy a week with their families.

“Where is the justice in that? What will Alex Salmond say to anyone who becomes a victim if any of these inmates commits a crime whilst let loose for Christmas?

“It is all part of the SNP’s agenda to empty our prisons, whatever the cost.”

The open estate has been at the centre of political rows in recent years.

Sex offender Robert Foye absconded from Castle Huntly in 2007 after being let out to attend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting and raped a 16-year-old girl before being recaptured.

This led to a tightening of controls over who is sent to open jails.

But this year murderer John Brown and armed robber Brian Martin - dubbed The Hawk - both absconded in quick succession from Castle Huntly.

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/jail-to-close-for-christmas-1.990267

WTH   

[trimmonthelake]

Too bad Watermelon is not in season. I know a great personal punch for you with all the white liquors. 

 

[Missiontoconvict]

Morning all,

Fanny Mae I can see everyone in Calif. freezing, anything under 68 is freezing

QM I love all your little smileys

Northern Rose if you have any fresh mint try some tea. It really helps with tummy upsets.

Muffy I read it as shagged at first too!

Teyve happy to hear you are staying home. 

Greeneyes I love that pic you posted it is so peaceful.  Unless until Tevye gets on that road 

[Fanny Mae]

Morning

I know that was for me!! 

 

I asked NORTHERN if she was preggers. That was my answer!