JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #4

[Fanny Mae]

Happy B-Day Fanny, but this day is really "Proof Your Parents Had Unprotected Sex" Day.         

The typical way of celebrating a birthday is by holding a "Birthday Party." This "Birthday Party" is a favorite of spoiled children and spoiled adults, as it allows them to exclude others in their celebration, and to obtain all of the bystanders', contributors', and invited guests' attentions during that day of the year.


Conventional Birthday Party Progression

1. Guests arrive with wrapped gifts
2. Birthday games usually start around this time, after all the presents have been stacked up
3. Loud music is played while guests chat and loiter, awaiting the moment the candles are blown
4. Candles are lit, lights are turned off, and everyone sits around the person whose birthday it is, while singing a song in uneven harmony, which the birthday person sits and smiles, then blows candles
5. The cake is cut, distributed among all the people (the birthday person gets the biggest and best slice), and afterwards, the presents are opened
6. More loitering with loud music, oftentimes accompanied by alcohol and/or nicotine and tobacco intake
7. Guests leave late at night after many goodbye's, and the house is left dirty for the birthday person's family to clean up

And don't forget to pay attention to whorseface at your party, as she just might call mushroom head to come pick her up, as no one is paying her attention.

 

Yep, that's pretty much the way it went! Except there was a lot of baseball and football watching mixed in. And I snuck into the bedroom to post a little on SM. I didn't have to clean, as hubby and son took care of that. We had to hire a security guard to keep watch for whorseface, and she nor her awful mother showed up.    BTW! Thank God for my mama and daddy's decision that day! 

[Gizzie]

Awesome.    The cat sleeping in the hangers is wild.     

I thought so too. He looks so comfy!

[Fanny Mae]

I need to go get caught up on the threads, since I was out all last week.   But before I go, here's a picture I took of one of my cats.

 

SASSY, Your cat is so sweet! How many did you say you have?

[Gizzie]

I need to go get caught up on the threads, since I was out all last week.   But before I go, here's a picture I took of one of my cats.

 

How cute! I love cats! Wish I could have a cat, or any pet, really. Son has bad allergies to both cats and dogs, so we have a birdie.

[Gizzie]

Good Morning Everybody! 

Thank you all for the Birthday greetings again this morning! I thought I got them all yesterday, and if I missed anyone yesterday, thank you too! I slept till ten am this morning, and am having coffee and juice in bed. Hubby said he was "going to be terribly nice to me today." 

GIZZIE, you have really taken off with photbucket! Loved all the pictures, especially the ones of the cats.

SASSY, The cousin had a capper, but I guess he did something wrong with the beer brew. You could hear the tops popping off at night like pop guns, I am told. 

TRIMM,Hubby heard the YouTube "Today is your Birthday" as I was playing it, and he came in and did a little dance for me. He's cute when he dances. 

Thanks! Still working on getting the sizing thing down. Terribly nice doesn't sound too bad. I get it on my Birthday, and Mother's Day, that's it! Rest of the time, well, don't ask. 

[Gizzie]

Happy B-Day Fanny, but this day is really "Proof Your Parents Had Unprotected Sex" Day.         

The typical way of celebrating a birthday is by holding a "Birthday Party." This "Birthday Party" is a favorite of spoiled children and spoiled adults, as it allows them to exclude others in their celebration, and to obtain all of the bystanders', contributors', and invited guests' attentions during that day of the year.


Conventional Birthday Party Progression

1. Guests arrive with wrapped gifts
2. Birthday games usually start around this time, after all the presents have been stacked up
3. Loud music is played while guests chat and loiter, awaiting the moment the candles are blown
4. Candles are lit, lights are turned off, and everyone sits around the person whose birthday it is, while singing a song in uneven harmony, which the birthday person sits and smiles, then blows candles
5. The cake is cut, distributed among all the people (the birthday person gets the biggest and best slice), and afterwards, the presents are opened
6. More loitering with loud music, oftentimes accompanied by alcohol and/or nicotine and tobacco intake
7. Guests leave late at night after many goodbye's, and the house is left dirty for the birthday person's family to clean up

And don't forget to pay attention to whorseface at your party, as she just might call mushroom head to come pick her up, as no one is paying her attention.

  

[joesamas mama]

Morning all.  Hope all had a great weekend.  Had to take little Ruby to the vet Friday afternoon for a bunch of shots, nail trimming and annual check-up.  Sure, she got treats from the vet, but was still mad.  As I was paying at the front desk, she took a dump in the recepetion area.  That's my girl.     

Poor Ruby, but that is funny as heck her leaving a deposit at the desk.

[CasuallyCool]

Tevye has a meltdown after attending Fanny's B-Day party.

[Gizzie]

Tevye has a meltdown after attending Fanny's B-Day party.

How funny!

[Northern Rose]

good Morning

[Northern Rose]

Happy Birthday Fanny.  I loved the fountain.  It looks so soothing!

I got you a gift and will send it to you piece by piece if that is OK with you so that the shipping does not get too high.  What are the odds that the postal service is going to loose a piece?

[joesamas mama]

I need to go get caught up on the threads, since I was out all last week.   But before I go, here's a picture I took of one of my cats.

 

 

[Northern Rose]

Thought for the day - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

[Sassycat]

I need to go get caught up on the threads, since I was out all last week.   But before I go, here's a picture I took of one of my cats.

 

SASSY, Your cat is so sweet! How many did you say you have?

I have four total.   Baby Girl is my only Blue Point.   My other three are Seal Points.

This is Sassycat and Rocky.   Rocky is my stud.   Baby Girl and Sassycat are my two Queens.



This is Cocoa.   She is Baby Girl and Rocky's kitten. 

[Northern Rose]

I need to go get caught up on the threads, since I was out all last week.   But before I go, here's a picture I took of one of my cats.

 

SASSY, Your cat is so sweet! How many did you say you have?

I have four total.   Baby Girl is my only Blue Point.   My other three are Seal Points.

This is Sassycat and Rocky.   Rocky is my stud.   Baby Girl and Sassycat are my two Queens.



This is Cocoa.   She is Baby Girl and Rocky's kitten. 

They are adorable!

[Sassycat]

Thought for the day - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Oh my.  I need to send this picture to my hubby - he's trying to quit smoking today.     

[joesamas mama]

Morning all
JSM how was your drive this morning? They are saying the rain is suppose to leave bye Wed. 

Good Morning Green eyes, it wasn't too bad, just very dark and rainy. I can't see in the dark, so I drive very slowly. I hope it leaves by Wednesday. Are y'all flooding?

No thank God. But sure is lots of water in the ditches around here. Glad you made it safely to work. There were lots of roads closed over your way. Have you got any flooding?

The creek by my apartments is probably two feet higher than usual, but no flooding.

[Fanny Mae]

Happy Birthday Fanny.  I loved the fountain.  It looks so soothing!

I got you a gift and will send it to you piece by piece if that is OK with you so that the shipping does not get too high.  What are the odds that the postal service is going to loose a piece?

That looks like a Chevette I had one time, same color and it was four-door. Just no sun roof. After almost wearing it out myself, my son drove it to work for years until we moved up here, and didn't think it would pass the emissions tests in Ohio!

[Fanny Mae]

I have four total.   Baby Girl is my only Blue Point.   My other three are Seal Points.

This is Sassycat and Rocky.   Rocky is my stud.   Baby Girl and Sassycat are my two Queens.



This is Cocoa.   She is Baby Girl and Rocky's kitten. 

I love Siamese. I had one we called Mini, as she was very petite. I have four cats as well, two tabby's and one tuxedo and one solid grey. I would love to have a dog, but we have enough fur flying as it is. 

[Fanny Mae]

Happy Birthday Fanny!

I remembered you said you like squirrels.

Oh gee! I just realized that this is not a squirrel    Hadn't had my 2nd coffee yet. 

I love it anyhow, GIZZIE. I love all animals with the exception of racoons. Rocoons and me have a bad history!