JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD # 5

[Sassycat]

True story...

Last night I was out having a few drinks and in walks this lady by herself.  She orders a beer and a glass of water and sits down at one of the tables in the bar, as she is waiting for a friend to arrive.  Cortney, a waitress is talking to someone not to far from the lady's table.  All of a sudden the lady shouts, "Shut the fck up, quit reading my thoughts."  Cortney dashes away from her and the bartender comes over and asks whats wrong.  The lady precedes, "I can sue this restauarant, you know that, you know that, you know that.  I can sue you all for reading my thoughts.  I think that I shouldn't have to pay for this beer and the food I ordered."  Her friend finally gets her to shut up and they leave, but the friend did pay for everything.

Sometimes life is better than TV.  I just like to hang around to see what will happen next.

   Wow.  What a weirdo.   

Love your avi.   

[Sassycat]

I am using a new web browser this morning. We changed to Google Chrome last night, and it is a little different and I keep knocking myself off. I keep X's myself off when I look at a link. I have to remember to hit the go-back arrow instead. Also, the print is much smaller, and we haven't been able to figure out how to make it bigger yet. But it loads way faster, and I can now snag the .gif emotions that were evading me!! Now I can get QT'S & SASSY'S when they post them!! Yah! 

     Steal away!   

[no rose colored glasses]

True story...

Last night I was out having a few drinks and in walks this lady by herself.  She orders a beer and a glass of water and sits down at one of the tables in the bar, as she is waiting for a friend to arrive.  Cortney, a waitress is talking to someone not to far from the lady's table.  All of a sudden the lady shouts, "Shut the fck up, quit reading my thoughts."  Cortney dashes away from her and the bartender comes over and asks whats wrong.  The lady precedes, "I can sue this restauarant, you know that, you know that, you know that.  I can sue you all for reading my thoughts.  I think that I shouldn't have to pay for this beer and the food I ordered."  Her friend finally gets her to shut up and they leave, but the friend did pay for everything.

Sometimes life is better than TV.  I just like to hang around to see what will happen next.

    

[Sassycat]

    I hate spiders.   

[no rose colored glasses]

 Upstairs doing a ton of work, and my dad is playing with my garage door, I'm afraid to go down and see why he is making it go up and down 

[CasuallyCool]

[no rose colored glasses]

He was getting two birds out of my garage, and informed me a dead morning dove is out in the driveway 

[CasuallyCool]

Upstairs doing a ton of work, and my dad is playing with my garage door, I'm afraid to go down and see why he is making it go up and down 

Maybe he wants to start a garage band?     

[CasuallyCool]

[Sassycat]

I'm in such a state this morning, I am almost afraid to peek in on Haleigh's thread.   

And to think we have 3 more years to go - I have to believe there will be an increase in Valium etc type scripts over the next few years. 

I can't even stand watching him.   Counting the days until he is gone.   GOP needs to get their act together and come up with a decent candidate so we won't be dealing with O for 7 more years.         Even though I consider myself to be very conservative, I think the GOP needs to get rid of some of their ultra conservative viewpoints and get real.    GOP will never get rid of abortion so they might as well give it up.   But, the GOP can make sure the taxpayers don't have to pay for them.   Issues like this...   the GOP needs to become a little bit more moderate to succeed in the next election, jmo.

[Sassycat]

OMG!!! Did anyone just see on Fox News the little school children singing about O in class!!! It looked like one of those things out of China, or North Korea about DEAR LEADER. They were little kids about 7-8 in a New Jersey Elementary School. OMG!!! I am already on overload again. 

WTH is O doing back at the UN making another speech?? What is happening to us?????? 

It's like watching a trainwreck.   
The little kids singing reminded me of North Korea.   

Hitler.....

[CasuallyCool]

[Fanny Mae]

Upstairs doing a ton of work, and my dad is playing with my garage door, I'm afraid to go down and see why he is making it go up and down 

Maybe he is trying to figure out what makes it not stop. If he is anything like my dad was, he likes to tinker with things.

[joesamas mama]

You can tell how old a person is by how many spiders they have swallowed while sleeping.  Of course, a person cannot tell you this information; you have to cut them open and have a look.

You look lovely CC.

as do you

 

[joesamas mama]

I hope God will forgive me for my thoughts this morning    I can't wait to walk the dog eventhough it will be 100 out today.

  He will forgive you and you just made me laugh. I needed a laugh.

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning Everyone.

         

 

[joesamas mama]

True story...

Last night I was out having a few drinks and in walks this lady by herself.  She orders a beer and a glass of water and sits down at one of the tables in the bar, as she is waiting for a friend to arrive.  Cortney, a waitress is talking to someone not to far from the lady's table.  All of a sudden the lady shouts, "Shut the fck up, quit reading my thoughts."  Cortney dashes away from her and the bartender comes over and asks whats wrong.  The lady precedes, "I can sue this restauarant, you know that, you know that, you know that.  I can sue you all for reading my thoughts.  I think that I shouldn't have to pay for this beer and the food I ordered."  Her friend finally gets her to shut up and they leave, but the friend did pay for everything.

Sometimes life is better than TV.  I just like to hang around to see what will happen next.

  Was she drunk or just plain crazy CC?

[Fanny Mae]

I'm in such a state this morning, I am almost afraid to peek in on Haleigh's thread.   

And to think we have 3 more years to go - I have to believe there will be an increase in Valium etc type scripts over the next few years. 

I can't even stand watching him.   Counting the days until he is gone.   GOP needs to get their act together and come up with a decent candidate so we won't be dealing with O for 7 more years.         Even though I consider myself to be very conservative, I think the GOP needs to get rid of some of their ultra conservative viewpoints and get real.    GOP will never get rid of abortion so they might as well give it up.   But, the GOP can make sure the taxpayers don't have to pay for them.   Issues like this...   the GOP needs to become a little bit more moderate to succeed in the next election, jmo.

I think it has gotten beyond a democrat or republican issue. We have gotten too far away on the republican side, and there were issues when they were in control too. I think we need someone come from outfield, maybe even libertarian or independent to lead us. All the politicians have chit on us. There is corruption throughout the government. I never thought I would be saying these words. I am very conservative, although when I was younger, I thought I was liberal. John Kennedy was the first President I voted for, however, later I vote for Barry Goldwater. Things started changing fast. I did vote the first time for Clinton Geeer! I guess I bought into the good ole southern boy thing. I am just disgusted with the way things have gone. I really didn't feel like McLain was goiing to do the things I wanted, but we may have been a lot safer. I don't think we had a good Republican choice this last time, but I sure didn't vote for O. I am just sick and tired of having no choices, no voice, and no one speaking for me. All we can do is support the few politicians who seem to be trying to do right. And pray alot. End of rant!

[trimmonthelake]

True story...

Last night I was out having a few drinks and in walks this lady by herself.  She orders a beer and a glass of water and sits down at one of the tables in the bar, as she is waiting for a friend to arrive.  Cortney, a waitress is talking to someone not to far from the lady's table.  All of a sudden the lady shouts, "Shut the fck up, quit reading my thoughts."  Cortney dashes away from her and the bartender comes over and asks whats wrong.  The lady precedes, "I can sue this restauarant, you know that, you know that, you know that.  I can sue you all for reading my thoughts.  I think that I shouldn't have to pay for this beer and the food I ordered."  Her friend finally gets her to shut up and they leave, but the friend did pay for everything.

Sometimes life is better than TV.  I just like to hang around to see what will happen next.

    

 

[Fanny Mae]

True story...

Last night I was out having a few drinks and in walks this lady by herself.  She orders a beer and a glass of water and sits down at one of the tables in the bar, as she is waiting for a friend to arrive.  Cortney, a waitress is talking to someone not to far from the lady's table.  All of a sudden the lady shouts, "Shut the fck up, quit reading my thoughts."  Cortney dashes away from her and the bartender comes over and asks whats wrong.  The lady precedes, "I can sue this restauarant, you know that, you know that, you know that.  I can sue you all for reading my thoughts.  I think that I shouldn't have to pay for this beer and the food I ordered."  Her friend finally gets her to shut up and they leave, but the friend did pay for everything.

Sometimes life is better than TV.  I just like to hang around to see what will happen next.

  Was she drunk or just plain crazy CC?

(He's talking about someone in Chicago, JSM!