JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 6

[Missiontoconvict]

The Nobel Peace Prize is nothing but a joke.  It became irrevelent when they gave it to that old fool, Jimmy Carter, if not before.   At that time, one of the members of that ridiculous committee said they did it to kick America in the knee.  They are notoriously anti-US so why shouldn't they give it to a fellow traveler?  After all, it was founded by Alfred Nobel, the dude who invented dynamite.  A peace prize?  And any organization which thinks Al Gore, who is making untold millions on his global warming fraud, is probably in cahoots with him to rake in some of the moolah.

I didn't realize that Obama had made peace with the Moslems.  I guess they didn't understand that NATO military personnel are still being killed in Afghanistan. I don't really recognize that as peace.  IMO not 300 of those idiots is worth one of our brave military.

Or maybe he did make peace and the Islamist terrorists just didn't get the word yet.
Nor did I.  On the other hand, it just further confirms my suspicion that he is an alien Islamist himself. So I guess he made peace with himself.  And that big-butt Michelle, who was flown to Denmark in Air Force Two and later the Messiah himself was flown over in Air Force One to spread their particular brand of Moslem charm to get the Olympics for their crooked cronies in Chicago.  At least the IOC saw through those two charlatans.  But IMO it unconsionable for them to spend so much taxpayer money for nothing but two clowns going to Denmark.

You took the words right out of my mouth - her big butt matches her big freaking ego 

[joesamas mama]

Where is JSM?   

Hi Trimm. Slept in, didn't want to drive with Joseph in the Monsoon we had this morning. 

Hey you, we were about to send out a search and rescue crew     Seriously, though be careful.   Our winds are kicking up & we are expected to get some really bad weather later

I hope y'all don't get what we had. Streets were flooding. I just saw it was a monsoon and pitch black outside. I didn't want to chance it with Josef in the car and all the crazy drivers. I really wish now I had stayed in bed and not found out about Dear Leader's major award. 

[trimmonthelake]

Good Morning to all.  Happy Friday...remember to do something nice for yourselves this weekend!!

 

[joesamas mama]

Good Friday Morning, Monkeys!

Do we all feel safer this morning?  With our new Nobel Peace Prize Winner in the White House, we should! He's accomplished sooooooo much! 

MAJOR SARCASM ALERT!

O is being fashionably late to his "Ceremony" in the Rose Garden. "Ceremony???? He's not being  crowned as king or anything!!! What an insult!!!

HOW RUDE!   OK true story so I almost got shot literally bumping into one P in 1994, now I will probably get hit by a firing squad for this one...  F him!

Oh no Cappy. Clinton? I think a lot of monkeys will be getting the firing squad before this is all over. 

[trimmonthelake]

If you are in a bad mood....exercise!.Little grandson says it makes you en"dolphins" kick in.   

That is adorable!

    I would like to have your little grandson for a weekend, something tells me he would make me feel so much better, you are very lucky.    To all who are having a bad day or sick.  I have to walk Zoe.  I hope somebody breaks down the docs in Caylee's thread, I don't have the time today to go all through them.

I got the new Kingdom Hearts game,so if it doesn't storm too bad tonight he;ll be with me. 

[Fanny Mae]

The Nobel Peace Prize is nothing but a joke.  It became irrevelent when they gave it to that old fool, Jimmy Carter, if not before.   At that time, one of the members of that ridiculous committee said they did it to kick America in the knee.  They are notoriously anti-US so why shouldn't they give it to a fellow traveler?  After all, it was founded by Alfred Nobel, the dude who invented dynamite.  A peace prize?  And any organization which thinks Al Gore, who is making untold millions on his global warming fraud, is probably in cahoots with him to rake in some of the moolah.

I didn't realize that Obama had made peace with the Moslems.  I guess they didn't understand that NATO military personnel are still being killed in Afghanistan. I don't really recognize that as peace.  IMO not 300 of those idiots is worth one of our brave military.

Or maybe he did make peace and the Islamist terrorists just didn't get the word yet.
Nor did I.  On the other hand, it just further confirms my suspicion that he is an alien Islamist himself. So I guess he made peace with himself.  And that big-butt Michelle, who was flown to Denmark in Air Force Two and later the Messiah himself was flown over in Air Force One to spread their particular brand of Moslem charm to get the Olympics for their crooked cronies in Chicago.  At least the IOC saw through those two charlatans.  But IMO it unconsionable for them to spend so much taxpayer money for nothing but two clowns going to Denmark.

You took the words right out of my mouth - her big butt matches her big freaking ego 

But...but...but she's a fashion icon. She always looks like she wearing somebody drapes to me. 

[joesamas mama]

1199 Days, 02 Hours, 21 Minutes, 51 Seconds.

[Fanny Mae]

Where is JSM?   

Hi Trimm. Slept in, didn't want to drive with Joseph in the Monsoon we had this morning. 

Hey you, we were about to send out a search and rescue crew     Seriously, though be careful.   Our winds are kicking up & we are expected to get some really bad weather later

I hope y'all don't get what we had. Streets were flooding. I just saw it was a monsoon and pitch black outside. I didn't want to chance it with Josef in the car and all the crazy drivers. I really wish now I had stayed in bed and not found out about Dear Leader's major award. 

I-75 was flooded this morning here in places, and its still coming down. So, I'm still in my jammies again. 

[trimmonthelake]

The Nobel Peace Prize is nothing but a joke.  It became irrevelent when they gave it to that old fool, Jimmy Carter, if not before.   At that time, one of the members of that ridiculous committee said they did it to kick America in the knee.  They are notoriously anti-US so why shouldn't they give it to a fellow traveler?  After all, it was founded by Alfred Nobel, the dude who invented dynamite.  A peace prize?  And any organization which thinks Al Gore, who is making untold millions on his global warming fraud, is probably in cahoots with him to rake in some of the moolah.

I didn't realize that Obama had made peace with the Moslems.  I guess they didn't understand that NATO military personnel are still being killed in Afghanistan. I don't really recognize that as peace.  IMO not 300 of those idiots is worth one of our brave military.

Or maybe he did make peace and the Islamist terrorists just didn't get the word yet.
Nor did I.  On the other hand, it just further confirms my suspicion that he is an alien Islamist himself. So I guess he made peace with himself.  And that big-butt Michelle, who was flown to Denmark in Air Force Two and later the Messiah himself was flown over in Air Force One to spread their particular brand of Moslem charm to get the Olympics for their crooked cronies in Chicago.  At least the IOC saw through those two charlatans.  But IMO it unconsionable for them to spend so much taxpayer money for nothing but two clowns going to Denmark.

You took the words right out of my mouth - her big butt matches her big freaking ego 

You know he has risen so far so fast,I wonder if it is scary looking down,cause it's coming.IMO

[joesamas mama]

O's telepromter must be acting up again. He was saying something about he was leading the country...............and he forgot what he was suppose to be leading, and he stumbled over the words as he squinted trying to read the prepared statement that he probably never saw before.

  So I guess he isn't Teleprompter Jesus anymore.

[trimmonthelake]

The Nobel Peace Prize is nothing but a joke.  It became irrevelent when they gave it to that old fool, Jimmy Carter, if not before.   At that time, one of the members of that ridiculous committee said they did it to kick America in the knee.  They are notoriously anti-US so why shouldn't they give it to a fellow traveler?  After all, it was founded by Alfred Nobel, the dude who invented dynamite.  A peace prize?  And any organization which thinks Al Gore, who is making untold millions on his global warming fraud, is probably in cahoots with him to rake in some of the moolah.

I didn't realize that Obama had made peace with the Moslems.  I guess they didn't understand that NATO military personnel are still being killed in Afghanistan. I don't really recognize that as peace.  IMO not 300 of those idiots is worth one of our brave military.

Or maybe he did make peace and the Islamist terrorists just didn't get the word yet.
Nor did I.  On the other hand, it just further confirms my suspicion that he is an alien Islamist himself. So I guess he made peace with himself.  And that big-butt Michelle, who was flown to Denmark in Air Force Two and later the Messiah himself was flown over in Air Force One to spread their particular brand of Moslem charm to get the Olympics for their crooked cronies in Chicago.  At least the IOC saw through those two charlatans.  But IMO it unconsionable for them to spend so much taxpayer money for nothing but two clowns going to Denmark.

You took the words right out of my mouth - her big butt matches her big freaking ego 

But...but...but she's a fashion icon. She always looks like she wearing somebody drapes to me. 

Nobody does drapes like Carol Burnett.     Where is Tevye?   

[joesamas mama]

Good Friday Morning, Monkeys!

Do we all feel safer this morning?  With our new Nobel Peace Prize Winner in the White House, we should! He's accomplished sooooooo much! 

MAJOR SARCASM ALERT!

Morning CBB, no I don't not feel safe this morning. I truly wish I had stayed in bed and not even heard he one this award. DISGUSTING!!!!

Good morning JSM I hear ya - I wanted to go back to bed and pull the covers over my head. 

Good Morning Mission. If I wasn't already here, I would pick Josef up, go back home and go back to bed. Why did CC have to take off today of all days? 

[trimmonthelake]

Later today he will be appointed the ArchBishop of Canterberry and will be announced as the 2009 winner of the Heisman Trophy.

President Obama has been named the winner of both the American and National League Cy Young Awards for 2009, despite the fact that many said he throws like a girl and wears mom jeans when he threw out the first pitch of the 2009 Major League Baseball All-Star Game held in St. Louis

He has also been nominated and is expected to win later this year a TONY, An EMMY and an OSCAR.

President Obama has also been declared the winner of American Idol for 2009. All episodes of the show have been cancelled for this year.

 

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning to all.  Happy Friday...remember to do something nice for yourselves this weekend!!

Morning and Happy Friday to you munkymunk

[joesamas mama]

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2009/10/09/tommy-seno-obama-nobel-prize-win/

How to win the Nobel Prize in 12 days  

Let’s take a look at the president’s first 12 days in the White House according to his public schedule to see what he did to deserve a Nobel Peace Prize:

January 20: Sworn in as president. Went to a parade. Partied.

January 21: Asked bureaucrats to re-write guidelines for information requests. Held an “open house” party at the White House.

January 22: Signed Executive Orders: Executive Branch workers to take ethics pledge; re-affirmed Army Field Manual techniques for interrogations; expressed desire to close Gitmo (how’s that working out?)

January 23: Ordered the release of federal funding to pay for abortions in foreign countries. Lunch with Joe Biden; met with Tim Geithner.

January 24: Budget meeting with economic team.

January 25: Skipped church.

January 26: Gave speech about jobs and energy. Met with Hillary Clinton. Attended Geithner's  swearing in ceremony.

January 27: Met with Republicans. Spoke at a clock tower in Ohio.

January 28: Economic meetings in the morning, met with Defense secretary in the afternoon.

January 29: Signed Ledbetter Bill overturning Supreme Court decision on lawsuits over wages. Party in the State Room. Met with Biden.

January 30: Met economic advisers. Gave speech on Middle Class Working Families Task Force. Met with senior enlisted military officials.

January 31: Took the day off.

February 1: Skipped church. Threw a Super Bowl party.

[Cappuccino]

Capp,

Do you have a son in the service, i am gathering....i know i catch on pretty stinkin quick, ya better watch out! 

You're very observant there girlfriend...hehe    Yes, I do.  As a matter of fact he was just promoted to 2nd Lieutenant last month which makes him now an officer ::beaming, please excuse the gush::

  I didn't know he had gotten promoted. Congrads Cappy!!!

Tks JSM

Here he is at his promotion party after the ceremony

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning to all.  Happy Friday...remember to do something nice for yourselves this weekend!!

I went ahead and splurged a little last night - I got my hair cut and eyebrows waxed and I didnt cook last night.   

  Good for you Mission.

[Fanny Mae]

Later today he will be appointed the ArchBishop of Canterberry and will be announced as the 2009 winner of the Heisman Trophy.

President Obama has been named the winner of both the American and National League Cy Young Awards for 2009, despite the fact that many said he throws like a girl and wears mom jeans when he threw out the first pitch of the 2009 Major League Baseball All-Star Game held in St. Louis

He has also been nominated and is expected to win later this year a TONY, An EMMY and an OSCAR.

President Obama has also been declared the winner of American Idol for 2009. All episodes of the show have been cancelled for this year.

 

You forgot about the Nascar Points champion. 

[joesamas mama]

Where is JSM?   

Hi Trimm. Slept in, didn't want to drive with Joseph in the Monsoon we had this morning. 

Hey you, we were about to send out a search and rescue crew     Seriously, though be careful.   Our winds are kicking up & we are expected to get some really bad weather later

I hope y'all don't get what we had. Streets were flooding. I just saw it was a monsoon and pitch black outside. I didn't want to chance it with Josef in the car and all the crazy drivers. I really wish now I had stayed in bed and not found out about Dear Leader's major award. 

I-75 was flooded this morning here in places, and its still coming down. So, I'm still in my jammies again. 

The highway by my apartments was flooding, the one I go under to take Josef to daycare was flooded, so I just slept in. Then my phone rang because my coworkers thought I had drowned. 

[ScareyCarrie]

Capp,

Do you have a son in the service, i am gathering....i know i catch on pretty stinkin quick, ya better watch out! 

You're very observant there girlfriend...hehe    Yes, I do.  As a matter of fact he was just promoted to 2nd Lieutenant last month which makes him now an officer ::beaming, please excuse the gush::

  I didn't know he had gotten promoted. Congrads Cappy!!!

Tks JSM

Here he is at his promotion party after the ceremony

wow!! you make pretty babies....