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Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Jerry from Ohio on June 29, 2006, 05:40:48 AM
Gee  looks like im alone in the cage
  Darn it is so big in here all alone  and now wheres that darn light switch HeHeHe
  Wats tis on the floor ?  BANANA Peels !
  Well ok I'll start sweeping up I suppose LOL
  Jerry from Ohio
 PS  someone could get hurt comeing in here in the dark and slip on a Bananana peel   :shock:
  Good  thing we  are all sure footed Monkeys  :+)


Title: Re: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Jerry from Ohio on June 29, 2006, 07:26:04 AM
Opps  I think I may ave screwed up on makeing this a new subj  ?  If so I apoligize  but as you will see  sooner or later i do make goof ups  sometimes  and for that sorry in advance  Jerry from Ohio  if some one that has the power wants to take this off ya won't hurt my feelings a bit :+)  Jer



Quote from: "Jerry from Ohio"
Gee  looks like im alone in the cage
  Darn it is so big in here all alone  and now wheres that darn light switch HeHeHe
  Wats tis on the floor ?  BANANA Peels !
  Well ok I'll start sweeping up I suppose LOL
  Jerry from Ohio
 PS  someone could get hurt comeing in here in the dark and slip on a Bananana peel   :shock:
  Good  thing we  are all sure footed Monkeys  :+)


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: klaasend on June 29, 2006, 10:11:19 AM
:lol:  :lol: No problem Jerry - it definately got my attention!!  :lol:


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: mrs. red on June 30, 2006, 03:12:35 PM
Quote from: "klaasend"
:lol:  :lol: No problem Jerry - it definately got my attention!!  :lol:


It's pretty funny actually!! :lol:


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sleuth on July 01, 2006, 12:59:50 AM
I see we have a whole thread to say Good Morning to Jerry   :wink:


I'm game....


Good Morning, Jerry    :lol:


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sam on July 01, 2006, 01:56:29 PM
Good Morning Jerry.
So glad you swept up the banana peels. I hate to slip on things in the dark. It is almost as bad as men who do not put the toulet seat down. LOL


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sam on July 01, 2006, 01:57:51 PM
OOPS! toilet not toulet


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sleuth on July 03, 2006, 01:19:34 AM
Good Monday morning, Jerry   :wink:


Title: Morning Jerry
Post by: Terric7058 on July 03, 2006, 12:36:23 PM
Hope you have a Great 4th  :)


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sleuth on July 04, 2006, 09:57:19 AM
Good morning, Jerry.

Happy 4th of July

Coffee is on me...:wink:
http://www.littlefunny.com/ShowMovies.aspx?id=6


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: klaasend on July 04, 2006, 10:52:59 AM
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Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Jerry from Ohio on July 05, 2006, 06:13:10 AM
Thanks  to everyone  that thinks enough to wish this Old Ohio Farm boy a Good Mornin  wish I could have ya all down to the Farm for mornin Coffee

        Jerry from Ohio LOL





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Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Easywriter on July 05, 2006, 07:06:57 AM
Good Morning Jerry!

Today makes the second Monday in my week and it has me confused...


Title: Morning
Post by: Terric7058 on July 05, 2006, 07:34:33 AM
Good Morning.  Hope you had a great 4th.  :)  Terri


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sleuth on July 05, 2006, 08:04:09 AM
Good morning Jerry   :wink:


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: klaasend on July 05, 2006, 12:06:04 PM
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Goodmorning Jerry!


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: igsigs on July 05, 2006, 05:19:17 PM
Buenos dias Jerry :!:


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sleuth on July 06, 2006, 02:14:52 AM
Good morning Jerry......


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Peaches on July 06, 2006, 07:02:43 AM
Good Morning, Jerry.


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Easywriter on July 06, 2006, 07:34:19 AM
Good Morning, Jerry!

Sure Happy It's Thursday!!!!!!


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Jerry from Ohio on July 06, 2006, 10:19:52 AM
Quote from: "klaasend"
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Goodmorning Jerry!


   Oh TY Klaas  :+)
  The Lil Cowboy is  Just purrfect  <g>
           Jerry


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Jerry from Ohio on July 06, 2006, 10:23:17 AM
Quote from: "Easywriter"
Good Morning, Jerry!

Sure Happy It's Thursday!!!!!!


   Myself also Easy  whenever we have a Holiday off in the middel of the week I also get all tangeled about what day it is  LOL .
       Jerry


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: igsigs on July 07, 2006, 02:00:17 AM
Goedemorgen Jerry!

 :arrow: TGIF


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sleuth on July 07, 2006, 04:55:17 AM
Good morning, Jerry...

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Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Easywriter on July 07, 2006, 07:16:02 AM
Thank God!  We made it to another FRIDAY!!!!!

Good Morning Jerry!


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: klaasend on July 07, 2006, 12:46:27 PM
GOODMORNING JERRY!!


T.G.I.F.


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Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Jerry from Ohio on July 08, 2006, 12:48:43 AM
Quote from: "klaasend"
GOODMORNING JERRY!!


T.G.I.F.


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  OMG  klassend  that is SOOOOOOOOO  GREATTTTTTTT
  I have never seen that Bullrider one befor  OML  I just LUV it   TY  sweet Lady  <g>   Jer


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Easywriter on July 08, 2006, 06:24:45 AM
Good Saturday Morning Jerry!

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Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Jerry from Ohio on July 08, 2006, 11:02:13 AM
Quote from: "Easywriter"
Good Saturday Morning Jerry!

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  OML  where are all you talented  folks  getting these Photos and cartoons from LOL  
  Yanno if we all were treated as nice and good as I have been on this board and I really do feel blessed with all of you my online friends  the web would be a whole lot better place
  Peace and Luv to ya all
    Jerry from Ohio


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sleuth on July 08, 2006, 12:17:44 PM
Happy Saturday, Jerry !


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Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Jerry from Ohio on July 08, 2006, 01:16:30 PM
Quote from: "Sleuth"
Happy Saturday, Jerry !


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TY  Sluth  and a great Saturday to you alsomy friend <g>


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sleuth on July 09, 2006, 01:08:44 AM
Good Morning, Jerry.  

I hope you're having a nice weekend  :wink:  


(http://www.funmaster.co.uk/bull/bull_Cartoon.gif)


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Jerry from Ohio on July 09, 2006, 07:40:38 AM
Quote from: "Sleuth"
Good Morning, Jerry.  

I hope you're having a nice weekend  :wink:  


(http://www.funmaster.co.uk/bull/bull_Cartoon.gif)


  Darn Sluth that Bull must have been eaten fire
  SMOKEN  and Good Sunday  to ya LOL


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Easywriter on July 09, 2006, 10:21:33 AM
Good Morning Jerry!

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Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Easywriter on July 09, 2006, 10:28:57 AM
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning.

Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand.

Man: "What was that for?"

Wife: "Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with "Daisy" written on it?"

Man: "Oh honey, don't you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Daisy was the name of the horse I bet on." The wife was satisfied, and appologized for bonking him. Three days later he is again sitting reading the paper when once again he is bonked on the head.

Man: "What's that for this time?"

Wife: "Your horse called."


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Jerry from Ohio on July 09, 2006, 11:47:05 AM
Quote from: "Easywriter"
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning.

Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand.

Man: "What was that for?"

Wife: "Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with "Daisy" written on it?"

Man: "Oh honey, don't you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Daisy was the name of the horse I bet on." The wife was satisfied, and appologized for bonking him. Three days later he is again sitting reading the paper when once again he is bonked on the head.

Man: "What's that for this time?"

Wife: "Your horse called."


 OH CHIT !!!
  Too damed  cute  Easy  and the Horse trailer  so simple  but yet  story of my life   both comics  were fun TY    Jerry
and wishing you a Happy Sunday


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sleuth on July 09, 2006, 02:24:53 PM
Quote from: "Jerry from Ohio"
   Darn Sluth that Bull must have been eaten fire
  SMOKEN  and Good Sunday  to ya LOL


Must be the same bull that Easy showed being "branded"


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sleuth on July 10, 2006, 12:24:44 AM
Easywriter - that joke about "Daisy" was great!


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sleuth on July 10, 2006, 12:26:32 AM
Jerry - have a great Monday!

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Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Jerry from Ohio on July 10, 2006, 06:49:48 AM
Quote from: Sleuth
Jerry - have a great Monday!

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  TY Sleuth
  and a very Good Monday to everyone <g>


Title: Morning
Post by: Terric7058 on July 10, 2006, 07:04:22 AM
Have a Great Monday, if Monday can ever be great. I quess with enough coffee anyone can make it thru Monday. Terri


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Easywriter on July 10, 2006, 11:41:24 AM
Is it MONDAY?

Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices.
 
Suddenly, a woman at a table behind them who had been eating a sandwich begins to cough, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her.
 
" Kin ya swallow?" asks one of the cowboys. The woman shakes her head, "NO".
 
" Kin ya breathe?" asks the other cowboy. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head,"NO!", again.
 
The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her undies and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back.

This shocks the woman into violent spasms and the obstruction flies out of her mouth and she can breathe again.
 
The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a sip of his beer. His partner says, " Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver , but I aint never seen nobody do it!


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: NM on July 14, 2006, 01:42:44 AM
Easy!  Here I thought it had something to do w/ goosing someone.  I'll have to brush up on my hind lick manuver!!

Hi Jerry happy July 14.  I went to a rodeo in Philly w/ a friend from France.  I'm always worried about those little cows running for thier lives and getting roped up.  And actaully all the animals.  But I must say I respect you for bull riding. That is one intense occupation.  At the rodeo I saw the Sons of Tennesee (? if I remember correctly) singing on horse back and I always (still do) waant to learn to do rope tricks like Tex Ritter.
Oh, and I love old cowboy music, sons of the pioneers, jimmy rodgers, hank willams sr.  Anyway Hi. Nice thread.


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Jerry from Ohio on July 15, 2006, 06:49:42 AM
Too Cool NM and please don't worry  much about the livestock,  yes i wont lie  sometimes they do get hurt like an athalet would but that can and does happen even more  out on the ranches  also
  But for the most part those animals that are born and bred on the livestock Ranches especially for rodeo work are cared for  and pampered
a whole lot more then just regulay  ranch animals that are just being raised for their meat production value .  Jerry from Ohio


Quote from: "NM"
Easy!  Here I thought it had something to do w/ goosing someone.  I'll have to brush up on my hind lick manuver!!

Hi Jerry happy July 14.  I went to a rodeo in Philly w/ a friend from France.  I'm always worried about those little cows running for thier lives and getting roped up.  And actaully all the animals.  But I must say I respect you for bull riding. That is one intense occupation.  At the rodeo I saw the Sons of Tennesee (? if I remember correctly) singing on horse back and I always (still do) waant to learn to do rope tricks like Tex Ritter.
Oh, and I love old cowboy music, sons of the pioneers, jimmy rodgers, hank willams sr.  Anyway Hi. Nice thread.


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sleuth on July 16, 2006, 04:28:42 PM
Hello Jerry - hope your weekend is wonderful, and you have a great week ahead....


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Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: Sleuth on July 16, 2006, 04:31:33 PM
Quote from: "Sleuth"
Hello Jerry - hope your weekend is wonderful, and you have a great week ahead....



Let's try that again....

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Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: justinsmama on July 16, 2006, 07:44:09 PM
Good evening, Jerry! Saw this thread just now. What a hilarious mistake! lol! and now we have our very own "God Morning, Jerry!" thread!


Title: Good Morning >G>
Post by: igsigs on July 17, 2006, 02:11:27 AM
Morn Jer...