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Title: For Spooky, football....sort of Post by: Tylergal on April 14, 2007, 06:23:18 PM South Alabama farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he gets there it's 95° with 90% humidity.
But Satan notices he's kicked back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks, "Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?" The farmer replies, "Oh, this is like a warm Spring day in south 'Bama. I like it." Angry, Satan turns up the thermos until it's 100° and 95% humidity.Still, the farmer's happy. "This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all." Furious, Satan turns it up to 105°and 99% humidity. Everyone is even more miserable, except the south Alabama farmer still laying there resting. "Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels good. The hotter the better." In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25°F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer. The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere, realizes that Hell has frozen over, and begins to laugh, jump for joy and scream. "Alabama beat Auburn! Alabama beat Auburn!" Title: For Spooky, football....sort of Post by: nonesuche on April 14, 2007, 10:11:37 PM :lol: :lol: :lol: you'd better not let Saban see you posted this :lol: :lol:
Title: For Spooky, football....sort of Post by: spooky112483 on April 15, 2007, 08:31:34 AM LOL :lol: That was really funny!
Love ya Tyler :wink: and None...did you say something about a TD earlier?? Something I might be interested in? :wink: 8) Title: For Spooky, football....sort of Post by: spooky112483 on April 15, 2007, 08:41:36 AM oh and Tyler I heard that the Irons kid scored a whopping 4 in his Wonderlick. And what was his major again???
I'm just too kind to further the joke.....but somehow Junior Rosegreen and his "impressive" score of 3 keeps coming up on all the blogs too. 8) Title: For Spooky, football....sort of Post by: nonesuche on April 15, 2007, 02:34:10 PM Quote from: "spooky112483" LOL :lol: That was really funny! Love ya Tyler :wink: and None...did you say something about a TD earlier?? Something I might be interested in? :wink: 8) yep two relative unknowns connected to make a TD pass, imagine that? :lol: |