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Title: Halloween Joke Post by: justinsmama on October 23, 2006, 07:18:16 PM A Halloween Joke a lil early but worth passing on....
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night... when behind him he hears: Bump... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, ru sh es in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, (hopefully you're ready for this!!!) The coffin stops. Title: Halloween Joke Post by: Carnut on October 23, 2006, 08:15:00 PM Groan.
Title: Halloween Joke Post by: justinsmama on October 23, 2006, 08:34:58 PM Quote from: "Carnut" Groan. teehee! Title: Halloween Joke Post by: oldfart on October 23, 2006, 08:49:37 PM justinsmama
You beat me to the punch on posting this one :lol: :lol: :lol: Title: Halloween Joke Post by: justinsmama on October 23, 2006, 08:52:09 PM Quote from: "oldfart" justinsmama You beat me to the punch on posting this one :lol: :lol: :lol: Sowwy, OF! :P :wink: |