Scared Monkeys Discussion Forum

YEAH!!

Woo Hoo!!!

Made it. ::MonkeyCool::

OK, no spittin, cussin, throwin nanner peels, boogers, or throwin poo in the clean cage!    ::MonkeyCool::

Wait for me!!  (http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr118/tooconfused/amt.gif)


What happend to our other 19 posts??  We got ripped off!! 

Did we loose the new monkey?   ::MonkeyWaa::

What??   I can't hear you!!  (http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr118/tooconfused/amt.gif)

 ::MonkeyNoNo::

ANYTIME on page 50 is just fine................   ::MonkeyTongue::

I just love your Queen wave ::MonkeyWink::

Did you remember to post the link??   ::MonkeyRoll::

(http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr319/kcjackie/avatars/emoticons/7c78a877.gif) So what are we going to do?

Must have been a Miss America wannabe in her day..................  just sayin

Hope she is not sitting there hitting refresh!!   ::MonkeyRoll::

MT!!!

Did you run over anybody when you drove over???

Not on purpose!!   ::MonkeyCool::

 ::MonkeyHaHa:: I'm sure she left a trail - no guests!!

There are 6 guests on the last thread................   

My vision is not what it use to be though..........just sayin'    ::MonkeyWink::

Ya what's a monkey suppose to do for fun? just sayin' ::MonkeyWink::

Uh-huh; she always leaves a trail of chaos an destruction.

We could call her Gretal.

Which reminds me of Nursery Rhymes.

Ole Mother Hubbard
Went to the Cupboard
She doubted her dog was fed.
But when she bent over
Rover took over
And she was bred, instead!

 ::MonkeyShocked::

 ::MonkeyShocked::

I think I will go eat some worms........oh wait - that is Bo - Wammy!!   ::MonkeyWink::

There's still 5 quest on the last thread ::MonkeyWink::

 ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::

What Nursery school did you go to??   ::MonkeyShocked::

Which reminds me of the doggie impersonating the kangaroo..............

They are waiting for the 19 posts we got ripped off!!   ::MonkeyWink::

 ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::

He is so cute!!   ::MonkeyRoll::

That is something my beer drinking granny would have said. ::MonkeyHaHa::

The one that taught her how to spray air freshener and ignite a lighter. ::MonkeyNoNo::

I forgot about that one ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::

 ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance::

 ::MonkeyTongue::

Well, I'm going to bed, Monkeys! Sleep Well and have a great night!

God Bless!

Are we allowed to do this (http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr118/tooconfused/smileys.gif)

cuz I am anyway!!! 

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Me too!!  Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite!!   ::MonkeyWink::

Good night Monkey friends

XOXO

Good Night CBB, Sweet Dreams & God Bless.
I think I am going to call it a night also.
Good night MT and Jackie, Sweet Dreams to you and God Bless
Everyone have a beautiful Sat.
GE

Thank you GE - You too!!   ::MonkeyTongue::

 ::MonkeyShocked::  Good Night Everyone ::MonkeyTongue::

So did somebody say SPAMMY?


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 ::MonkeyShocked:: ::MonkeyWaa:: ::MonkeyShocked::

 ::MonkeyHaHa::

My movie is over and now I know how to Hoo Doo people!

Was checking on the Natalee Thread hoping something had happened.

Nope, it hasn't. 

So now I have to go to bed and try to sleep.

 ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance::

http://www.youtube.com/v/uZuMe0ktAYs&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&border=1

One for the Road ....
who ever made this Put Cindy Smack in the Middle ...
 ::MonkeyLaugh::

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I think this was written about those famous chats at a site not to be named:


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OK, really going to sleep now.  Must BOLO tomorrow for evil woman trying to crate my pups and stuff!

Too much Fiber ..in her diet ? ::MonkeyLaugh::

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Who here is old enough to remember this song... and the ever present dumb Shindig-style go-go dancers in the background (that was the music video style back in the day)?  When this song came out, I thought it was the most romantic song I'd ever heard and I was all of eleven years old at the time. Very into teen idols of the day.

http://www.youtube.com/v/xIkUiD8N81k&hl=en&fs=1

Me!!!  I met them and many others (Mamas and Papas, The Righteous Brothers, Beach Boys) etc etc.  I had a non paying job for the newspaper to take photos and interview all the acts that came to town - fun times.  I will show you pictures some time!!!

Have I ever said how much I love being a Monkey??  What I love even more than being a Monkey is the sheer fact that we do not have to stoop as low as some other places and create what apears to be an online version of a slam-book.

See kids, this is what happens when your education does not reach past the 3rd grade.

Juvenile does not even begin to cover it.  What a thread of wacko's! 

What I find even more amazing is the same people who write about and claim to hate SM, read here every damn day....MUST SUCK to realize no one gives a damn what you think or say. 

Only word that comes to mind is PATHETIC!

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Dolce, who is a thread of wackos? Who hates and talks bad about SM? JSM is very nosy, please forgive me if it isn't any of my business. TIA JSM

Hi mytime. Can I say your Easter Bonnet is hawt!! I just wanted to say hey to you. You are one of my many favourite monkeys.

So...............Michigan 29, Oklahoma 30.....Know who likes Michigan??? Know who loves Oklahoma!!!!  oh yeah, bring that!!!!

JSM my Skipper friend I shall send you a nanner!

Dolce I will tell you what upsets me.  Poster A and B post beside each other for 4 years.  They share ideas, they share emails, pics of grand children, puppies, life stories, etc.  Then one day poster A moves to another forum.  Poster B starts picking at poster A on the forum.  Then suddenly all of the things they have gleaned about each other is brought out in the fourms.   Do we want to see a pic of poster B in her red nickers??   No.  I can understand a little healthy picking at one and other, but not the all out hate!!!!

  ::MonkeyCool:: A1 like OU, Boo I guess likes Michigan?

JSM likes Notre Dame, they played Lacrosse here today. ND is going down hill without a paddle, when they are good a lacrosse and hockey.  ::MonkeyWaa::

Awww Thank you JSM!!  That is so nice of you to say!!!  CBB created my new Easter oufit - she is one talented little Monkey Boop!!   ::MonkeyWink::

I feel so pretty!! lalalalala  LOL

::MonkeyDance::  GOOD POST A1!

Please keep the red nickers pic to yourself...no one needs to be subject to that sort of torture!

Nope not Boo.

Um...hmmm...GO GATORS!   ::MonkeyHaHa::

I also like your orchid and the bunny. CBB is talented.

Um, not SeaSearcher, MGOBlue, maybe?

She sure is!!  Did you see the one with the bird pecking at my head!!   ::MonkeyShocked::  Those night monkeys can so mean!!   ::MonkeyHaHa:: ::MonkeyHaHa::

Yes that bird made me laugh. I love it when you have jewels on. Such a classy lady like monkey you are!

there are two set in stone and basic rules ive learned on the net in the 11 years ive been online. they are still as universally observed today as the were in 98 and they are:

1 - dont type in all caps all the time.

2 - dont ever post pics of other peoples kids, grandkids or other relatives.


2 is lower than low and despite the general air of 'anything goes on the net', that alone is sure to get you universally condemned. ::MonkeyNoNo::

Well, the people A1 is referring to have not only gone against rule #2, but they have taken it upon themselves to stalk some SM member's children, leave threatening phone calls and voice mails..and driveby's from what I understand.

All because they were banned....Wa Wa!!

and ya, what dulce said. ::MonkeyHaHa::

should have quoted her too, sorry...im spazin.  ::MonkeyConfused::

Where I went to high school, Bo Diddley's daughter was in my class and I think she got her Daddy to help get some of the biggest acts at the time to give free concerts at our school. Her last name was McDaniels or something like that.

Anyway, I was an art major and I was - ahem - "teacher's pet" of the Art Production teacher who would show me the list of art projects that needed doing and let me have first pick so naturally, I grabbed all the poster projects for the rock n' roll acts because that gave me what amounted to a backstage pass so I could supervise the set decoration, etc.

I still have a huge eight foot by four foot poster rolled up in a closet somewhere that was autographed by Bo Diddley and the members of his band. It was the backdrop for his free concert. I did all the backdrops but had to share the work with two other students for the concerts given by the Sunshine Company and Cannibal and the Headhunters. I got the Sunshine Company's autographs but the other students ran off with the Cannibal poster.

Speaking of going to extremes and in the good old days of the 60's before Homeland Security would have made this impossible, I was in a mob of teenage girls who greeted the arrival of Billy J. Kramer ("Bad to Me" and "Little Children") at LAX. It was blasted on KRLA radio for days ahead of time so there were hundreds of girls there.

My mother drove me and my little brother and best friend to LAX then stood far back from the fringes of the mob and watched the chartered plane taxi up and Billy J. Kramer get escorted down a ladder-ramp whatever you call those thing sthat go right up to the plane door. He was going to bypass the mob. He thought.

I guess the area where we teenage girls were all waiting kept him hidden from us. My little brother ran up and told me Billy J Kramer had snuck off the plane then he took off. Then some girls found a way down and outside and the guy in charge of the plane allowed some of us to run up onto the plane, down the aisle and to actually see the little room-ette where Billy J Kramer had been sitting. We were not allowed to linger or touch anything so it was a quick glimpse then back into the terminal again. That would never happen today.

So then there was a shout that Billy had been spotted leaving the terminal and was at the passenger pick-up zone out front so the mob raced to see him just as his limo was pulling away and my brother was jumping back up on the curb with Billy J Kramer's newspaper in his hand. He presented it to me and I was the envy of all those girls. I kept it for years but don't know where it is now.

My little brother figured out for himself that Billy J Kramer would be trying to make a quick exit out of there so he raced outside to the front and was the only one there who was interested in Billy J Kramer when he walked by - and he was only interested in him because of me.

I once got to stand backstage at the Hollywood Bowl when the Royal Ballet (from England) was performing there. I could have had the most close-up view ever of Rudolph Nureyev but I barely knew he was there since I had a big crush on one of the principal dancers (my best friend, whose Dad was pals with the ballet director, also was crazy about this guy who was much too old for us 14 yr olds). We were competing for his attention and he must have been laughing his ass off at us. He thought it was pretty funny to give us a tour of ballet dancers in various stages of undress and preparations, especially the guys in tights. Somehow, he thought it was cute to let us be embarrassed to be surrounded by near-naked men. Maybe he was trying to teach us a lesson. They used to all hang out around my best friend's swimming pool and it made me mad that English guys could get very tan with no sunburn and I couldn't get a tan to save my life and I was a native California girl.

http://www.youtube.com/v/tIYbBA7U7hg&hl=en&fs=1

are you serious?? stalking is a crime and the cops dont look kindly at that, plus they look at folks who take it from the net to real life as disturbed and dangerous individuals. im not saying that to slam anyone, its a cold hard fact.

Hello Peanut!  We missed you last night.  We figured you must have a life. ::MonkeyHaHa:: ::MonkeyWink::

haha dont be funny jackie...what a dreadful rumor! ::MonkeyHaHa::

Oldies, that is a great story!!!!  I will have to call my cousin.  I have tried to get the pictures and stories from her for years, but she will not let me take them out of her site.

Yes Peanut, I am serious.

Stalking is a crime, however Cyber Stalking is not yet a recognized offense in a lot of states.  The law is slowly catching up to technology.  You should always report cyber stalking though to the authorities, even if the laws have not been passed in your state, because you atleast have a dated record.  Once the laws go into effect, which many states are set to put them into place this year, you have a case already building and a foundation of incidents set in place to help get some action and help.

the really stupid part is that any valid point anyone might bring up, im speaking in generalizations now, will inevitable either be lost or overlooked when people choose to engage in such behaviors. so why would anyone behave that way unless their message is significantly less important than their egos. ::MonkeyNoNo::

Hi KC Rock....I use to call you KC Federline   ::MonkeyHaHa::

cyber stalking is one thing, carrying it over to real life is another. 'theoretically' one can always turn off the computer.

You hit the nail on the head...its nothing but an all out internet pee pee war!  Funny thing is, they are the only ones playin the game!   ::MonkeyHaHa::

I can't turn off my computer... many of my friends live in there!!!   ::MonkeyHaHa::

haha thats why i said 'theoretically'! ::MonkeyWink::

im not making light of it, i consider it to be a serious and potentially dangerous offense. i really dont understand why people who claim to have only honorable motives would ever do any such things.

i should zip it, you summed it up for me. its an internet pissing match.

carrying it to such lengths tho is a bit disturbing.

Those are the key words!!!  Hi Peanut!!!!!   ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance::

Too busy for us last night??   ::MonkeyEek:: ::MonkeyEek::

hey mt! ::MonkeyDance::

course not, i hadnt gone to bed the night before and passed out watching a movie. so i guess, ya i busy snoring haha. ::MonkeyTongue::

Hee Hee, the Sooners are showing the Wolferines how to play round ball, got your bracket ready, Steel????

You are absolutely right!

::MonkeyHaHa::

 ::MonkeyEek:: ::MonkeyNoNo::

 ::MonkeyDance:: Hi Dolce ::MonkeyDance::

 ::MonkeyShocked:: ::MonkeyShocked::

eh hum............what is the  ::MonkeyShocked:: look?  Better be about the bird pecking at my head!!   ::MonkeyWink::

And they SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, the Oklahoma Sooners will be going to the Sweet Sixteen,  Oh baby, let's dance!!!!!!

PT leaves tomorrow for a business trip!!  Won't be until Wednesday!!  I must admit, I am really going to miss him!!   ::MonkeyEek:: ::MonkeyEek::

Of course, it won't be nearly as much fun being on my computer without knowing it is driving him crazy!!   ::MonkeyHaHa:: ::MonkeyHaHa::

 ::MonkeyHaHa::

  ::MonkeyWaa:: So Steel was the secret answer. JSM was wrong. AGAIN  ::MonkeyDance::

For our daughter it will be  Sofia Rose.

Boys name still undecided, however the middle name will be Riley as it is a mix of my father's name and my husband's fathers name.

I do not find that amusing one bit!  As a matter of fact, it borders on CyberStalking!

::MonkeyLaugh::

Aw...::HUGS::

BUMPED!  To make clear that I was just kidding.  Props to the Sooners!  I hope they win it all.  Being from Michigan and living in Texas, you know I have to root for anything OK!

brandon riley has kind of a nice ring to it...tough without a lastno, i do not want to know dulce last name. just makes it a bit harder is all. name.

gah!  ::MonkeyConfused::

Aw, so sorry to hear of your tough break there Steel...  ::MonkeyHaHa::

Oh Dolce - that was way harsh!

..

One of my grand daughters' name is Sophia Elizabeth...called Sophie...
love that name...good choice Dolce...

love the name Riley as well....very cute names....

Brandon is a very good choice! 

My husband said "Noah Riley"....I gave him a look and said "Doesn't that sound a bit familiar?" ...
Of course he said "No?"
So I had to school him ER style with "Noah WILEY?"
...he said "Oh, no can't be named something close to a pantz"

LOL  ...again...MEN!

Dolce...do you like the names Mason or Jackson? those are both popular names for boys now it seems..

Aw I am sorry Steel.  Not everyone can live in Florida I know!   ::MonkeyTongue::

Charles Daniel has a nice ring to it!

Thanks!  Its been an agrivating process...never thought it would be, but it is!

Mason is good choice too (yes I am writing down Mason and Brandon)...Jackson has a bad memory attached to it, so no go.  (Not an Ex)

::MonkeyHaHa::  Actually Charles (Charley) is the "ley" part of Riley. 

But tommorrow, I will root for Texas!!!!  My compter is ARCHING!!!!  Right by the power cord, this cant be good, but then there is the chance of seeing those firemen again!!!!!  CBB!

A1 likes the name Charlie a lot.

BECAREFUL!!!!!!!!!   Hot fireman or not...

haha! no worries, they give you the birth certificate in the hospital so unless he stays with you 24/7 you can fill it out any way you choose. ::MonkeyTongue::

Uh huh.... I am watching you Miss Kitty!   ::MonkeyHaHa::

::MonkeyHaHa::
I am going to keep the tid bit tip under my hat.

Honestly if he had it his way our son would be named
Michael Jordan Ben Rothlesburger Dolce

I can feel it Dolce.

...Just so you know I am not 100% mean I did offer as my pick for a boys name  "Jordan Riley", but he has yet to ok my choice. 

The deal was he would name our son and I would name our daughter, as long as one of the names (first or middle) had sentimental meaning. 

I have to go eat dinner.  Rm is watching Grease for the 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th time.  I know what the players are doing without even being in the room!!!!!

 ::MonkeyLaugh::

Now, hold on a sec I gotta get the garden hose for aid in this fire hazzard.   ::MonkeyHaHa::
When was the last time you updated your fire extinguishers woman?!  Maybe we need that fireman after all!

I love Grease....... "Your the one that I want...ooh oooh oooh"

ya we used family names as middle names too. jordan riley has a nice ring to it too.

 ::MonkeyDance::  Movie Time!! 

Transporter 3 .... will let you know if its worth the click at Netflix!

A1 I left you something fun in the Fashion Forum "Spring 2009"   ::MonkeyTongue::

im trying this again, i figure just cause it doesnt show up in the preview doesnt necessarily mean its a bust. well thats what im hoping anyway. ::MonkeyWink::


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUL7U-HhPvI

That sounds better than Jack Daniel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUL7U-HhPvI&feature=related

Peanut, what's with the blank look??   ::MonkeyHaHa::

beats me boo, i cant figure out why its not loading up. ::MonkeyConfused::

Dolce, I think Riley Joseph sounds really good.

Here is the story as to why I love the name Josef.

My daddy was born premature, my Grandmother was out of it, but had always wanted my him to be named Ronald Joseph. Since they were Catholic and thought my Dad was not going to make it once he was born, they asked my great Aunt the name of the baby (my Grand dad was in Korea in the war) She told the priest RONALD GENE, so they baptisted my Dad and the birth certificate said RONALD GENE.

My Grandmother was so pizzed. The reason my Aunt named him with the middle name Gene is because she had a boyfriend that ditched her two days before my Daddy was born named Joseph and she was not going to have her nephew with the same name. My Grandmother never forgave her sister for doing that.  ::MonkeyLaugh::

They took my dad home in a shoe box, he slept in a dresser drawer and grew up to be 6 feet 5 inches and get a football/baseball/basketball scholarship to college.

And that monkeys is why I love the name JOSEPH/JOSEF/JOSE, excluding Jose Baez.

 ::MonkeyHaHa:: ::MonkeyHaHa::

FUNNT STORY!!!   ::MonkeyDance::

me too! love it!

That is such a great story!!  ::MonkeyHaHa::
Personally, I think Dolce should name her boy Grissom. I like Grissom, cause CSI guy is hot and smart!!

I love that song!! I was just a baby, but my Mom had the radio on all the time. Then in the late 70's, 50/60's music was popular again and I remembered all the words to the songs!!   ::MonkeyHaHa::

haha thats such a cute story jsm. ::MonkeyHaHa::

Dolce - how about Smiley??  Smiley Riley Dolce!!   ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance::

http://www.youtube.com/v/ckbdLVX736U&hl=en&fs=1

geez it took me long enough to get it right. ::MonkeyNoNo::

 ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance::

Yeah!!  You did it!!!  ::MonkeyHaHa::

That is pretty.  We sing the chorus part as we walk into Church to be seated- al capella.

*curtseys*

dont bother throwing flowers, throw money intstead plzthankyou

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Somebody needs to get a box of tissues!!   ::MonkeyWaa:: ::MonkeyWaa:: ::MonkeyWaa::

I quit! I quit!!  I quit!!  I swear I quit but now I am using a fake proxy to read at a place I quit from!!   ::MonkeyWink::

"Do you even care for the truth or are you out just to spread lies and hate about good people?"  This was actually posted on a hate thread.......does hypocrisy have no boundaries??  Geesh, grow up and get a life!!   ::MonkeyNoNo::

P.S.   How thoughtful of you bothering Natalee's family with your tantrums!!  ::MonkeyConfused::

Hi MT & MD ::MonkeyWink::

I swear you weren't there a second ago, A1!  So Hello to you too! ::MonkeyDance::

Im broken

Dolce,

I think TRISTAN RILEY is nice for a little boy or KADEN RILEY.  Of course, Tristan and Kaden my two grandson's names. 

It is a very difficult decision to make.  Neither of my sons like their names, James and Brandon, so I told them I should have named them Son 1 and Son 2 until they were old enough to pick their own.   ::MonkeyHaHa::

When they are born and placed in your arms, you will know in your heart what is right. 

Hi Monkey friends and foes!!!   ::MonkeyWink::



 ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance::

 ::MonkeyEek:: ::MonkeyEek::

My back hurts

 ::MonkeyShocked::  OMG, I swear as I read this, I could hear your mother saying it!!  I am spending way too much time on the computer!!   ::MonkeyRoll::

 ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::

Speaking of...........How is MommyDearest??  ::MonkeyWink:: ::MonkeyHaHa::

Can you be fixed?!  (http://bestsmileys.com/working/3.gif)

I'm sorry you're broken, MD.

::MonkeyTongue:: ::MonkeyTongue:: ::MonkeyTongue::

 ::MonkeyHaHa:: ::MonkeyHaHa::

Ask your children, silly!!!! ::MonkeyWink::

????

Is Peanut shooting blanks???

 ::MonkeyConfused:: ::MonkeyConfused::

Muffy and Bearly!!!!  (What did you do MT?)

 ::MonkeyHaHa:: ::MonkeyHaHa::

What did Jake do now???

 ::MonkeyEek:: ::MonkeyEek::

Whatever do you mean...Miss KitKat!!  ::MonkeyTongue::

Just giving you a bad time - hug hug.

ahhhhhhhhh, Jake is mine!!  You would know that if you were ever here!!  But you are not - you are there!! But i am gald you are somewhere!!   ::MonkeyWink::

Who me? 

I didn't do nuss'in, really I didn't...

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What happened to MT???

 ::MonkeyEek:: ::MonkeyEek::

LOL  Question is.........what would you like to do??  I see that big bandaid for my mouth hidden behind you back!!   ::MonkeyWink::

Notttin!!  I am fine!! SEE  ::cartwheel:: ::cartwheel:: ::cartwheel:: ::cartwheel::

Oh you all, Darla has left a very heartbreaking prayer request in the prayer thread. 

I know Jake is yours.  I didn't know you were gald.  Is that like, you have gall...?

What is wrong, A1...burning laptop fumes getting to you?

 ::MonkeyNoNo:: ::MonkeyNoNo::

well........ok!!  LOL

I read here every day, as a matter of fact, you told me to post my desert request and I did, days ago.  I still haven't gotten it.  Who ate it?

 ::MonkeyNoNo:: ::MonkeyNoNo::

No, I am good Bearly if I can just keep this darn computer together for three more weeks.

Hi Monkeys....I just posted a Prayer Request from Island Monkey in the Prayer forum. Please check it out.

I read it Darla and my heart is breaking for all of them.

Moi??  Are you sure it was me and not CBB??  I make good brownies but the directions are right on the box!!   ::MonkeyRoll::

Monkey Doodle - are you still broken?

(oregano brownies)

 ::MonkeyLaugh::  Is there any other kind??  LOL  ::MonkeyWink::

You can get anything you want at My Time's Restaurant!

(Sung to the tune of Alice's Restaurant)

 ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::

Almost anything!!  ::MonkeyWink::

Soooo giving me the silent treatment, eh?

That just results in my posting pup photos!

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I like classic names for Dolce's twins, names that do not reflect a particular time, etc.

Michael Ian is nice for a boy and ANNA Elizabeth "Annabeth" is nice for a girl.

Oh.....he is so cute!!!!   I want more Yorkies pictures!!   ::MonkeyDance::

What a cute baby!!!  And youre couch is almost the same as mine.  I had to order the linen fabric from Demark!!!!  Nite nite you all - hugs all around!

That pup is a girl, MyTime.  Her name is Gracie!  See the PINK bandana?  Are you trying to give her gender issues?  Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 ::MonkeyLaugh::

She is gorgeous!!! 

Oh Dear, please offer her my sincerest apologies!!  And give her a little kiss for me too -right on the mouth!!   ::MonkeyWink::

HI!

Somebody wubbed me enough to come get me!!!    ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance:: ::cartwheel::

Yeah!!  You are here!!   ::cartwheel:: ::cartwheel:: ::cartwheel:: ::cartwheel:: ::cartwheel::

Hi CBB - I'm so glad you could make it!!

I'm just sitting here waiting on a kidney stone................

What are you guys doing?? HMMMM???

MyTime, for some reason my Yorkie photos never turn out as good as the Westies.  I think the colors throw me off and I am just no good at taking their photos.

I found a picture of Wammy in my emails!!   ::MonkeyWink::

Aint she purtty!!

(http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr118/tooconfused/mammy.jpg)

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/AnnaBlueSkies/Dogs%20of%20Mine/244175128lecapU_th.jpg)

This is Oscar.  He convinced the people who got him that he should be given a bottle!  And he was fourteen weeks old.  They bought it, however, so good on him I always say.

 ::MonkeyEek:: Couldn't you find something better to wait on? ::MonkeyTongue::  Hope you get to feeling better real soon!

::MonkeyShocked:: ::MonkeyShocked:: ::MonkeyShocked:: ::MonkeyShocked::

Do you have a strainer, CBB?  You got to have a strainer to know if you pass a kidney stone or not.

Ohhhh, I want him too!!  Yep, I say good for him, train your owners early on!!   ::MonkeyHaHa

Oh, I thought it was you who was getting a new laptop for my birthday!  I wonder who it was...

 :smt102 :smt102

It was you.  It was strawberry shortcake or chocolate cake or brownies or vanilla cake with chocolate icing or lemon meringue pie or carrot cake...are you losing it mytime?

 ::MonkeyEek:: ::MonkeyEek::

I have the same the problem!!!  I can never get a good picture!!  ::MonkeyWink::

Oh Bearly, I lost it a long time ago!!  ::MonkeyConfused::

 ::MonkeyShocked:: ::MonkeyShocked::

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/AnnaBlueSkies/Funny/21jtb9x_th.jpg)

Here she is all dressed up, MT!

Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but.....

Not mine, just a picture I found and thought cute.

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/AnnaBlueSkies/Funny/th46070bu3yhioalt.jpg)

 ::MonkeyShocked::

::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::

Purty.   ::MonkeyCool::

Does CBB really have a kidney stone ?

She probably does, Bud's Girl.  Not something many would joke about for fear of getting one.

 ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance::

(sorry - had to go tinkle  ::MonkeyWink:: )

CBB, drink lots of water, take pain meds and pee through a strainer. 

i dont know...she pulled a hit and run!  ::MonkeyWaa::
   

oh.  But the humor in here is so off-base sometimes, I wasn't sure and hadn't read back.  Course I'm a serious poster so I would never joke about such. 

hi everyone! ::MonkeyDance::

Maybe she is in the bathroom screaming.  That's what I would do.

 ::MonkeyShocked:: ::MonkeyWaa:: ::MonkeyShocked::

Me, either. 

At least not my OWN kidney stone. 

i can vouch for that. bg is very pc as well.

My son had one twice - exactly a year apart.  Ever see a grown man lay down on the floor of an emergercy room and writhe in pain?  It was awful. 

I love it!! 

Here is my puppy - it was so cute!!  Another bad picture though!!   ::MonkeyWink::

(http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr118/tooconfused/Picture007.jpg)

I'm back!! Did you all try to get rid of me???   ::MonkeyShocked::

Mytime.................. your scooter ran over the plug!!     ::MonkeyNoNo::

Actually, I have.  Many times.  LOL, possibly even caused it a few times.  I studied nursing about a hundred years ago.  But yeah, kidney stones do hurt. 

pc = pretty cute.  Thank you, peanut !

cbb, are you ok??

Since when?????   ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::

No, this is the second one I've had in about 2 months. I got through the first one, and I'll get through this one. Valium kitty's bottle is empty though!   ::MonkeyHaHa::

You caused a grown man to writhe in pain?  We gotta hear this !

No, we were worried about you.

MyTime often tells me she and everybody else is going to bed, goodnight!  Then in the morning, I read back and see it was just a trick to get ME to go to bed and a grand time was had by all after I left!

bet you would  ::MonkeyLaugh:: if it was the EvilX???   ::MonkeyRoll::

you are cute indeed, but it was mean as pc = pee concious

I think that is a good photo!  They are just hard to take picture of.  If you ever get the color right, they will make expressions like you are trying to crate train them!

 ::MonkeyShocked::

We need a Monkey alert.................. I've had the same experience, Anna!
Can we sue?

 ::MonkeyHaHa::    She got that trick from Janet.   Takes her a few tries before she really means it.

 ::MonkeyShocked::

Am I going to need a new attorney??   ::MonkeyRoll::

False, I tell you false allegations!!!!!!!!!!   ::MonkeyTongue::

I very well might do just that very thing.

 ::MonkeyHaHa::

I thought you just had one, I am so sorry, CBB!!!  I am here yelling for you, does that help?

 ::MonkeyEek::

My handcuffs have NOTHING to do with this!!!

Mytime, I think I found your honeymoon picture.

 ::MonkeyShocked::  That makes two!!  No comment!!   ::MonkeyWink::

(wish I could crate train you)

What happened with all the videos you posted earlier?

Well, not intentionally.  Just the usual collateral damage nursing students incur.  Exploding a few veins trying to draw blood, inserting male catheters, once had a guy so muscular was like trying to give injection into a wall, bent the needle.

owchiewawas cbb, thats terrible...i hope it passes ( in both senses ) very soon!

I can hardly wait!!   ::MonkeyRoll::

Oh, I'm doing it for the whole block!   ::MonkeyHaHa::

Actually, it comes and goes. I'm OK, and I have help with a phone call!  ::MonkeyWink:: It got really bad, but eased. My lower back hurts a lot but I know that as long as I can pee.......... blood and all, I'm not in danger.  ::MonkeyWink::

i thought the time was the charm, dont tell me noone else could see it?!

 ::MonkeyShocked::     

CBB, aren't you a nurse, too?  Not sure where I got that idea.  But thought that you were.

^third time

::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance::

Woah, I gotta hear about this one, the catheter broke???

Now, now!  I said it was a good photo.  I didn't mean yours, just Yorkies in general are hard to photograph.  Most of the better photos I have are ones other people took of my pups after they got them.

You said this is the second one .... Did you have the first one analyzed to see what caused it ?

Nope, but I'm sure you got the idea because I have a Rural Health Medical Clinic. In this case, that's better. Physicians work for me, so they'll come a runnin if I call!   ::MonkeyHaHa::   ::MonkeyWink::

                      (http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww286/Moxxatm/Random%20funny/2279680476_d6c3506c35.jpg?t=1237698031)

 ::MonkeyDance:: Bring 'em on!! ::MonkeyDance::

No, no nothing like that.  Men are just such wimps they always act like you are killing them.  Haven't you noticed?

 ::MonkeyEek::

No? Should I have? I flushed it!

She just likes to play Doctor!!  And yes he is a real DR!!!   ::MonkeyRoll:: ::MonkeyWink::

Well, it may be time to call!  I hope you do have some meds.

 ::MonkeyShocked::
If a man was so "muscular" that he broke a catheter................... do you have his number?

oh yeah, the dr can send it to a lab and they can tell you if caused by not enough hydration, etc. 

That's why you have to use the strainer!  You save it and they can tell what is causing them. 

 ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::

Mean monkeys..........all of you!!  I am telling!!   ::MonkeyWink::

When I tried to see it, it said video no longer available, but now it is back... ::MonkeyConfused:: ::MonkeyConfused:: ::MonkeyConfused::

You guys are scaring me................  The one a couple of months ago gave me heck for about 8 hours, but I didn't even know what it was. I thought I had thrown my back out. Then I pee'd blood and the pain was gone. I didn't even tell anybody until it was over..............

If that had happened, you can bet I'd have his number  ::MonkeyDance::


but it was needle in injection that bent, not catheter.  Nothing broke.

That's another bird attack, MyTime!


 ::MonkeyShocked::

My email to Klaas -

Dear Klaas - the night monkeys are being very mean to me!!  Can you please ask them to stop??   ::MonkeyEek::

Klaas' response - Mytime, No need to worry, I will make it wasy for you - you will not be posting anymore!!   ::MonkeyHaHa::

BANNED!!!!!   ::MonkeyShocked::

OK. Why didn't John tell me to do that???

Just wait til I get hold of him..............    :smt075

I asked first... ::MonkeyTongue:: ::MonkeyTongue::

oh great, i wonder what i screwed up this time? *sighs*

I have heard that happens sometimes and something about tattletales but not sure what it was now.

 ::MonkeyShocked:: ::MonkeyShocked::  I just told on them!!   ::MonkeyRoll::

 ::MonkeyDance:: I'm so Thankful the pain has not diminished your sense of humor! ::MonkeyHaHa::

Yeah! And Part time is holding her for the bird, too!

He's treating you like family.  I wouldn't put up with it!  They always ignore their families like that.

No need to be scared, just save this one, k?

Like if that happened, I'd share with either one of you!

HA!

I'm so glad the valium is probably helping it!   ::MonkeyTongue:: John keeps saying valium is not a pain killer, and I keep saying it doesn't reduce the pain, but it makes me not care it's hurting!   ::MonkeyWink::

I guess sleeping with a Dr is not all that is cracked up to be!!   ::MonkeyWink:

Bring a catheter with you, that will show him... ::MonkeyNoNo:: ::MonkeyNoNo::

Not you, puddy... ::MonkeyCool::

Might depend on the doctor.  They're not all the same or so I have heard.

 ::MonkeyTongue::

I just told PT about the assaults I have to endure!!  He raised his eyebrows, kissed me and said goodnight.........my little troublemaker!!   ::MonkeyShocked::

Really??   ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance::

 ::MonkeyShocked::

Sounds like there was more than enough to go around...

 ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance::

Or tell him you are going to draw blood from under his clavicle and to hold still. 


 ::MonkeyHaHa::

At least he kissed you  ::MonkeyHaHa::  My hubby says he collect warbirds.  He has a Yak and a spitfire.  I'm the spitfire   ::MonkeyShocked::

good...itd be a pleasant change for it to not be my fault! ::MonkeyHaHa::

             (http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/Bearlyhere/busted.jpg)

He just doesn't know that you can STING him!

I think Anna and I belong to the same club.................    ::MonkeyHaHa::

I'll call Dr. Greene if I need somebody. I'll show him!  After that, I'm fresh out............... they're the only two I have!   ::MonkeyHaHa::

Two Nurse Practitioners beyond that and an RN. That should get me through tomorrow!   ::MonkeyHaHa:: 

Seriously, I'm OK right now.

(http://bestsmileys.com/insects/4.gif) 

The bird and the bee...

 ::MonkeyWink::

Oh, call them ALL!  I mean you're awake, right?  Why should they be sleeping?


 ::MonkeyCool::

I'm taking notes.............. draw blood from under................. what's a clavicle?   ::MonkeyEek::

 ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance:: 

 ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::


MUFFY!!! I see you buzzing around!!  It's Springtime! You're a happy little bee!   ::MonkeyDance::

Collarbone. . . what did you think it was???


 ::MonkeyShocked::

ooooooohhhhhh!!  So cute!!  Me not the kitty!!  LOL  ::MonkeyWink::

Are we allowed to talk about that in here?

 ::MonkeyShocked::

Well, we were talking catheters a moment ago and she does have a stone...it was an honest mistake.    ::MonkeyRoll:: 

Hey CBB.  Yes it's definitely springtime. My home is under attack by birds!  I've had a male cardinal pecking at the weather stripping around my windows, and flying at them with it's feet.  And this ladder back woodpecker tapping on the windows.  Crazy things...

Not sure it has ever stopped us before!!   ::MonkeyWink:: 

Poor CBB just has to do a lot of edits!!   ::MonkeyHaHa::

 ::MonkeyHaHa:: Well, I was wondering if I could substitute testicle, if that tells you how little I knew about it!   ::MonkeyTongue::

Don't worry, CBB and Muffy are here, they can delete it.   ::MonkeyTongue::

YEAH!!! I've had a cardinal at the front door tapping at the brass kickplate for days now! WTH???

Maybe you can get the birds to go after the armadillos!!!   ::MonkeyWink::

The squirrels are making my dogs nuts which has a trickle down effect!!    ::MonkeyWink::

I had an attack hummingbird for two years in row, Muffy.  It would dive bomb me when I went in the back yard.  Very aggessive and I was afraid it would get tangle in my hair and stab me with that beak thing them have!  I don't like them and everybody I know tries to get them to come to their feeders, etc.

Look like giant bees to me.

It's the male birds, they see their reflection and like it so much, they think it's another bird.  Human males aren't much smarter.

Of course you can!!   ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance::  Not a problem at all!!   ::MonkeyWink::

HA, FREAKING HA, Bearly!!!

My hands are rough from carrying the edit baton in here. I'm passing off to you tonight. Muffy's busy buzzing............ it's springtime!

Muffy's turn when hibernation season arrives!   ::MonkeyTongue::

Now you know how mytime feels... ::MonkeyCool::

I have seen them do that with the side mirror on my car.  They think it is another male in their territory and are trying to chase him away!

 ::MonkeyShocked::

 ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance::

Oh, and I found out it's squirrels that are tearing up my cushions on the lawn furniture and pulling the stuffing out for nests, not to mention the deer eating my plants, the armadillos digging up the lawn.  Hey, it's one big smorgasborg here at the Bee house.  We're all about nature... ::MonkeyHaHa::

Don't you mean freaky?

In that case, this thread will be closed in 10 seconds...

It might not be a bad idea if this thread could self-destruct by morning,

 ::MonkeyTongue::

I'll be sure and tell him you said so..................   ::MonkeyRoll::

Muffy, I don't have Armidillos but I sympathize with the deer problem. I can't keep a flower........ and I can't tell you how many times I answered the d#@*N door before I figured out it was that bird! It's bright red, so it is a male....   ::MonkeyNoNo::

 ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::

You poor thing!!  I think you might have to tent your house and yard!!  ::MonkeyHaHa::

SCROLLIN, SCROLLIN, SCROLLIN................

Oh no, I would freaky out for sure!!   ::MonkeyWink::  I might have to get PT to come on and say a word or too!  ::MonkeyWink::

 ::MonkeyLaugh::

I'm freaky out! I'm freaky out!!!   ::MonkeyDance:: ::cartwheel:: ::MonkeyDance:: ::cartwheel::

WAIT! Did you all see the post this morning about the SPAM???   ::MonkeyLaugh::

I'll find it............

Dear Mods - this is PT!!   ::MonkeyWink::

That would be the day!!   He still calls it Crazy Monkeys!!   ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance::

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/crazybabyborgs/express/LOL.gif)

I wonder who this could be??  I think she is an admin at another site!!   ::MonkeyWink::

(http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr118/tooconfused/grumpy-old-woman_CHA053.jpg)

MT, and these are the site members


(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/AnnaBlueSkies/Funny/thzombies.jpg)

Thats too small but it's zombies.

BG and Peanut - you are being too quiet!!  Are you on Haleigh too??  This is mytime!!   ::MonkeyWink::  I don't ask for much!!   ::MonkeyWink::

Dear Mods,

I want these bird attacks on My Time stopped immediately.  Cease and desist immediately or there will be consequences.

Sincerely,

PT

No this is Spammy - (http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr118/tooconfused/mammy.jpg)   ::MonkeyWink::

 ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::

Oh.

Well in that case.............

Has mytime been eating pizza again???   ::MonkeyNoNo:: ::MonkeyNoNo::

 ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance:: ::MonkeyDance::

Thank you PT!!   (http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr118/tooconfused/monkeykiss.gif)

 ::MonkeyEek:: :smt103

WHOAH.......................  that gave me whiplash..............

nope, i swore off of that thread til there is some actual news released about her personally.

im playing catchup on natalees.

Do you always look possessed when you're in love?

We have such great role models!!   ::MonkeyWink:: ::MonkeyWink::

Why don't you just force us to smoke some "oregano" too!!  ::MonkeyEek:: ::MonkeyEek::

(http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr118/tooconfused/smileys.gif)

Can you please do that on yourtime!!  TIA   ::MonkeyWink::

ohhmm...take a deep breath there sybil mt pt!

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/AnnaBlueSkies/Funny/thprod_314_8905.gif)

Oh yeah, right, uh-huh........................

let me twist your arm...............   :roll:

I'll have to fish it out of the stash first, but then I'll be glad to twist it.   :roll:

 ::MonkeyLaugh::

 ::MonkeyHaHa::

sure, mytime is yourtime!  ::MonkeyConfused::

Wait, PT, wasn't that you holding mytime's arms back while that bird attacked her.   ::MonkeyNoNo:: ::MonkeyNoNo::

The abuse I have to endure!!  To think, I was thinking of running for Monkey of the Month!!   ::MonkeyWink::

Start now. We'll let you know when you have arrived.    ::MonkeyCool::

 ::MonkeyHaHa::

well...running would be the key word here! ::MonkeyWink::

Thank you!!  Jackie is obsessing fooling with her computer!!   ::MonkeyConfused::

PT, back away from the cage.  We are armed and we know where your clavicle is...

 ::MonkeyEek:: ::MonkeyEek::

My fav to read about is another poster who is alway "sitting at her computer crying" about something she has read on SM.  Once saw that two times on one page!   Man, that's a lot of crying!  They got meds for that!

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/AnnaBlueSkies/Funny/hjpgpcff.jpg)

 ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::

I can't breathe................ ROFLMAO!!!!!

 ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::

 ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::

CBB and Peanut!!!   ::MonkeyNoNo:: ::MonkeyNoNo::

                    (http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/Bearlyhere/laughingmonkeys.jpg)

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/AnnaBlueSkies/Funny/ththuntitled36.jpg)


And I just like this pix for some reason.

 ::MonkeyHaHa::

Going to go look for a movie and try to get some sleep. 

Goodnite, you monkeys!  Don't stay up all night!

CBB and KITTY:   HIGH FIVE!!!!

 ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh:: ::MonkeyLaugh::

 ::MonkeyEek:: I wonder where the levitating couch is tonight?

Night Anna!! We'll miss you but rest well!