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« on: March 26, 2007, 07:31:57 PM »
Here's a poem a male friend emailed me:

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my  behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best  friend.
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2007, 10:58:24 PM »
ROFL IBE!  Love it!  Laughing
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2007, 01:41:19 AM »
BT has a man like you have described.
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