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« on: April 02, 2007, 09:24:40 PM »

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
 
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
 
The next morning they went to the beach
dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.  
 
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned.
 
How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!

Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
 
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
 
Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.
 
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady."

"Yes, Father?"
 
"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
 
She replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen."
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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2007, 10:22:16 PM »

Good one lol

Here is one along the same genre...must be the Easter season bringing it out lol

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as
well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi,
and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an
altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"
"4 months vacation and five good leads."
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2007, 10:32:07 PM »

Shocked  LOL!
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2007, 12:08:38 PM »

those were awesome Laughing
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2007, 08:05:49 PM »

Funny funny funny!!! Laughing
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