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« on: April 05, 2007, 08:11:14 AM »

Got this in an email. Couldn't resist posting it here. Have fun with it.

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
So,,,,,,,,,,,,,

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of  your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
 
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pan ts
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2007, 09:16:18 AM »

Funny


Cheesey PottySprinkles
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2007, 10:16:13 AM »

I'm not posting mine  Laughing  Laughing way too embarrassing
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2007, 10:22:27 AM »

Snickle Chicken Lips  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2007, 10:40:46 AM »

Anita van der Sloot:

dorky potty brains

Paulus:

dipsy potty brains

Joran:

dorfus potty brains

   
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2007, 11:00:01 AM »

crusty chickenbutt......ewwww!!!  Laughing
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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2007, 11:05:38 AM »

Snooty PottyDoodle

How appropriate is that?  Laughing  Laughing
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2007, 11:13:56 AM »

2NJ  LMAO  Seems that fate makes sure you have "potty" around you. You picked a perfect avi   Laughing


Oh here is my name  LOL I got the "potty" part too   Laughing
sloopy potty shorts
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2007, 11:31:13 AM »

Yap, I love this!

Thanks so much for posting it.  Very Happy
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2007, 11:59:11 AM »

Laughing I just bet BT did mine and is laughing like crazy  Laughing

NJSons - that is way too uncanny  Shocked  Laughing

hey this is Joe T's - crusty dippin face



 Laughing  Cool  Laughing
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2007, 12:08:58 PM »

Quote from: "nonesuche"
Laughing I just bet BT did mine and is laughing like crazy  Laughing

NJSons - that is way too uncanny  Shocked  Laughing

hey this is Joe T's - crusty dippin face



 Laughing  Cool  Laughing


OMG! I just did yours and I really can't stop laughing.  Laughing

There are some mental pictures that are just more graphic than others, aren't there? LOL

Love,
Chicken Lips  Laughing
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2007, 12:10:48 PM »

I sent this to Easy and he sent me back his new name: Funky Dippinhumperdinck.  He says the Dippin-Humperdincks have always been quite distinguished.  Laughing
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2007, 12:44:31 PM »

Quote from: nonesuche
I'm not posting mine  Laughing  Laughing way too embarrassing[/]


   You win!!!


DH and I become

Snickle and Sloopy Hamsterdoodle
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2007, 04:32:53 PM »

Embarassed  Mine is Dumbo DippinDoodle    Shocked
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« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2007, 04:34:14 PM »

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crusty chickenbutt......ewwww!!!  Laughing


  ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2007, 04:37:45 PM »

Sleezy Bubblelips??? Shocked  Laughing  ROFLMAO!
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« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2007, 04:46:36 PM »

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Sleezy Bubblelips??? Shocked  Laughing  ROFLMAO!


  LMAO Kimmy!!  This is hilarious!
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« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2007, 05:04:00 PM »

Renho:

boobie chicken dunkin


Sounds bout right to me   Laughing
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« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2007, 05:29:19 PM »

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Embarassed  Mine is Dumbo DippinDoodle    Shocked


Aren't the DippinDoodles related to the HamsterDoodles? Once removed?

Maybe we're cousins  Laughing


What a treat yapperz1! Thanks.
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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2007, 05:39:18 PM »

Quote from: "sharon"
Quote from: "Angiex911dsptchr"
Embarassed  Mine is Dumbo DippinDoodle    Shocked


Aren't the DippinDoodles related to the HamsterDoodles? Once removed?

Maybe we're cousins  Laughing


What a treat yapperz1! Thanks.


LMAO Sharon!  We be related  Wink
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