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yapperz1
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April 05, 2007, 08:11:14 AM »
Got this in an email. Couldn't resist posting it here. Have fun with it.
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
So,,,,,,,,,,,,,
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pan ts
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
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MsVada
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April 05, 2007, 09:16:18 AM »
Funny
Cheesey PottySprinkles
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nonesuche
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April 05, 2007, 10:16:13 AM »
I'm not posting mine
way too embarrassing
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BTgirl
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April 05, 2007, 10:22:27 AM »
Snickle Chicken Lips
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yapperz1
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April 05, 2007, 10:40:46 AM »
Anita van der Sloot:
dorky potty brains
Paulus:
dipsy potty brains
Joran:
dorfus potty brains
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Marlee
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April 05, 2007, 11:00:01 AM »
crusty chickenbutt......ewwww!!!
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2NJSons_Mom
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April 05, 2007, 11:05:38 AM »
Snooty PottyDoodle
How appropriate is that?
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yapperz1
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April 05, 2007, 11:13:56 AM »
2NJ LMAO Seems that fate makes sure you have "potty" around you. You picked a perfect avi
Oh here is my name LOL I got the "potty" part too
sloopy potty shorts
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BTgirl
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April 05, 2007, 11:31:13 AM »
Yap, I love this!
Thanks so much for posting it.
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nonesuche
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April 05, 2007, 11:59:11 AM »
I just bet BT did mine and is laughing like crazy
NJSons - that is way too uncanny
hey this is Joe T's - crusty dippin face
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BTgirl
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April 05, 2007, 12:08:58 PM »
Quote from: "nonesuche"
I just bet BT did mine and is laughing like crazy
NJSons - that is way too uncanny
hey this is Joe T's - crusty dippin face
OMG! I just did yours and I really can't stop laughing.
There are some mental pictures that are just more graphic than others, aren't there? LOL
Love,
Chicken Lips
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BTgirl
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April 05, 2007, 12:10:48 PM »
I sent this to Easy and he sent me back his new name: Funky Dippinhumperdinck. He says the Dippin-Humperdincks have always been quite distinguished.
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sharon
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April 05, 2007, 12:44:31 PM »
Quote from: nonesuche
I'm not posting mine
way too embarrassing[/]
You win!!!
DH and I become
Snickle and Sloopy Hamsterdoodle
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Angiex911dsptchr
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April 05, 2007, 04:32:53 PM »
Mine is Dumbo DippinDoodle
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April 05, 2007, 04:34:14 PM »
Quote from: "Marlee"
crusty chickenbutt......ewwww!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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Kimmy53
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April 05, 2007, 04:37:45 PM »
Sleezy Bubblelips???
ROFLMAO!
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April 05, 2007, 04:46:36 PM »
Quote from: "Kimmy53"
Sleezy Bubblelips???
ROFLMAO!
LMAO Kimmy!! This is hilarious!
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yapperz1
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April 05, 2007, 05:04:00 PM »
Renho:
boobie chicken dunkin
Sounds bout right to me
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sharon
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April 05, 2007, 05:29:19 PM »
Quote from: "Angiex911dsptchr"
Mine is Dumbo DippinDoodle
Aren't the DippinDoodles related to the HamsterDoodles? Once removed?
Maybe we're cousins
What a treat yapperz1! Thanks.
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Angiex911dsptchr
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April 05, 2007, 05:39:18 PM »
Quote from: "sharon"
Quote from: "Angiex911dsptchr"
Mine is Dumbo DippinDoodle
Aren't the DippinDoodles related to the HamsterDoodles? Once removed?
Maybe we're cousins
What a treat yapperz1! Thanks.
LMAO Sharon! We be related
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