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« Reply #320 on: May 14, 2007, 09:52:34 PM »

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O/T but I assume the story of the bank robbery here in the Birmingham area made the national news.

I used the ATM at that bank branch Saturday afternoon, and go by there often although I don't have an account there. I didn't know any of the employees. 2 of the tellers were killed (one was pregnant) and a third is very critically injured.

Some of the tortures my fellow menfolk in here have referenced at times, seem quite appropriate for the human garbage that did this. I have a few ideas of my own.


SB, I have not heard.  One of my son's old flames was a general manager, working at Cumberland to ge ther law degree at a bank there.  What bank was it?  Now I am concerned, because I really wanted her to be my DIL worse than he did.


Wachovia Bank in Bessemer. The bank manager was briefly taken hostage but she got away because the criminal slipped on the curb and fell, and as she fell also and they had a little separation (he had been holding a gun to her head) the cops shot him. They didn't shoot him enough though, even if the shot he took was in the groin area.
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« Reply #321 on: May 14, 2007, 09:52:36 PM »

Back in the "old days" when I was about 16.......

My best friend and I went to the shopping mall one weekend.  The restrooms at this mall were behind the stores down a long hall.  We headed off the the restrooms and each went into a stall.  Well, someone came into the ladys room.  It turned out to be a guy with his pants unzipped.  He tried to crawl under my stall and get to me.

Back in those days the pointy toed patten leather shoes were "in" and that's what I was wearing.  I didn't scream, I didn't hollar..what I did was kick the shit out of his face with my pointy toed shoes.  He ran off  Laughing

We went to the mall security guard but he really couldn't do anything since I really didn't get a good look at him except for his bloody face  Laughing  He probably worked in one of the stores.

Moral of this story...don't mess with me  Laughing  Laughing
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« Reply #322 on: May 14, 2007, 09:52:54 PM »

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MF Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 8:03 pm    
Re: Jealousy: A Family

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So, if he is so adored by you, what do you think about his latest effort to have Julia Renfro work for him? He wants her to be part of his newspaper even offered her double. He needs her....


EASY - I was going to ask you about this.  What are the chances?


Slim, but possible.  Most importantly, she can’t write in Papiamento and her background is not conducive toward political situations, labor movements and hard news in general.  However, it is being checked out.
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« Reply #323 on: May 14, 2007, 09:52:54 PM »

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« Reply #324 on: May 14, 2007, 09:53:04 PM »

Klaasend, we are all gathering round... waiting... tap tap   tap tap  
And this beter not be a gurl gide story !! !
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« Reply #325 on: May 14, 2007, 09:53:33 PM »

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You guys want to hear a story about something that happened to me when I was 16?

Sure... Is that when your compulsion for running out to stores started?  Laughing



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« Reply #326 on: May 14, 2007, 09:54:08 PM »

Kat_Gram - just posted it above, lol  Laughing
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« Reply #327 on: May 14, 2007, 09:54:18 PM »

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ANGIE!!!  Good thing you showed up and I didn't have to fly accross country to kick your butt  Laughing



 Very Happy  Very Happy  it would cost you a mint in gas to drive to PA.. and I dont want a sore butt!  LOL  Wink


Not for me, I'm closer!! lol



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« Reply #328 on: May 14, 2007, 09:54:46 PM »

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Back in the "old days" when I was about 16.......

My best friend and I went to the shopping mall one weekend.  The restrooms at this mall were behind the stores down a long hall.  We headed off the the restrooms and each went into a stall.  Well, someone came into the ladys room.  It turned out to be a guy with his pants unzipped.  He tried to crawl under my stall and get to me.

Back in those days the pointy toed patten leather shoes were "in" and that's what I was wearing.  I didn't scream, I didn't hollar..what I did was kick the shit out of his face with my pointy toed shoes.  He ran off  Laughing

We went to the mall security guard but he really couldn't do anything since I really didn't get a good look at him except for his bloody face  Laughing  He probably worked in one of the stores.

Moral of this story...don't mess with me  Laughing  Laughing


yikes

im really skkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeered NOW  Shocked
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« Reply #329 on: May 14, 2007, 09:55:13 PM »

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Back in the "old days" when I was about 16.......

My best friend and I went to the shopping mall one weekend.  The restrooms at this mall were behind the stores down a long hall.  We headed off the the restrooms and each went into a stall.  Well, someone came into the ladys room.  It turned out to be a guy with his pants unzipped.  He tried to crawl under my stall and get to me.

Back in those days the pointy toed patten leather shoes were "in" and that's what I was wearing.  I didn't scream, I didn't hollar..what I did was kick the shit out of his face with my pointy toed shoes.  He ran off  Laughing

We went to the mall security guard but he really couldn't do anything since I really didn't get a good look at him except for his bloody face  Laughing  He probably worked in one of the stores.

Moral of this story...don't mess with me  Laughing  Laughing


Yikes!!!! Laughing
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« Reply #330 on: May 14, 2007, 09:55:32 PM »

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Back in the "old days" when I was about 16.......

My best friend and I went to the shopping mall one weekend.  The restrooms at this mall were behind the stores down a long hall.  We headed off the the restrooms and each went into a stall.  Well, someone came into the ladys room.  It turned out to be a guy with his pants unzipped.  He tried to crawl under my stall and get to me.

Back in those days the pointy toed patten leather shoes were "in" and that's what I was wearing.  I didn't scream, I didn't hollar..what I did was kick the shit out of his face with my pointy toed shoes.  He ran off  Laughing

We went to the mall security guard but he really couldn't do anything since I really didn't get a good look at him except for his bloody face  Laughing  He probably worked in one of the stores.

Moral of this story...don't mess with me  Laughing  Laughing


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« Reply #331 on: May 14, 2007, 09:55:51 PM »

Let that be a lesson to you guys, LOLOLOL  Laughing
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« Reply #332 on: May 14, 2007, 09:56:05 PM »

heres the story about the dude I went to school with that cut up his old lady.  He claimed she was missing in the beginning, very bizaar story....

http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/99999999/NEWS04/70303004&template=theme&theme=TARAGRANT2007
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« Reply #333 on: May 14, 2007, 09:56:25 PM »

Dirty Harry and Klaasend... a dynamic duo ! !
Glad it wasn't a story about the guide cookies getting burnt and Klassend saying Oh Drat in church !
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« Reply #334 on: May 14, 2007, 09:57:22 PM »

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heres the story about the dude I went to school with that cut up his old lady.  He claimed she was missing in the beginning, very bizaar story....

http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/99999999/NEWS04/70303004&template=theme&theme=TARAGRANT2007


Geeze, you went to school with him?  What was he like in school?
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« Reply #335 on: May 14, 2007, 09:57:31 PM »

Sounds like those size 5's can do some damage, Klass!  Wink

How guys can do such stupid stuff I will never know. He had to have realized he was never going to crawl under a stall fast enough... that he was vulnerable...

I am not as knowledgeable about those "techniques" as some are but I have always thought that a woman's pointed shoes could be a formidable weapon indeed, in many imaginable circumstances.   Wink
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« Reply #336 on: May 14, 2007, 09:57:35 PM »

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Back in the "old days" when I was about 16.......

My best friend and I went to the shopping mall one weekend.  The restrooms at this mall were behind the stores down a long hall.  We headed off the the restrooms and each went into a stall.  Well, someone came into the ladys room.  It turned out to be a guy with his pants unzipped.  He tried to crawl under my stall and get to me.

Back in those days the pointy toed patten leather shoes were "in" and that's what I was wearing.  I didn't scream, I didn't hollar..what I did was kick the shit out of his face with my pointy toed shoes.  He ran off  Laughing

We went to the mall security guard but he really couldn't do anything since I really didn't get a good look at him except for his bloody face  Laughing  He probably worked in one of the stores.

Moral of this story...don't mess with me  Laughing  Laughing



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« Reply #337 on: May 14, 2007, 09:57:50 PM »

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Let that be a lesson to you guys, LOLOLOL  Laughing


Well I was taking a gals husband in handcuffs to my police car, she called about him, as I was putting him in she clocked me with the heel of her high heel shoe, cut me for 8 stitches.
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« Reply #338 on: May 14, 2007, 09:58:56 PM »

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heres the story about the dude I went to school with that cut up his old lady.  He claimed she was missing in the beginning, very bizaar story....

http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/99999999/NEWS04/70303004&template=theme&theme=TARAGRANT2007


 What a sicko creep Blah.  Evil or Very Mad
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« Reply #339 on: May 14, 2007, 09:59:42 PM »

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MF Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 8:03 pm    
Re: Jealousy: A Family

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So, if he is so adored by you, what do you think about his latest effort to have Julia Renfro work for him? He wants her to be part of his newspaper even offered her double. He needs her....


EASY - I was going to ask you about this.  What are the chances?


Slim, but possible.  Most importantly, she can’t write in Papiamento and her background is not conducive toward political situations, labor movements and hard news in general.  However, it is being checked out.


Maybe Jossy needs someone to cover the escort services or something.
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