Lively Case Discussion #623 5/17 - 5/19/2007

[klaasend]

what do you name your child after portapotty sex,Johnny

 

[nonesuche]

Easy      


Klaas did he really? too funny      

[San]

When I was 18, I went away to school and had my very first apartment.  That place is a whole nother story, so I will skim over that quickly.  

One night I decided I wanted to make some homemade French fries.  I had never done it before, but I had been half-ass observant when my mother or grandmother did so.  They would always fill a cast iron skillet about half full with vegetable oil, put a long kitchen match in the oil and heat until the match would light and quickly extinguish in the liquid.  I was certain of this procedure, but I got the sequence a little out of kilter.

I filled the skillet with oil, let it heat until smoke was rising and then I threw a kitchen match into the pan.  Kaboom!  Flames were going to the ceiling and I was frantic!  Then my next half-ass memory kicked in and I remembered not to put water on that kind of fire.  I grabbed a 5 pound bag of flour and threw it at the range.  Kaboom!  I created another explosion that would make a grain elevator proud!

With wet towels and a whole lot of prayer I finally got the blaze under control before the whole place went up in blazes.  But, my roaches refused to come back for two weeks!

   

[wreck]

When I was 18, I went away to school and had my very first apartment.  That place is a whole nother story, so I will skim over that quickly.  

One night I decided I wanted to make some homemade French fries.  I had never done it before, but I had been half-ass observant when my mother or grandmother did so.  They would always fill a cast iron skillet about half full with vegetable oil, put a long kitchen match in the oil and heat until the match would light and quickly extinguish in the liquid.  I was certain of this procedure, but I got the sequence a little out of kilter.

I filled the skillet with oil, let it heat until smoke was rising and then I threw a kitchen match into the pan.  Kaboom!  Flames were going to the ceiling and I was frantic!  Then my next half-ass memory kicked in and I remembered not to put water on that kind of fire.  I grabbed a 5 pound bag of flour and threw it at the range.  Kaboom!  I created another explosion that would make a grain elevator proud!

With wet towels and a whole lot of prayer I finally got the blaze under control before the whole place went up in blazes.  But, my roaches refused to come back for two weeks!

     

My mom used to have so many grease fires my dad had metal kitchen cabinets put in, lol  

Lesson #1 when cooking ------ the smoke detector is not to be used as your timer!

[yapperz1]

Glenda still hanging round the shitter I see.

Hiya Monkeys

[nonesuche]

Easy, my son called about a week ago to ask if you wrap baking potatoes with the shiny side of the aluminum foil facing inside or out?    

[San]

Glenda still hanging round the shitter I see.

Hiya Monkeys

Hi Yap.

[oldfart]

Easy

  Salt or Sugar but never flour on a fire  

Nones
Let me know when the specials are ready... I need to treat myself for once

[Easywriter]

Easy, my son called about a week ago to ask if you wrap baking potatoes with the shiny side of the aluminum foil facing inside or out?    

Been there; done that! lol lol

[Tiger]

none,how can i buy some of yor cookies.OF,you don't use flour to put out a grease fire,Roflmao.

[Kat_Gram]

Kat, can I assume you aren't blonde?

   

I am a blonde.
But my parents were not from China.

[Tiger]

mine weren't from China,but i ate Chinese last night,and tonight.i am sorry,I am still LOL.My father burned our garage up,taking care of leaves.

[oldfart]

Easy, my son called about a week ago to ask if you wrap baking potatoes with the shiny side of the aluminum foil facing inside or out?    

Ok..

What did Mom tell him  

[nonesuche]

OF I'll mail you some, I promise, putting it on my calendar now   I should have sample photos soon.

tiger if you email klaas she can send you a weblink, ok?  

Easy your stories just make me bust  

Kat, mine weren't chinese either and I'm blond too  

[Tylergal]

I bumped into a chum with a bottle of rum and ended drinking all night.I am a  Siberian Tiger,I like the cold.I had a thought,what if it was Val in the car,not freddy.that would explain a few things.I will drop jr's pace when I sober up and give her a good shake.My nightmare,anita dropping everything on arrest to make a statement.please no more talk of trots,my stomach isn't that strong tonight.I was having Chinese,and I had a Chinese,sorry

Hmmm, good reason for the Sloot legacy creators to defend and protect their own.  I suppose if Val was not dragged into this, Deepak is wondering why is Satish.  Val was doing the virtual pilot site, right?  Who else was on the computer, Paulus or Val?  More than one warm body was on that computer.  Some lurking for sex, some for soccer and others trying to find bifrons and reason for needing them.

[nonesuche]

Easy, my son called about a week ago to ask if you wrap baking potatoes with the shiny side of the aluminum foil facing inside or out?    

Ok..

What did Mom tell him  

Mom tried real hard not to laugh OF  

[igsigs]

LOL @ Momma Fro

On *Where is Glenda* thread Siddalee explains that Julia is busy with a *life of her own*. I think she meant to say Glenda. Edit pending.

[Tylergal]

Easy, my son called about a week ago to ask if you wrap baking potatoes with the shiny side of the aluminum foil facing inside or out?    

Well, I am interested to know what you told him.

[klaasend]

none,how can i buy some of yor cookies.OF,you don't use flour to put out a grease fire,Roflmao.

Tiger - check your email  

[klaasend]

LOL @ Momma Fro

On *Where is Glenda* thread Siddalee explains that Julia is busy with a *life of her own*. I think she meant to say Glenda. Edit pending.

ROFLMAO