JSM's BEGGING FOR BANNING #28 8/23/11 - 10/24/11

[Tevye]

Well said Bearly - or she can pamper me.

Such a guy! Always gotta make it about you (she said lovingly, but not in *that* kind of love, more like a brotherly love...ok JSM? ) And you know half us ladies here were laughing and thinking the same darn thing! 

[CasuallyCool]

Okay I am trying to find a picture of Josef for his coffin to email the vet. I think if they can do it, I want to use the avatar that Brandi made instead of a picture. Hope that's okay with you Brandi. 

...and on the opposite side they can have the pic of you with the knot on your head when Joe cracked it open a week before the wedding.

[Bearlyhere]

For JSM and all monkeys in need...

Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KFAa40kZ30&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Sent from my iPhone

 

[Brandi]

Okay I am trying to find a picture of Josef for his coffin to email the vet. I think if they can do it, I want to use the avatar that Brandi made instead of a picture. Hope that's okay with you Brandi. 

Absolutely.

 

[joesamas mama]

Tip-toeing in here to offer my sympathy to JSM who has faced what everyone who has beloved pets has to face, making the hardest decision we have to make, but it is the last kindest thing we can do for them.

St Francis of Assisi is the patron saint of animals and I know his angels watch over all our pets until we can reunite with them over the rainbow bridge.

  Thank you Tibrogargan, I really am humbled that you posted and please don't tip toe through here. I really appreciate your kind words of sympathy. I know you are from Australia so it makes me even happier that my Josef had a sort of connection to Australia. Being the ACD that he was.

St Francis sits at my bedside table and I think he was watching out for my Josef that night and let me know he was suffering and in pain.

  Thank You!!

[joesamas mama]

Well said Bearly - or she can pamper me.

Such a guy! Always gotta make it about you (she said lovingly, but not in *that* kind of love, more like a brotherly love...ok JSM? ) And you know half us ladies here were laughing and thinking the same darn thing! 

     

[theboyzmom]

Well said Bearly - or she can pamper me.

Gotta get to Chicago first CC 

I think you should come next Monday, Tues and Wed - I will be down there and we can have a girls gone wild party. CC would like that! 

[joesamas mama]

Okay I am trying to find a picture of Josef for his coffin to email the vet. I think if they can do it, I want to use the avatar that Brandi made instead of a picture. Hope that's okay with you Brandi. 

...and on the opposite side they can have the pic of you with the knot on your head when Joe cracked it open a week before the wedding.

  Wasn't his fault, it was the storms. I just tripped in the dark. I still leave the light on even when he isn't here.

[joesamas mama]

For JSM and all monkeys in need...

Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KFAa40kZ30&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Sent from my iPhone

 

  Kinda made me cry.

[joesamas mama]

Okay I am trying to find a picture of Josef for his coffin to email the vet. I think if they can do it, I want to use the avatar that Brandi made instead of a picture. Hope that's okay with you Brandi. 

Absolutely.

 

Thank you Brandi, I have been looking at pictures tonight and your avatar is what I really want. 

[joesamas mama]

Well said Bearly - or she can pamper me.

Gotta get to Chicago first CC 

I think you should come next Monday, Tues and Wed - I will be down there and we can have a girls gone wild party. CC would like that! 

Trying to get there on Wednesday I think, flying stand by so Lord knows when I will get there. CC would love a girls gone wild party, especially with the monkeys. He loves to meet monkey chicks, just as Babs and Greeneyes. 

[Tevye]

Well said Bearly - or she can pamper me.

Gotta get to Chicago first CC 

I think you should come next Monday, Tues and Wed - I will be down there and we can have a girls gone wild party. CC would like that! 

Trying to get there on Wednesday I think, flying stand by so Lord knows when I will get there. CC would love a girls gone wild party, especially with the monkeys. He loves to meet monkey chicks, just as Babs and Greeneyes. 

Who always used to write my professors and tell them why my paper would be late? Trimmy? Well, now you can write to "Dear Mister Prosecuting Attorney, you legal assistant is required to attend a child support clinic (well, we;ll talk about kids, and I'll tell ya'll my tricks for getting reluctant fathers to play along) and office security (I NEED bulletproof glass) and other REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF! I'l drive down.

sorry bout spelling, got home at 5:30 and was canning peaches by six. Not my usual relaxing evening. So how long does it take to bounce back from breast cancer? Could it be because I'm missing one of the bouncy things? Or maybe I just need to train. ick, sounds like work! So, ya, I really need a few days in Chi town to relax. State street, baby!

[BabsKats]

Well said Bearly - or she can pamper me.

Gotta get to Chicago first CC 

I think you should come next Monday, Tues and Wed - I will be down there and we can have a girls gone wild party. CC would like that! 

Trying to get there on Wednesday I think, flying stand by so Lord knows when I will get there. CC would love a girls gone wild party, especially with the monkeys. He loves to meet monkey chicks, just as Babs and Greeneyes. 

Got that right JSM, I have such a great time when we meet up,  CC you are such a character, believe me fellow monkeys - they are such fun to be around & you never know what CC will come up with     

[cookie]

JSM..I sent you an email...did you get it? 

[ZooMomology]

Ok - monks - let's get a conspiracy here.  Let's find out JSM's address and put the cutest sweetest dog/pup on her doorstep with a note on it.  Ring the bell and RUN!!

What will JSM do?? 

(We can hide in the bushes and film her when she finds it!!)  ha ha

      That's sweet Caddy. I have a feeling a certain PetLodge manager has someone scoping out heelers at shelters right now. 

I was gonna suggest that when you next see that hunk of a man, CC, you and he could perhaps just go to a pet shop and look.  I know you will adopt from a shelter, but a walk through a pet shop with sloppy puppies and kitties never hurt anybody. 

I was reading an article about that lady who was in a wrong way head on collision and 8 people died in the accident, 3 of which were her sister's kids, all girls, nieces.  The sister lost her 3 children that day.  She is now pregnant.  I am sure she is not trying to replace her lost children, just trying to ease her pain some.  She went through in-vitro to get pregnant and is due soon. 

[ZooMomology]

Okay I am trying to find a picture of Josef for his coffin to email the vet. I think if they can do it, I want to use the avatar that Brandi made instead of a picture. Hope that's okay with you Brandi. 

Great idea.  Brandi has outdone herself on your avatar. 

[ZooMomology]

Well said Bearly - or she can pamper me.

Gotta get to Chicago first CC 

And he should be pampering you this time.  CC will have to wait till next time to be pampered. 

[ZooMomology]

Bearly, not good enough for somebody?  He deserves more?    What?  Come on, you cannot possibly believe that.  Men do not stay around if they do not want to be with you.  He wants to be with you and you need to not think he deserves more than you.  I do not know the man or you really, cept what I read on here, but give the man some credit to know exactly what he deserves.  YOU!!   

[Bearlyhere]

Bearly, not good enough for somebody?  He deserves more?    What?  Come on, you cannot possibly believe that.  Men do not stay around if they do not want to be with you.  He wants to be with you and you need to not think he deserves more than you.  I do not know the man or you really, cept what I read on here, but give the man some credit to know exactly what he deserves.  YOU!!   

Thanks, Zoo.  I have just not been feeling well.

 

[trimmonthelake]

Well said Bearly - or she can pamper me.

Gotta get to Chicago first CC 

I think you should come next Monday, Tues and Wed - I will be down there and we can have a girls gone wild party. CC would like that! 

Trying to get there on Wednesday I think, flying stand by so Lord knows when I will get there. CC would love a girls gone wild party, especially with the monkeys. He loves to meet monkey chicks, just as Babs and Greeneyes. 

Who always used to write my professors and tell them why my paper would be late? Trimmy? Well, now you can write to "Dear Mister Prosecuting Attorney, you legal assistant is required to attend a child support clinic (well, we;ll talk about kids, and I'll tell ya'll my tricks for getting reluctant fathers to play along) and office security (I NEED bulletproof glass) and other REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF! I'l drive down.

sorry bout spelling, got home at 5:30 and was canning peaches by six. Not my usual relaxing evening. So how long does it take to bounce back from breast cancer? Could it be because I'm missing one of the bouncy things? Or maybe I just need to train. ick, sounds like work! So, ya, I really need a few days in Chi town to relax. State street, baby!

Dear Mister Prosecuting Attorney,
Please allow Sister Tevye Bob to attend the upcoming child support clinic.
As you know she is one of your most knowledgeable employees in this legal field.She is hard working,and is willing to sacrifice her time to educate,evaluate,and offer suggestions in this highly unappreciated arm of the law.
Also note that in today's stress filled environment I feel office security and bullet proof glass would be most beneficial in her area office due to the fact that her red cowboy boots have been her only line of defense.
It has been determined that she can kick 3,342 azzes before they need to be resoled.
I will be willing to comp the personal jet,ciggies and drinks free of charge for her trip.
Thanks for you time(throws fairy dust,and gives the wink)
Trimmy. 

PS,Tevye could really use a moderately sized pink gemstone studded Sheriff's badge too. 
Now i must have coffee.