JSM's BEGGING FOR BANNING #28 8/23/11 - 10/24/11

[Tevye]

Well said Bearly - or she can pamper me.

Gotta get to Chicago first CC 

I think you should come next Monday, Tues and Wed - I will be down there and we can have a girls gone wild party. CC would like that! 

Trying to get there on Wednesday I think, flying stand by so Lord knows when I will get there. CC would love a girls gone wild party, especially with the monkeys. He loves to meet monkey chicks, just as Babs and Greeneyes. 

Who always used to write my professors and tell them why my paper would be late? Trimmy? Well, now you can write to "Dear Mister Prosecuting Attorney, you legal assistant is required to attend a child support clinic (well, we;ll talk about kids, and I'll tell ya'll my tricks for getting reluctant fathers to play along) and office security (I NEED bulletproof glass) and other REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF! I'l drive down.

sorry bout spelling, got home at 5:30 and was canning peaches by six. Not my usual relaxing evening. So how long does it take to bounce back from breast cancer? Could it be because I'm missing one of the bouncy things? Or maybe I just need to train. ick, sounds like work! So, ya, I really need a few days in Chi town to relax. State street, baby!

Dear Mister Prosecuting Attorney,
Please allow Sister Tevye Bob to attend the upcoming child support clinic.
As you know she is one of your most knowledgeable employees in this legal field.She is hard working,and is willing to sacrifice her time to educate,evaluate,and offer suggestions in this highly unappreciated arm of the law.
Also note that in today's stress filled environment I feel office security and bullet proof glass would be most beneficial in her area office due to the fact that her red cowboy boots have been her only line of defense.
It has been determined that she can kick 3,342 azzes before they need to be resoled.
I will be willing to comp the personal jet,ciggies and drinks free of charge for her trip.
Thanks for you time(throws fairy dust,and gives the wink)
Trimmy. 

PS,Tevye could really use a moderately sized pink gemstone studded Sheriff's badge too. 
Now i must have coffee. 

LOLOLOL! Even hubby laughed at that! Thanks, Trimm, you always write the BEST notes!

[CasuallyCool]

JSM - you forgot that I met our wedding crasher Bearly in person besides GE and Babs, and two others in Irving and Chicago who don't post.

Final interview with Cook County in four hours. If none of them pan out I'm moving to Texas and trying out for the role of the replacement Josef.

[theboyzmom]

JSM - you forgot that I met our wedding crasher Bearly in person besides GE and Babs, and two others in Irving and Chicago who don't post.

Final interview with Cook County in four hours. If none of them pan out I'm moving to Texas and trying out for the role of the replacement Josef.

That will be fun - a leash and a whip!

[trimmonthelake]

JSM - you forgot that I met our wedding crasher Bearly in person besides GE and Babs, and two others in Irving and Chicago who don't post.

Final interview with Cook County in four hours. If none of them pan out I'm moving to Texas and trying out for the role of the replacement Josef.

That will be fun - a leash and a whip!

   

[trimmonthelake]

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[cookie]

JSM - you forgot that I met our wedding crasher Bearly in person besides GE and Babs, and two others in Irving and Chicago who don't post.

Final interview with Cook County in four hours. If none of them pan out I'm moving to Texas and trying out for the role of the replacement Josef.

That will be fun - a leash and a whip!

lol,,,good one!

CC..not sure which one I would want to happen but I am leaning towards you moving to Texas..but good luck on your interview just in case..

[can]

JSM - Though my words are few, I continue to think of you.  Your pain is palpable, I can feel it.  Though there is nothing anyone can do to mend your broken heart, I am thankful for the love that surrounds you. It's everywhere. 

You radiate love and compassion and in comes back to you in spades.  Even from the angel lady in Mass the other morning.

Guess I just want to say, your grief is yours and the rawness of it will take as long as it takes.  Don't beat yourself up for that. 

You will remain in my thoughts and prayers.   
xoxo
 

[joesamas mama]

Well said Bearly - or she can pamper me.

Gotta get to Chicago first CC 

I think you should come next Monday, Tues and Wed - I will be down there and we can have a girls gone wild party. CC would like that! 

Trying to get there on Wednesday I think, flying stand by so Lord knows when I will get there. CC would love a girls gone wild party, especially with the monkeys. He loves to meet monkey chicks, just as Babs and Greeneyes. 

Who always used to write my professors and tell them why my paper would be late? Trimmy? Well, now you can write to "Dear Mister Prosecuting Attorney, you legal assistant is required to attend a child support clinic (well, we;ll talk about kids, and I'll tell ya'll my tricks for getting reluctant fathers to play along) and office security (I NEED bulletproof glass) and other REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF! I'l drive down.

sorry bout spelling, got home at 5:30 and was canning peaches by six. Not my usual relaxing evening. So how long does it take to bounce back from breast cancer? Could it be because I'm missing one of the bouncy things? Or maybe I just need to train. ick, sounds like work! So, ya, I really need a few days in Chi town to relax. State street, baby!

  Love it Tevye

[joesamas mama]

JSM..I sent you an email...did you get it? 

No I didn't Cookie Did you get mine the other night?

[joesamas mama]

Ok - monks - let's get a conspiracy here.  Let's find out JSM's address and put the cutest sweetest dog/pup on her doorstep with a note on it.  Ring the bell and RUN!!

What will JSM do?? 

(We can hide in the bushes and film her when she finds it!!)  ha ha

      That's sweet Caddy. I have a feeling a certain PetLodge manager has someone scoping out heelers at shelters right now. 

I was gonna suggest that when you next see that hunk of a man, CC, you and he could perhaps just go to a pet shop and look.  I know you will adopt from a shelter, but a walk through a pet shop with sloppy puppies and kitties never hurt anybody. 

I was reading an article about that lady who was in a wrong way head on collision and 8 people died in the accident, 3 of which were her sister's kids, all girls, nieces.  The sister lost her 3 children that day.  She is now pregnant.  I am sure she is not trying to replace her lost children, just trying to ease her pain some.  She went through in-vitro to get pregnant and is due soon. 

What a sad story Zoo, to lose children like that. I am so glad she is due soon. I am going to the PetLodge this Saturday to see my friends, hopefully that will make my pain go away a bit.

[joesamas mama]

Okay I am trying to find a picture of Josef for his coffin to email the vet. I think if they can do it, I want to use the avatar that Brandi made instead of a picture. Hope that's okay with you Brandi. 

Great idea.  Brandi has outdone herself on your avatar. 

  Yes, she has always outdone herself on Josef's avatars.

[can]

JSM - you forgot that I met our wedding crasher Bearly in person besides GE and Babs, and two others in Irving and Chicago who don't post.

Final interview with Cook County in four hours. If none of them pan out I'm moving to Texas and trying out for the role of the replacement Josef.

Good luck with final interview. 

[can]

Well said Bearly - or she can pamper me.

Gotta get to Chicago first CC 

I think you should come next Monday, Tues and Wed - I will be down there and we can have a girls gone wild party. CC would like that! 

Trying to get there on Wednesday I think, flying stand by so Lord knows when I will get there. CC would love a girls gone wild party, especially with the monkeys. He loves to meet monkey chicks, just as Babs and Greeneyes. 

Who always used to write my professors and tell them why my paper would be late? Trimmy? Well, now you can write to "Dear Mister Prosecuting Attorney, you legal assistant is required to attend a child support clinic (well, we;ll talk about kids, and I'll tell ya'll my tricks for getting reluctant fathers to play along) and office security (I NEED bulletproof glass) and other REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF! I'l drive down.

sorry bout spelling, got home at 5:30 and was canning peaches by six. Not my usual relaxing evening. So how long does it take to bounce back from breast cancer? Could it be because I'm missing one of the bouncy things? Or maybe I just need to train. ick, sounds like work! So, ya, I really need a few days in Chi town to relax. State street, baby!

Dear Mister Prosecuting Attorney,
Please allow Sister Tevye Bob to attend the upcoming child support clinic.
As you know she is one of your most knowledgeable employees in this legal field.She is hard working,and is willing to sacrifice her time to educate,evaluate,and offer suggestions in this highly unappreciated arm of the law.
Also note that in today's stress filled environment I feel office security and bullet proof glass would be most beneficial in her area office due to the fact that her red cowboy boots have been her only line of defense.
It has been determined that she can kick 3,342 azzes before they need to be resoled.
I will be willing to comp the personal jet,ciggies and drinks free of charge for her trip.
Thanks for you time(throws fairy dust,and gives the wink)
Trimmy. 

PS,Tevye could really use a moderately sized pink gemstone studded Sheriff's badge too. 
Now i must have coffee. 

too funny    !

[joesamas mama]

Bearly, not good enough for somebody?  He deserves more?    What?  Come on, you cannot possibly believe that.  Men do not stay around if they do not want to be with you.  He wants to be with you and you need to not think he deserves more than you.  I do not know the man or you really, cept what I read on here, but give the man some credit to know exactly what he deserves.  YOU!!   

Thanks, Zoo.  I have just not been feeling well.

 

  Bearly, prayed for you pain to cease at Mass today and that you deserve the man if he is deserving of you. You are a special gift from God that any man would and should cherish. Take it easy and know we are here for you. 

[joesamas mama]

JSM - Though my words are few, I continue to think of you.  Your pain is palpable, I can feel it.  Though there is nothing anyone can do to mend your broken heart, I am thankful for the love that surrounds you. It's everywhere. 

You radiate love and compassion and in comes back to you in spades.  Even from the angel lady in Mass the other morning.

Guess I just want to say, your grief is yours and the rawness of it will take as long as it takes.  Don't beat yourself up for that. 

You will remain in my thoughts and prayers.   
xoxo
 

  Thank you Can for the kind words, I try not to beat myself up, I saw the angel lady today at Mass and she sat by me. Thank you for keeping me in your thoughts and prayers. Love JSM 

[joesamas mama]

Well said Bearly - or she can pamper me.

Gotta get to Chicago first CC 

I think you should come next Monday, Tues and Wed - I will be down there and we can have a girls gone wild party. CC would like that! 

Trying to get there on Wednesday I think, flying stand by so Lord knows when I will get there. CC would love a girls gone wild party, especially with the monkeys. He loves to meet monkey chicks, just as Babs and Greeneyes. 

Who always used to write my professors and tell them why my paper would be late? Trimmy? Well, now you can write to "Dear Mister Prosecuting Attorney, you legal assistant is required to attend a child support clinic (well, we;ll talk about kids, and I'll tell ya'll my tricks for getting reluctant fathers to play along) and office security (I NEED bulletproof glass) and other REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF! I'l drive down.

sorry bout spelling, got home at 5:30 and was canning peaches by six. Not my usual relaxing evening. So how long does it take to bounce back from breast cancer? Could it be because I'm missing one of the bouncy things? Or maybe I just need to train. ick, sounds like work! So, ya, I really need a few days in Chi town to relax. State street, baby!

Dear Mister Prosecuting Attorney,
Please allow Sister Tevye Bob to attend the upcoming child support clinic.
As you know she is one of your most knowledgeable employees in this legal field.She is hard working,and is willing to sacrifice her time to educate,evaluate,and offer suggestions in this highly unappreciated arm of the law.
Also note that in today's stress filled environment I feel office security and bullet proof glass would be most beneficial in her area office due to the fact that her red cowboy boots have been her only line of defense.
It has been determined that she can kick 3,342 azzes before they need to be resoled.
I will be willing to comp the personal jet,ciggies and drinks free of charge for her trip.
Thanks for you time(throws fairy dust,and gives the wink)
Trimmy. 

PS,Tevye could really use a moderately sized pink gemstone studded Sheriff's badge too. 
Now i must have coffee. 

   

[joesamas mama]

JSM - you forgot that I met our wedding crasher Bearly in person besides GE and Babs, and two others in Irving and Chicago who don't post.

Final interview with Cook County in four hours. If none of them pan out I'm moving to Texas and trying out for the role of the replacement Josef.

  I didn't mean to leave out the wedding crasher I am looking forward to some day crashing her own wedding. 

Good luck today with the interview, you will do great!!!

[can]

JSM - Though my words are few, I continue to think of you.  Your pain is palpable, I can feel it.  Though there is nothing anyone can do to mend your broken heart, I am thankful for the love that surrounds you. It's everywhere. 

You radiate love and compassion and in comes back to you in spades.  Even from the angel lady in Mass the other morning.

Guess I just want to say, your grief is yours and the rawness of it will take as long as it takes.  Don't beat yourself up for that. 

You will remain in my thoughts and prayers.   
xoxo
 

  Thank you Can for the kind words, I try not to beat myself up, I saw the angel lady today at Mass and she sat by me. Thank you for keeping me in your thoughts and prayers. Love JSM 

my goodness - you saw angel lady again today - providence, is that what it's called?
  

[joesamas mama]

JSM - you forgot that I met our wedding crasher Bearly in person besides GE and Babs, and two others in Irving and Chicago who don't post.

Final interview with Cook County in four hours. If none of them pan out I'm moving to Texas and trying out for the role of the replacement Josef.

That will be fun - a leash and a whip!

      Leash and whip!!! Don't forget a muzzle   

[joesamas mama]

JSM - Though my words are few, I continue to think of you.  Your pain is palpable, I can feel it.  Though there is nothing anyone can do to mend your broken heart, I am thankful for the love that surrounds you. It's everywhere. 

You radiate love and compassion and in comes back to you in spades.  Even from the angel lady in Mass the other morning.

Guess I just want to say, your grief is yours and the rawness of it will take as long as it takes.  Don't beat yourself up for that. 

You will remain in my thoughts and prayers.   
xoxo
 

  Thank you Can for the kind words, I try not to beat myself up, I saw the angel lady today at Mass and she sat by me. Thank you for keeping me in your thoughts and prayers. Love JSM 

my goodness - you saw angel lady again today - providence, is that what it's called?
  

  Yes, I think it was providence, she walked in, saw me and sat by me. She brought me peace again this morning, if she is there Friday morning then I will know she is my guardian angel.