JSM's BEGGING FOR BANNING #29 10/24/11 -

[joesamas mama]

Hi CC............So your- maybe, could be, hopefully, perhaps gonna join us down here in the lonestar state by January   

     

[joesamas mama]

OMG
I got a call from a pastor at a local church asking if they could use one of my donks in the living nativity.  Picture the havoc that Hobbs could create ( sort of like a bull in a china shop ). I explained that none of mine would stand quietly for a couple of hours but I gave him the name of a lady that raises miniature donks that might be more suitable. Hobbs would mug the shepherds, steal the headwear off the 3 wise men and eat the hay in the manger and heaven help us when he starts braying with the choir.

How funny! I can so see it happening - and just think - the people playing Jesus and Mary would probably end up naked when he stole their outfits!  LOL

Didn't even think about that TBM!!!!!!!!!

Guess they would have to ad lib and go back to Genesis and start all over with Adam and Eve 

[joesamas mama]

Hope you all had a great day, I skated today. Coach has decided that besides my friend and I doing a duo of the battling Carmen's (1988 Katerina Witt/Debi Thomas) she has also decided we are going to skate in ADULT NATIONALS next October.  Not only that.... she has decided I need to learn pairs and she told her significant other he IS learning to skate pairs and I am his partner  He was like "okay", then "I have never worn figure skates in my life, only hockey skates". She called tonight to ask me a question, he said he wanted to talk to me. He asked "if we do this and go to the competition, do I have to wear sparkles?" Told him NO!!!!!!!!! I make fun of guys that wear sparkles, so he was happy. 

I am going to so mess with him, sending my coach pictures of outfits that are so over the top and let her tell him he is going to have to wear.    

Hopefully CC and I can be ready to Ice Dance by then, even just the willow waltz. I really want to ice dance with him. 

Prayers for you all, love ya JSM 

[Sister]

OMG
I got a call from a pastor at a local church asking if they could use one of my donks in the living nativity.  Picture the havoc that Hobbs could create ( sort of like a bull in a china shop ). I explained that none of mine would stand quietly for a couple of hours but I gave him the name of a lady that raises miniature donks that might be more suitable. Hobbs would mug the shepherds, steal the headwear off the 3 wise men and eat the hay in the manger and heaven help us when he starts braying with the choir.

I will always be on the lookout for a Hobbs in nativity scenes from henceforth.  I am laughing so hard!

[Sister]

OMG
I got a call from a pastor at a local church asking if they could use one of my donks in the living nativity.  Picture the havoc that Hobbs could create ( sort of like a bull in a china shop ). I explained that none of mine would stand quietly for a couple of hours but I gave him the name of a lady that raises miniature donks that might be more suitable. Hobbs would mug the shepherds, steal the headwear off the 3 wise men and eat the hay in the manger and heaven help us when he starts braying with the choir.

How funny! I can so see it happening - and just think - the people playing Jesus and Mary would probably end up naked when he stole their outfits!  LOL

Didn't even think about that TBM!!!!!!!!!

Guess they would have to ad lib and go back to Genesis and start all over with Adam and Eve 

[Sister]

Hope you all had a great day, I skated today. Coach has decided that besides my friend and I doing a duo of the battling Carmen's (1988 Katerina Witt/Debi Thomas) she has also decided we are going to skate in ADULT NATIONALS next October.  Not only that.... she has decided I need to learn pairs and she told her significant other he IS learning to skate pairs and I am his partner  He was like "okay", then "I have never worn figure skates in my life, only hockey skates". She called tonight to ask me a question, he said he wanted to talk to me. He asked "if we do this and go to the competition, do I have to wear sparkles?" Told him NO!!!!!!!!! I make fun of guys that wear sparkles, so he was happy. 

I am going to so mess with him, sending my coach pictures of outfits that are so over the top and let her tell him he is going to have to wear.    

Hopefully CC and I can be ready to Ice Dance by then, even just the willow waltz. I really want to ice dance with him. 

Prayers for you all, love ya JSM 

ok, going to start saving my money now so I can come watch!  How fun!

[BabsKats]

Hope you all had a great day, I skated today. Coach has decided that besides my friend and I doing a duo of the battling Carmen's (1988 Katerina Witt/Debi Thomas) she has also decided we are going to skate in ADULT NATIONALS next October.  Not only that.... she has decided I need to learn pairs and she told her significant other he IS learning to skate pairs and I am his partner  He was like "okay", then "I have never worn figure skates in my life, only hockey skates". She called tonight to ask me a question, he said he wanted to talk to me. He asked "if we do this and go to the competition, do I have to wear sparkles?" Told him NO!!!!!!!!! I make fun of guys that wear sparkles, so he was happy. 

I am going to so mess with him, sending my coach pictures of outfits that are so over the top and let her tell him he is going to have to wear.    

Hopefully CC and I can be ready to Ice Dance by then, even just the willow waltz. I really want to ice dance with him. 

Prayers for you all, love ya JSM 

ok, going to start saving my money now so I can come watch!  How fun!

Oh sister it would be great if you could come watch....JSM & CC are such a hoot to be around and when CC starts skating with JSM we will definitly need a bigger cheering section than just GE & I!  ........Oh my eyes......CC in sparkles!!!!

[Sister]

Have a great night Monkeys.. you are all in my prayers. tomorrow, finally I am cleared with the therapist to skate (like I listened to him), but I will do some jumps tomorrow.

I am thinking about "borrowing" my friend's blue heeler for a few days just to get use to a  dog in my life. Axel is fat and lazy but would kill anyone that would get between me and him. 
Yipes! that is scary!  Glad her dog is so protective!

  Prayers for you all. JSM

"Borrowing" Axel sounds like a really good idea JSM.

Good thing I didn't, because a guy that stalked my friend in the past called her tonight and she swears she saw him sitting down the street from her. She and her step daughter were all alone. Husband will be back later, she said Axel has been pacing all day and not leaving her side.  Glad he was there.

[Sister]

Peace be with all monkeys in need. JSM's sister found her a color wheel for her tree.  Wish I could be there to help her set it up.  Odds are saying that I'll be with her permanately in mid January.

As I am sure you know, sometimes the road we are headed on seems like it takes a detour and it turns out it wasn't a detour after all . . . but the way we were meant to go.

[Sister]

Have a great night Monkeys.. you are all in my prayers. tomorrow, finally I am cleared with the therapist to skate (like I listened to him), but I will do some jumps tomorrow.

I am thinking about "borrowing" my friend's blue heeler for a few days just to get use to a  dog in my life. Axel is fat and lazy but would kill anyone that would get between me and him. 
Yipes! that is scary!  Glad her dog is so protective!
  Prayers for you all. JSM

"Borrowing" Axel sounds like a really good idea JSM.

Good thing I didn't, because a guy that stalked my friend in the past called her tonight and she swears she saw him sitting down the street from her. She and her step daughter were all alone. Husband will be back later, she said Axel has been pacing all day and not leaving her side.  Glad he was there.

Sorry I got in your box.  Love and Prayers JSM

[trimmonthelake]

Just turned on the tv and the first thing I see is Jose Baez and Gary Giordano!
  STFU and go home.


Good Morning Monkeys.

[trimmonthelake]

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[Brandi]

Cadillac, your order is ready.

http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?topic=4314.msg1494039#msg1494039

[CasuallyCool]

Hi CC............So your- maybe, could be, hopefully, perhaps gonna join us down here in the lonestar state by January   

At first glance I thought you said lobster state. Hmmmmm

[CasuallyCool]

Peace be with all monkeys in need. JSM's sister found her a color wheel for her tree.  Wish I could be there to help her set it up.  Odds are saying that I'll be with her permanately in mid January.

As I am sure you know, sometimes the road we are headed on seems like it takes a detour and it turns out it wasn't a detour after all . . . but the way we were meant to go.

Well my detour is full of a bunch of rocky roads.

[Brandi]

Peace be with all monkeys in need. JSM's sister found her a color wheel for her tree.  Wish I could be there to help her set it up.  Odds are saying that I'll be with her permanately in mid January.

As I am sure you know, sometimes the road we are headed on seems like it takes a detour and it turns out it wasn't a detour after all . . . but the way we were meant to go.

Well my detour is full of a bunch of rocky roads.

When life hands you rocky roads ...make ice cream!

 

[4 Donks]

Peace be with all monkeys in need. JSM's sister found her a color wheel for her tree.  Wish I could be there to help her set it up.  Odds are saying that I'll be with her permanately in mid January.

As I am sure you know, sometimes the road we are headed on seems like it takes a detour and it turns out it wasn't a detour after all . . . but the way we were meant to go.

Well my detour is full of a bunch of rocky roads.

When life hands you rocky roads ...make ice cream!

 

 

[4 Donks]

Peace be with all monkeys in need. JSM's sister found her a color wheel for her tree.  Wish I could be there to help her set it up.  Odds are saying that I'll be with her permanately in mid January.

As I am sure you know, sometimes the road we are headed on seems like it takes a detour and it turns out it wasn't a detour after all . . . but the way we were meant to go.

Well my detour is full of a bunch of rocky roads.

When life hands you rocky roads ...make ice cream!

 

    

[cookie]

read all the posts...gonna hit the hey so will catch up with you all tomorrow..
love the Christmas trees and all Christmas stuff on here..
talk to you all soon!
went on a shopping weekend and tired now!

[Green Eyes]

Peace be with all monkeys in need. JSM's sister found her a color wheel for her tree.  Wish I could be there to help her set it up.  Odds are saying that I'll be with her permanately in mid January.

As I am sure you know, sometimes the road we are headed on seems like it takes a detour and it turns out it wasn't a detour after all . . . but the way we were meant to go.

Well my detour is full of a bunch of rocky roads.

When life hands you rocky roads ...make ice cream!

 

  Good one Brandi