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« on: June 13, 2005, 09:03:07 PM »
Associated Press- Disgusted at the snails pace development of the investigation regarding the Natalee Holloway's disappearance, Donald Rumsfeld has announced that an invasion of th island is imminent. Sounding rather vindictive, Rumsfeld warned that the invasion force will dwarf that of the Okinawa and Iwo Jima battles in the pacific, back in 1944. Although confident, military source have expressed concern since the Arubans posses top secret tactical weapons: (1) rabid wild roaming goats trained to attack on command (2) An extremely loud P.A. system that has the ability to play monotonous  Latin, Calypso, and Salsa music over and over, with the lead singer uttering unintelligeble jibberish; sure to make our troops run for cover.
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2005, 09:07:11 PM »
I take it this is humor?  

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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2005, 09:13:34 PM »
no, it's an attempt at dveloping telekinesis
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2005, 09:16:35 PM »
Booyakasha, I think I know precisely which song you're talking about. They should play THAT song to the boys over and over and over again. They would have folded a long time ago.

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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2005, 09:18:03 PM »
you know the songs...ariba abajo jibberish jibberish ariba qiero taco bell..etc etc
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2005, 09:20:07 PM »
Ay ay ay ay ay. Ariba abjo...
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2005, 10:52:07 PM »
Laughing LOLOLOLOL!!!!!




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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2005, 12:09:53 AM »
thanx I can breathe again
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