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« Reply #660 on: September 05, 2013, 05:54:10 AM »

Bearly, yes, that is a gun. Yes, I have a concealed carry permit. Yes, most days, I wear a gun to work. and yes, there are COYOTES AND BEARS out there!!!! It's a very remote-ish locale. But don't worry, when I have any of the grandkids with me, the gun is even more concealed...and disabled, to a point.

Now, I just have to grow 6 inches so I can reach to the top of the door so I can hang a shotgun up! Bears HATE shotguns... and so do druggies. My safety is my responsibility. I work with cops, I know how long the response time is (I live in the very tippy top of a large county....we don't get much po po out there.
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« Reply #661 on: September 05, 2013, 05:58:20 AM »

Bearly, yes, that is a gun. Yes, I have a concealed carry permit. Yes, most days, I wear a gun to work. and yes, there are COYOTES AND BEARS out there!!!! It's a very remote-ish locale. But don't worry, when I have any of the grandkids with me, the gun is even more concealed...and disabled, to a point.

Now, I just have to grow 6 inches so I can reach to the top of the door so I can hang a shotgun up! Bears HATE shotguns... and so do druggies. My safety is my responsibility. I work with cops, I know how long the response time is (I live in the very tippy top of a large county....we don't get much po po out there.

I wasn't upset about the gun.  I just don't want you to shoot me by accident.  I'll call ahead.

 

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« Reply #662 on: September 05, 2013, 07:58:37 AM »

Bearly, yes, that is a gun. Yes, I have a concealed carry permit. Yes, most days, I wear a gun to work. and yes, there are COYOTES AND BEARS out there!!!! It's a very remote-ish locale. But don't worry, when I have any of the grandkids with me, the gun is even more concealed...and disabled, to a point.

Now, I just have to grow 6 inches so I can reach to the top of the door so I can hang a shotgun up! Bears HATE shotguns... and so do druggies. My safety is my responsibility. I work with cops, I know how long the response time is (I live in the very tippy top of a large county....we don't get much po po out there.

Yea response times are not what they were even a few years ago. I am still waiting since last year for the police response to a b&e in progress . . . .
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« Reply #663 on: September 05, 2013, 08:03:52 AM »

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Trimmy, you look beautiful!

I had read this -- a true act of kindness!
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« Reply #664 on: September 05, 2013, 06:13:20 PM »

Afternoon Monkeys When I saw this I thought of you Trimm. 
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« Reply #665 on: September 06, 2013, 04:54:00 AM »

Bearly, yes, that is a gun. Yes, I have a concealed carry permit. Yes, most days, I wear a gun to work. and yes, there are COYOTES AND BEARS out there!!!! It's a very remote-ish locale. But don't worry, when I have any of the grandkids with me, the gun is even more concealed...and disabled, to a point.

Now, I just have to grow 6 inches so I can reach to the top of the door so I can hang a shotgun up! Bears HATE shotguns... and so do druggies. My safety is my responsibility. I work with cops, I know how long the response time is (I live in the very tippy top of a large county....we don't get much po po out there.

I wasn't upset about the gun.  I just don't want you to shoot me by accident.  I'll call ahead.

 


(But Bearly, ah gots no phone, no lectricity, no water, and no dog!) Don't worry, when I'm there, unless I'm outside, the gun is set to safety. And you would be welcome!
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« Reply #666 on: September 06, 2013, 04:56:34 AM »



Yea response times are not what they were even a few years ago. I am still waiting since last year for the police response to a b&e in progress . . . .

 
Have you named your B&Eers yet? Did they call their moms on their birthdays? Did they steal all the Christmas presents? If they've been there for a whole year, ya oughta just *hurt* them!   
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« Reply #667 on: September 06, 2013, 06:53:55 AM »



Yea response times are not what they were even a few years ago. I am still waiting since last year for the police response to a b&e in progress . . . .

 
Have you named your B&Eers yet? Did they call their moms on their birthdays? Did they steal all the Christmas presents? If they've been there for a whole year, ya oughta just *hurt* them!   

Well, he got tired of waiting for his free ride and room and left - but the cops did bust his get away car for DUI. No charges for him. I should send him a bill for the warning shot I gave him . . . .   
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« Reply #668 on: September 06, 2013, 01:44:26 PM »

Hey monkeys! 
Hope everyone is having a great day.My biscuit makers are worn out.America eats too much bread!  Monkey Devil!

Tevye,I was watching an old Dr.Who episode and saw him give his friend Greg a sip from a tea pot so he would feel better........must be the magic teapot!You need one for the cabin! 

Gonna read around a bit... 1:45 a.m. comes quick,it is almost bed time. 

Trimm, I am SO taking the magic tea pot with me when I move to the cabin! And maybe buy the Dr. Who series...I don't think I can afford cable. Hmmm...lesseee...insulation or cable? Yep, insulation wins! Just trimming the budget.
You can watch Dr.Who on Netflix....at you cabin on your laptop!
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« Reply #669 on: September 06, 2013, 01:45:42 PM »

I saw that! 
Needs the championship years on it. 
Gotta go,supposed to be cooking.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #670 on: September 06, 2013, 05:02:49 PM »

Hey, it's Friday night. I need some silly...badly. So, I'll start:

You cannot tap your toes while you are in the giant human sucking machine that does bone scans...full body ones. You have to decide that yep, you prolly do have some form of PTSD, but you can handle it, cos you can't get up and run and wreck that million dollar machine. Solution: next time, I'll put a book on my iPod to listen to, instead of Pistol Annies, Black Eyed Peas and Emerson Lake & Palmer. Oh, yeah, and next time? Take that little blue pill.

I've have a really poopy week. I feel like toilet papering someone's house. Where's the most recent pic of casa de Anthony? And Mushroom head, what's that ol witch up to?
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« Reply #671 on: September 06, 2013, 05:19:50 PM »

Oh Tevye sorry you had a bad week.  I decided since MIL was coming for a visit I would re-decorate the quest bathroom. Since I love butterflies I went with that. Just put up the new shower curtain and rug. Lets just say it's a little bit to much for a small bathroom.  Oh well it looks new & fresh even if it's a bit over whelming. 
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« Reply #672 on: September 06, 2013, 05:27:09 PM »

Well, GE, if MIL gets to be too much, you can just put her in the bathroom and tell her she's at a butterfly house! Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #673 on: September 06, 2013, 07:47:07 PM »

Well, GE, if MIL gets to be too much, you can just put her in the bathroom and tell her she's at a butterfly house! Monkey Devil!


 ::MonkeyHaHa::Forget MIL I was thinking a place for hubs when gets on my nerves  Monkey Devil! Daughter stopped off to bring youngest grandson for the wee end. Walked in and said good Lord mom there sure are lot of butterflies.
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« Reply #674 on: September 06, 2013, 08:18:51 PM »

Hey, it's Friday night. I need some silly...badly. So, I'll start:

You cannot tap your toes while you are in the giant human sucking machine that does bone scans...full body ones. You have to decide that yep, you prolly do have some form of PTSD, but you can handle it, cos you can't get up and run and wreck that million dollar machine. Solution: next time, I'll put a book on my iPod to listen to, instead of Pistol Annies, Black Eyed Peas and Emerson Lake & Palmer. Oh, yeah, and next time? Take that little blue pill.

I've have a really poopy week. I feel like toilet papering someone's house. Where's the most recent pic of casa de Anthony? And Mushroom head, what's that ol witch up to?

Figured you are talking about where Casey is staying. She is still in hiding, of course. Feel free to toilet paper her hideout:



Sorry you had a bad week; maybe papering her hideout will lift your spirits.
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« Reply #675 on: September 06, 2013, 10:14:20 PM »

Thanks, Brandi!
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« Reply #676 on: September 06, 2013, 11:20:58 PM »

How cute Brandi.  It fits so well.
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« Reply #677 on: September 07, 2013, 10:13:33 AM »

Bearly, yes, that is a gun. Yes, I have a concealed carry permit. Yes, most days, I wear a gun to work. and yes, there are COYOTES AND BEARS out there!!!! It's a very remote-ish locale. But don't worry, when I have any of the grandkids with me, the gun is even more concealed...and disabled, to a point.

Now, I just have to grow 6 inches so I can reach to the top of the door so I can hang a shotgun up! Bears HATE shotguns... and so do druggies. My safety is my responsibility. I work with cops, I know how long the response time is (I live in the very tippy top of a large county....we don't get much po po out there.

Yea response times are not what they were even a few years ago. I am still waiting since last year for the police response to a b&e in progress . . . .

Not up to a story, but remind me of this sometime.

As to your post all I can say is:

 

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« Reply #678 on: September 07, 2013, 03:53:45 PM »

CC having lunch.   
Cute Little Monkey Eating Soup
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« Reply #679 on: September 07, 2013, 05:52:31 PM »

CC having lunch.   
Cute Little Monkey Eating Soup
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  What table manners. Are you sure it's CC
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