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« on: July 31, 2007, 12:10:38 AM »
10.  Seeing anything regarding Betty Boop makes you say, Oh Look CCB... and I need a new avatar.
9.  Whenever you need to know something, first thought before google is I will ask the monkeys, they will know.
8.  You gained 10 pounds last winter from trying the new recipes you shared in the cookbook.
7.  Sockmonkeys and BT are synamous in your mind, Tyler is the person you ask for every garden question.
6.  You know that if you ask, Klaasend will have the answer, picture or link.
5.  You know why San is called Boom Booms and how that is funny.
4.   You have cried, laughed and prayed for people that you have never and might never meet, but they are extended family anyway.
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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2007, 12:49:51 AM »
#3 You talk about being in a cage and it makes perfect sense.... Shocked
#2 old fart is a respected name... Laughing
#1 You're watching your language everywhere you post in case Lala's gets wind of it and has her pencils ready..
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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2007, 01:33:32 PM »
 Laughing Laughing Laughing too funny
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2007, 05:25:36 PM »
Geez, y'all are good. 

You got all the good ones. 

I knew I was in too deep when the phrase "bet the farm" started sneaking into my conversations with others.
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2007, 09:34:45 PM »
Quote from: Peaches on July 31, 2007, 05:25:36 PM
Geez, y'all are good. 

You got all the good ones. 

I knew I was in too deep when the phrase "bet the farm" started sneaking into my conversations with others.

In for a penny, in for a pound.  "Bet the farm" may be sneaking into your conversations with others, Peaches.  But I keep finding myself typing "LOAD ALERT" in big letters Smile Smile  Maybe we are becoming robotic monkeys?
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2007, 10:06:18 PM »
oh goody......i love these!!!

you know you are a monkey if.....

you don't have to ask what a "fluffa" is Laughing

instead of typing thanks you type "ty"

you use the word "thongs" instead of things thanks to angie!

you cannot stand the "dark side"
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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2007, 09:49:47 AM »
cuz  Laughing Laughing Laughing @ fluffa

way too funny !  Laughing Laughing Laughing
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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2007, 09:56:38 AM »
LOL, I can't tell you how many times I've said to unsuspecting people, "How's thongs today?"

You know you're a monkey when you can't type even business documents without absent-mindedly inserting smileys into them.  Laughing
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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2007, 10:47:13 AM »
Rofl   you guys are all good.. I had to bust over  The Cuz and the Fluffa  Laughing Laughing

You know you're a monkey when:

If you have a dream about another.. you do it in avatars.  Shocked

Your daughter makes you a myspace page and puts a picture of a monkey on it  Laughing

You recall the Scandi~nor episode and understand what a barfdoll is !!
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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2007, 01:47:16 PM »
All good ones!
 

I did laff a the fluffa one...

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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2007, 04:06:57 PM »
Quote from: mrs. red on August 01, 2007, 01:47:16 PM
All good ones!
 

I did laff a the fluffa one...



 Laughing Laughing It was a good one for sure!!   
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« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2007, 11:25:39 PM »
You pop into one or places places and ask   How in the heck do  I do ?????
and you know you will have an answer with in 24 hr.

When you cry on the key board over someone that you have never met but wish you could be there... just standing at their side

You know what Rubber leggs Reuben and the dancing Chicken refers to

You wonder where Meto is going to pop in.

More than anything else...
You keeping thinging what can we do to -- help / push / find  /  motivate / discover   something.. just something that may assist in  providing  Justice for Natalee and her family
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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2007, 12:41:48 AM »
I'm a long time Monkey but I'm embarrassed to say I don't know what fluffa is. And I can't find the icon for being embarrassed.
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« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2007, 12:43:14 AM »
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with Angie or Lala's.
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« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2007, 02:37:19 PM »
You know you are a monkey when...

You hold up a line to write "Boycott Aruba" and "Remember Natalee" on money.
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« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2007, 03:03:26 PM »
You know you're a Monkey when:

1. Your coffee cup at work has a picture of Marilyn Monroe

2. You proudly wear the term "junkey"

3. Your replace "ask jeeves" with "ask monkeys"

4. Your friends and family look like characters in Toontown.

5. You break a date because you'll miss a breaking story from Aruba

6. Your photobucket sends you "overload" alerts

7. You get through Thanksgiving with monkeys instead of Martha

8. The pleasure of redecorating transfers from "Better Homes and Gardens" to a Chat Room and a designer called "DUGGA"!

9. "Klaas" = knowing everything; not somewhere you go to try to know anything!

10. The mention of PMS causes you to giggle.

11. You KNOW you're a monkey when you've actually put a monkey head on a wobbling penguin !!!!
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« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2007, 03:08:10 PM »
BTW: If you know what barfdoll is, you need Monkey Drug counseling!

One more:

You know you're a monkey when you automatically go to the Scared Monkeys Forum to the point where you post:

UR making me horney.............

Ooops; wrong site.
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« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2007, 11:03:31 PM »
You know you're a monkey when ...

you want to call ANG911 whenever you see Patrick Swazye...

When you hear Todd Rungeron you think.. Peaches loves him...

you know what barbershop music is and know of a band that sings it....

you know that Mrs. Red is really Nicole Kidman
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« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2007, 02:50:51 AM »
You know you're a Monkey when .......

Someone in real life asks your name and you have to stop yourself saying "Just call me Tibro"
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« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2007, 09:10:27 PM »
When you see a can of spam in the store and CANOSHITO replaces the Spam label and you start laffing.
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