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« on: August 10, 2007, 07:35:53 PM »



9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3.
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2007, 12:26:40 AM »

GO,

With that topic title, you are inviting women to respond.

I sure wish I could find a man with your insight.

I do know what is behind these words: fine, five minutes, nothing, go ahead, that's ok, thanks, don't worry about it and whatever. I have used those words earlier in my life.

It would be so nice to have a relationship wherein these words are not needed.

What about discussion? The primary reason relationships decline is that people don't communicate.

Thanks for this topic.
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2007, 12:44:37 AM »

Who Me?????   Rolling Eyes

I can certainly agree with what your take is on it.  I have been through it from my side also.  It is amazing how bad things can get when communication no longer exists.

I can only say that I have come out the other side now and am completely happy and enjoying life more than I ever thought I could.

BTW, I find that I normally prefer to talk with women much more than I do with men.  At least that has been the case in the last 10 years.  When I chat on line it is always with women. 
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