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Author Topic: Monkey Musing Daily Open Discussion #1 8/12 - 8/17/2007  (Read 221179 times)
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« Reply #340 on: August 13, 2007, 02:15:02 PM »

Ever have the same feeling? lol

(AP) A woman attacked a karaoke singer belting out Coldplay on Thursday night, telling him he "sucked" before she pushed and punched him to get him to stop singing, bar staff said. The man was singing "Yellow" when it happened.

"It took three or four of us to hold her down," bartender Robert Willmette said.

When she was escorted outside, the 21-year-old woman "went crazy," Willmette said, throwing punches at him and others, including an off-duty police officer.

Patrol officers and detectives then arrived at the neighborhood bar and blocked off the street, which inflamed the woman's rage even more, a police report said. Before police could handcuff the woman, she headbutted the off-duty officer at least twice.

The off-duty officer was treated for cuts, scrapes and bruises.

After treatment for injuries, the woman was booked into the King County jail for investigation of assault. She was also held on a warrant issued for a previous theft charge.

According to bartender notes, she had only a single shot of Jagermeister.


I would have to say Jagermeister was largely responsible for my breaking my arm several years ago when my husband was out of town, the Princess was about 8 y.o. .  I had to wait until morning to drive myself to the doc in the box.  I was not the only one involved with Jagermeister that day. 
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« Reply #341 on: August 13, 2007, 02:16:05 PM »

To muse or not to muse, that is the question……..

or Amuse.  Wink
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« Reply #342 on: August 13, 2007, 02:16:27 PM »

Will there be a memorial service for the passing of FOB?  Razz Laughing Razz

have they really gone away?

Let's hope so!  Word is that it is gone, but the stinky number two is still out there.  At least it is hidden and we can't be tempted to read that trash.

Neither can anyone else.  One has to wonder how long they can entertain themselves independantly.
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« Reply #343 on: August 13, 2007, 02:18:16 PM »

I would have to say Jagermeister was largely responsible for my breaking my arm several years ago when my husband was out of town, the Princess was about 8 y.o. .  I had to wait until morning to drive myself to the doc in the box.  I was not the only one involved with Jagermeister that day. 

I'll bet there's a story behind that ...
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« Reply #344 on: August 13, 2007, 02:24:27 PM »

 Rolling Eyes


Woman Arrested After Complaining About 'Fake' Drugs
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ROCHELLE, Ga. -- A woman was arrested after she called local police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were "fake."
She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff's Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.

She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.

 

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« Reply #345 on: August 13, 2007, 02:40:02 PM »

It began with volleyball.  Down at the pool (but not water volleyball)  I was doing well until I was up in the air and a kid ran into me.  Naturally I caught myself on my right wrist.  Broke it.  It was about 7 p.m. on the 4th of July.  I know better than to think there's an orthopedist sitting around waiting for this to happen to me.  So I put my arm on ice, found some pain pills and had a beer.  Nobody was driving anybody anywhere.  Next morning, I drove myself to the doc in the box so they could x-ray and tell me what I already knew and send me to an ortho to set the break and put me in a lovely fuschia cast.

The first thing DH saw when I picked him up on his return from out of town was this spectacular cast hanging out the window.

And now you know the rest of the story.
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« Reply #346 on: August 13, 2007, 02:45:41 PM »

Rolling Eyes


Woman Arrested After Complaining About 'Fake' Drugs
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ROCHELLE, Ga. -- A woman was arrested after she called local police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were "fake."
She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff's Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.

She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.

 



I think GrannyToad might consider this woman as an eyesole (hope I got that right) Laughing
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« Reply #347 on: August 13, 2007, 02:48:33 PM »

Something about this story makes me go    And wonder why it took so long to come up with a law.

TACOMA, Wash., Aug. 10, 2007
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(AP) A man accused of having sex with a goat is scheduled to be arraigned on Friday on a animal cruelty charge. Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May 8th in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked.

Lawton said he was trying to milk the goat.

Lawton missed a scheduled arraignment on August 3rd but turned himself in last night to Pierce County sheriff's deputies.

He's the second person charged in the county since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw.

A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May.
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« Reply #348 on: August 13, 2007, 02:53:05 PM »

O/T

My father-in-law, sister-in-law, and sister-in-law's husband's aunt have been staying with us since Thursday afternoon, and I just found out they're staying until tomorrow at 3 o'clock, at which point I'll have the privelege of driving them to the airport during rush hour. For the past three days we have done nothing but sit in the car or the hot sun, waiting to cheer for them in this fundraising walk they were doing...and if anyone ever uttered a complaint about being the least bit uncomfortable, it was rendered illegitimate by the fact that we hadn't walked 20 miles that day (never mind that I am four-and-a-half months pregnant, and it does take a certain amount of time and energy to create and incubate a human life for nine months...I realize that pales in comparison to long-distance walking).

My husband has gotten no work done this weekend and is in a terrible mood. My guests have washed a white towel with colors (there's a reason why my towels are fluffy, white, and beautiful--and it's because I only wash them with other whites), run a Waterford highball glass through the dishwasher, practically gone through every linen tea towel I own, and one actually doctored the boils on her feet on a white duvet cover on my grandmother's antique bed. (Ever heard of doing first aid in a bathroom?)

I have had one round of houseguests after another continuously since August 2. I thought they'd be leaving tomorrow morning and I could go on to have a somewhat normal day. Now I have to cancel my lunch plans, and I have less than a day to get my house back in order, design a poster as a favor, and pack for my trip home.

I am seriously about to cry and have no one to talk to.

/vent

Thanks; I feel better. I have to keep telling myself these things would never happen to me if I weren't such a d*mn good hostess.



NEXT TIME SERVE MY MOM'S FAMOUS SHOE-FLY PIE:


Ingredients
1 heaping tablespoon of Algae
A pinch of Fungus
4 cups of Pond Water
3/4 cup of Sunflower Seeds
A dollop of Honey
1 Shoe
3 cups of Fresh Files

Directions
Grate the Algae and pinch the Fungus. If the Algae is grating on you, pinch it too.

Carefully separate the Pond Water from the pond scum. Save the pond sum for later. It makes a delicious dessert topping.

While nibbling on the Sunflower Seeds ---which have nothing to do with this recipe but sure are mighty tasty yesiree---use your dolloper to dollop Honey all over the Shoe. (A loafer is perfect for casual meals, but a high heel or wingtip works best for formal dinners. If you're planning to eat and run,k use a sneaker.)

Sprinkle 3 cups fresh Flies over the now sticky Shoe and enjoy!


This is sure to have guests think twice about coming back to yer house Heh Heh!



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« Reply #349 on: August 13, 2007, 03:20:54 PM »

Peaches - Thanks for sharing the story. I have a lawnmower story, but it's a big more ghastly than yours so maybe not ...

Mrs. Red - see your book thread.
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« Reply #350 on: August 13, 2007, 03:33:58 PM »

Peaches - Thanks for sharing the story. I have a lawnmower story, but it's a big more ghastly than yours so maybe not ...
Peaches ~ what an experience ~ glad you got a colorful cast out of the whole shebang.  Shocked
MsMarple ~ You *know* we need to hear your lawnmower story.  Laughing Laughing Wink
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« Reply #351 on: August 13, 2007, 03:38:43 PM »

Ever have the same feeling? lol

(AP) A woman attacked a karaoke singer belting out Coldplay on Thursday night, telling him he "sucked" before she pushed and punched him to get him to stop singing, bar staff said. The man was singing "Yellow" when it happened.

"It took three or four of us to hold her down," bartender Robert Willmette said.

When she was escorted outside, the 21-year-old woman "went crazy," Willmette said, throwing punches at him and others, including an off-duty police officer.

Patrol officers and detectives then arrived at the neighborhood bar and blocked off the street, which inflamed the woman's rage even more, a police report said. Before police could handcuff the woman, she headbutted the off-duty officer at least twice.

The off-duty officer was treated for cuts, scrapes and bruises.

After treatment for injuries, the woman was booked into the King County jail for investigation of assault. She was also held on a warrant issued for a previous theft charge.

According to bartender notes, she had only a single shot of Jagermeister.



Easy,
The song that evokes this response in me is one that I can't act on but you know that Hallelujah Chorus they sing in Church every Easter?  So said response would be totally inappropriate and it is the delivery required by the song I find so objectionable and NOT the message.
I really wish they would skip that one.  The Haaallaluuaahh after each line gets to me long before the song is over.

 Embarassed  Especially if sung in solo by high soprano or tenor.

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« Reply #352 on: August 13, 2007, 04:00:39 PM »

MsMarple,
Waiting for the lawnmower story but that does sound ominous.  Those things are more evil than vacuum cleaners!
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« Reply #353 on: August 13, 2007, 04:05:56 PM »

MsMarple ~ You *know* we need to hear your lawnmower story.  Laughing Laughing Wink

I had this lawnmower for eons, and had to get psychologically prepared to use it – not about cutting the grass, but about getting the @%$*&% thing to start. (One of those pull cord things.) Usually I was exhausted by the time it kicked in.

So. One fine day, I psyched myself up to this task, and lo and behold – it started on the FIRST TRY!

I was so startled that I fell over backward.

Left foot scraped the mower’s housing, but I thought nothing of it at the time, and of course I didn’t DARE turn off the lawn mower!

Two hours later, I turn the mower off, and hear a squishing sound as I walk. Look down, and my left shoe is a dirty red color covered by a whole lot of grass clippings. (I was wearing old white sneakers.)

~ sparing certain grim details here, but I was able to drive to the ER without getting blood all over the car  Laughing ~

It was not the blade, it was the edge of the metal housing, that cut through my shoe and the tippy tip of my big toe. At the ER, they had to remove the toe nail to take stitches.

The doctor told me that had he known beforehand that I worked for < a VERY well known health insurance company > he would have removed my toe nail without benefit of anesthesia.

I think that was a joke. 
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« Reply #354 on: August 13, 2007, 04:11:30 PM »

Something about this story makes me go    And wonder why it took so long to come up with a law.

TACOMA, Wash., Aug. 10, 2007
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(AP) A man accused of having sex with a goat is scheduled to be arraigned on Friday on a animal cruelty charge. Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May 8th in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked.

Lawton said he was trying to milk the goat.

Lawton missed a scheduled arraignment on August 3rd but turned himself in last night to Pierce County sheriff's deputies.

He's the second person charged in the county since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw.

A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May.

what in God's name would possess a person to do this to a goat, horse or whatever other critter. It is a sick world we live in. Hi all
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« Reply #355 on: August 13, 2007, 04:14:01 PM »

MsMarple ~ You *know* we need to hear your lawnmower story.  Laughing Laughing Wink

I had this lawnmower for eons, and had to get psychologically prepared to use it – not about cutting the grass, but about getting the @%$*&% thing to start. (One of those pull cord things.) Usually I was exhausted by the time it kicked in.

So. One fine day, I psyched myself up to this task, and lo and behold – it started on the FIRST TRY!

I was so startled that I fell over backward.

Left foot scraped the mower’s housing, but I thought nothing of it at the time, and of course I didn’t DARE turn off the lawn mower!

Two hours later, I turn the mower off, and hear a squishing sound as I walk. Look down, and my left shoe is a dirty red color covered by a whole lot of grass clippings. (I was wearing old white sneakers.)

~ sparing certain grim details here, but I was able to drive to the ER without getting blood all over the car  Laughing ~

It was not the blade, it was the edge of the metal housing, that cut through my shoe and the tippy tip of my big toe. At the ER, they had to remove the toe nail to take stitches.

The doctor told me that had he known beforehand that I worked for < a VERY well known health insurance company > he would have removed my toe nail without benefit of anesthesia.

I think that was a joke. 

Oh my gosh  ~  ewwwww weeeeee ~ that's a story you can always use as an icebreaker.  Shocked Shocked Shocked
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« Reply #356 on: August 13, 2007, 04:17:04 PM »

Easy, flyer - I thought beastiality was against the law in ALL states ... I am astonished that Washington state did not have such a law sooner.

flyer - you do know that sex doesn't have a whole lot to do with rational thought processes.

"The thing has a mind of it's own ...

... and no conscience."
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« Reply #357 on: August 13, 2007, 04:21:31 PM »

Easy, flyer - I thought beastiality was against the law in ALL states ... I am astonished that Washington state did not have such a law sooner.

flyer - you do know that sex doesn't have a whole lot to do with rational thought processes.

"The thing has a mind of it's own ...

... and no conscience."

Hey I like sex too but Mr. Winky never advised me to stick in a critter. Thank God my mind over rules his.  True Story from PA. afew years back. Guy from Pittsburgh picksup a road kill doe and takes it home. People complain of the smell after a few days, police come and find that the guy has it in the tub, had performed sex acts on it and was eating steaks from it. The game commission fined the crap out of him as they had jurisdiction. I am a hunter and it made me want to puke.
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« Reply #358 on: August 13, 2007, 04:22:17 PM »

tcumom - icebreaker?  Laughing Don't think I want a chorus of
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« Reply #359 on: August 13, 2007, 04:24:30 PM »

tcumom - icebreaker?  Laughing Don't think I want a chorus of

sorry, interuption --

Don't think I want an icebreaker to inspire a chorus of ewwwww weeeeee  Laughing
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