Monkey Musing Daily Open Discussion #1 8/12 - 8/17/2007

[IBE]

A good site for emerg. prep is www.BePrepared.com. Radios, tents, food, storage methods. Water purification et al.

[sharon]

Anybody following the Opus/Caldeb conversation over at BFN that explain to the new girl what it's all about?

Opus thinks she knows who the guy is that is looking up at Natalee in the CnC bar photo.  Opus thinks that certain posters from So Cal are protecting this person.  Opus also claims that the person looking up at Natalee is a waiter in Aruba and is somehow involved with Posner and Brough.

Caldeb (klaasend) simply asked Opus if she can't post the persons name that I hoped she had sent her information to Natalee's family or the FBI.

For the record, I have no idea who that person is sitting at the bar looking up at Natalee is. I also have absolutely zero connections to Posner, Brough or anyone else involved with this case including Natalee's family.

 

Awwww, klaas. Don't take it personally.

After all, apparently I'm the only soul living in Miami who isn't a corrupt drug smuggling porn star involved in Natalee's case 

Or...maybe...I...am 

[sharon]

Didn't want to post this in the NH thread. I was looking up sex laws in the Netherlands, and came across this. Can you believe it?

Sheep baa'd in sex case

August 06, 2007 12:00am

Article from:
 

A MAN who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free because the animal was unable to testify.

The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht in the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep.

But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify that it didn't want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress.

Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn't want to have sex.

"Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted," animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen said.

 

 

Ok. Maybe it's just me.

I'll bookmark this and come back after a few more cups of coffee.


(How do they know that 'baaaaa' doesn't mean "NO" in sheep talk?"

[Observer]

Morning Monkeys..

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.

He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So, he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???”

She looks in to his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”

[SunFreak2]

Morning Monkeys..

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.

He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So, he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???”

She looks in to his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”

Cute joke *******.

[SunFreak2]

FYI

Don't try to print out a thread - it's some 350+ or - pages long. 

[Observer]

FYI

Don't try to print out a thread - it's some 350+ or - pages long. 

 Sun 

[Anna]

[TNMOM]

Just for FUN

IT'S SO HOT...


    .....the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the   

        ground.
    .....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
    .....the best parking place is determined by shade, instead

         of distance.
    .....hot water now comes out of both taps.

    .....you can make sun tea instantly.
    .....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good

         branding iron.
    .....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C), and you feel a

         little chilly.
    .....you discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to

         steer  your car.
    .....you discover that you can get sunburned through your

         car  window.
    .....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
    .....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at

         6:30  a.m.
    .....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked

         out, and end up lying on the  pavement and cook to

         death?"
    .....you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
    .....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is

         pull one out and add butter.
    .....the cows are giving evaporated milk.   

    .....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep

         them from laying boiled eggs.

                                                        *STAY COOL!*

[Dugga]

Very O/T.. 30 yrs. ago (Gads) I was a teacher on a series called "How the West Was Won" (Jim Arness) we spent, 30 yrs ago today did several weeks in Aug. on location in Kanab, Utah. Love the people and the nature.

That is cool, IBE! I remember watching that show with my parents!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146379/

You must really have some great stories to tell about filming. I'd love to hear them.

[Lala'sMom]

Morning monkeys.  Getting a break from the heat for now.  It began to rain ever so gently last night.  My DSL went out and the phone too. The satellite wouldn't behave, but I was so happy about the rain.  Phone company came first thing this morning and fixed the lines and now things are a cool 85 degrees at this moment.  I think I may actually be able to go outside for a change and not melt.  Heat will be back, but I am ever so thankful for the rain.

Klaas, why do I get a message about a PM every time I log in or change threads.  It's getting on my last nerve!  Should I email Dugga or is he just hiding behind the curtain and sees all?

[klaasend]

Morning monkeys.  Getting a break from the heat for now.  It began to rain ever so gently last night.  My DSL went out and the phone too. The satellite wouldn't behave, but I was so happy about the rain.  Phone company came first thing this morning and fixed the lines and now things are a cool 85 degrees at this moment.  I think I may actually be able to go outside for a change and not melt.  Heat will be back, but I am ever so thankful for the rain.

Klaas, why do I get a message about a PM every time I log in or change threads.  It's getting on my last nerve!  Should I email Dugga or is he just hiding behind the curtain and sees all?

That's because either San or one of the other mods tried to PM you and PM's only work for us right now.  There's probably a setting in your profile that will stop notification, want me to take a look?

Should be fixed now Lala's 

[klaasend]

REMINDER

[Easywriter]

I don't see how Aruba can not get some severe weather out of this thing.

[Easywriter]

Sure is quiet in here today!  Everyone in a hidey hole?   

[MuffyBee]

Good morning   I don't mean to be insensitive, but every time I hear "NOAA"  I wait for "yes, Lord?"  from the Bill Cosby routine about the Great Flood.  Or, "what's a cubit?" 

[Lala'sMom]

Thank Klaas.  I should have known that bazooka momma would have been the culprit.  I told you guys not to give her the "power". 

[Lala'sMom]

Just listening to FOX...can you imagine having to tell the families of those miners that are trapped that you are going to stop trying to rescue them?  And then what if you are a miner down there?  You hold out hope that someone will come get you and finally...nothing. OMG!  I am about cry over this.  It's so very, very sad.

[San]

Morning monkeys.  Getting a break from the heat for now.  It began to rain ever so gently last night.  My DSL went out and the phone too. The satellite wouldn't behave, but I was so happy about the rain.  Phone company came first thing this morning and fixed the lines and now things are a cool 85 degrees at this moment.  I think I may actually be able to go outside for a change and not melt.  Heat will be back, but I am ever so thankful for the rain.

Klaas, why do I get a message about a PM every time I log in or change threads.  It's getting on my last nerve!  Should I email Dugga or is he just hiding behind the curtain and sees all?

That's because either San or one of the other mods tried to PM you and PM's only work for us right now.  There's probably a setting in your profile that will stop notification, want me to take a look?

Should be fixed now Lala's 

Wasn't me that sent a PM.  And if it was from me that means someone has my password to SM

[Lala'sMom]

I guess everyone is out working and napping and being busy.  BBL