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« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2007, 12:15:45 PM »
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Did you see the MythBusters segment ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g

What can I say I'm just --

Oh and this one reminds me of kids... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv3P-5DhkgQ
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« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2007, 12:23:53 PM »
Quote from: oldfart on September 01, 2007, 12:15:45 PM
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Did you see the MythBusters segment ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g

What can I say I'm just --

Oh and this one reminds me of kids... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv3P-5DhkgQ

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oldfart,

LOL that was funny!!!
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« Reply #42 on: September 01, 2007, 12:26:49 PM »
OFart... that was funny!
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« Reply #43 on: September 01, 2007, 12:53:27 PM »
Bad time to fart

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3492529566379079556&q=fart&total=39979&start=30&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=7

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« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2007, 02:31:49 PM »
This thread is full of hot air... Laughing
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« Reply #45 on: September 01, 2007, 11:30:39 PM »
And this thread would not be complete without this commercial

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7016751101461010647&q=who+farted&total=535&start=130&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=4
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« Reply #46 on: September 02, 2007, 11:41:44 AM »
Heres a smiley
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« Reply #47 on: September 02, 2007, 11:42:29 AM »
One more
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« Reply #48 on: September 02, 2007, 11:26:41 PM »
Now this might come in handy!!!

How to escape a fart

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6939687142266962860&q=fart&total=39967&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=5
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« Reply #49 on: September 03, 2007, 04:32:50 PM »
What causes flatulence? Idea
http://www.howstuffworks.com/question46.htm
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Gases such as methane, hydrogen and hydrogen sulfide are common gases that these bacteria produce. Hydrogen sulfide is the source of the odor we associate with flatulence.

Certain foods produce more flatulence than others because they contain more indigestible carbohydrates than others. Beans, as you might expect, are particularly well-endowed in this regard.
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« Reply #50 on: September 04, 2007, 09:04:00 AM »
Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
passes gas and says, " Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football"

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie
score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,"Touchdown,
tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field
goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got,
and accidentally poops in the bed!

The wife says, "What the heck was that?"

The old man says,"Half time, switch sides."
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« Reply #51 on: September 04, 2007, 04:29:24 PM »
     cheers
I just received this by email today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asiCmAq9lXA
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« Reply #52 on: September 04, 2007, 07:01:43 PM »
Quote from: oldencrabby on September 04, 2007, 04:29:24 PM
   cheers
I just received this by email today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asiCmAq9lXA

BWAAAAHHH!!!

Now thats cute!!!
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« Reply #53 on: September 05, 2007, 06:39:02 PM »
Quote from: oldencrabby on September 04, 2007, 04:29:24 PM
   cheers
I just received this by email today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asiCmAq9lXA
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