Monkey Musings Daily Open Discussion #7 9/30 - 10/24/2007

[snoopy]

Good Morning you sweet,loving,caring and truth seeking monkeys I never mean to offend anyone by these jokes..Just tryin to start your day off with a smile 



Female Hormones In Beer.
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rational

*******.....you bad monkey!!

 

[MuffyBee]

And a good Morning to 2NJS,Snoopy,******* and all the other Monkeys. By the look of that last post I need to slow down a little

Hi Mum   You seem to be fairly busy in the morning.  Are you a morning person or do you have a lot to do?  Or both?   

[snoopy]

And a good Morning to 2NJS,Snoopy,******* and all the other Monkeys. By the look of that last post I need to slow down a little

Good morning Mum

[Observer]

   I am surrounded by women 

[snoopy]

Ya'll have a good day.  I gotta get to work.

[snoopy]

  I am surrounded by women 

You better watch it mister.. Don't you start with me. 

[MumInOhio]

And a good Morning to 2NJS,Snoopy,******* and all the other Monkeys. By the look of that last post I need to slow down a little

Hi Mum   You seem to be fairly busy in the morning.  Are you a morning person or do you have a lot to do?  Or both?   

Both..but always get up between 3 and 4AM,going to have to take a nap if I want to see any of the baseball playoffs!

[San]

And a good Morning to 2NJS,Snoopy,******* and all the other Monkeys. By the look of that last post I need to slow down a little

Hi Mum   You seem to be fairly busy in the morning.  Are you a morning person or do you have a lot to do?  Or both?   

Both..but always get up between 3 and 4AM,going to have to take a nap if I want to see any of the baseball playoffs!

GO CLEVELAND

[MumInOhio]

And a good Morning to 2NJS,Snoopy,******* and all the other Monkeys. By the look of that last post I need to slow down a little

Hi Mum   You seem to be fairly busy in the morning.  Are you a morning person or do you have a lot to do?  Or both?   

Both..but always get up between 3 and 4AM,going to have to take a nap if I want to see any of the baseball playoffs!

GO CLEVELAND

WOW SAN...great to have the support of a Yankee fan...Think DD has a crush on Grady Sizemore

[2NJSons_Mom]

Yep, Cleveland better beat the Sox...

*******....taking risks this AM....

[snoopy]

Well Mum since my beloved Cardinals stink this year I guess I'll go with Cleveland.  My St. Louis Rams really stink this year, but I still love em.  Would love to see Brett/Greenbay go to the SuperBowl.

NewYork monkeys......have any of ya heard about Tony Larussa going to the Yankees?  That's the talk around here. 

[San]

Well Mum since my beloved Cardinals stink this year I guess I'll go with Cleveland.  My St. Louis Rams really stink this year, but I still love em.  Would love to see Brett/Greenbay go to the SuperBowl.

NewYork monkeys......have any of ya heard about Tony Larussa going to the Yankees?  That's the talk around here. 

I have heard that rumor along with Don Mattingly and Joe Geradi possibly replacing Joe Torre.

Wanted to add that I would love to see Brett Favre in the superbowl.

[snoopy]

K San.  The Cards fired the GM Walt Jockety (spelling), and word that Tony is goin too.  We need some depth in our pitching staff. 

[snoopy]

Would love to see Brett get his day.  Greenbay and Indy would be a good SuperBowl.  Anybody except the Patriots..I hate them.....sowwy.....still have have horrible wounds of which I don't think I'll ever recover from the SuperBowl of 2002. lol.

Rock On!! 

[Observer]

Yep, Cleveland better beat the Sox...

*******....taking risks this AM....

You guys are really gonna hate me as I know I am out numbered bigtime..But since I am in New England.. Go Sox!!  I know my Jokes are mostly for the men..Hopefully we have no Hillbillys that this one upsets (Sorry if I already posted this)

Hillbilly helps a woman
Two hillbillies are eating at their favorite restaurant, talking about

their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is

eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes

apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,

"Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,

yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick

with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the

obstruction flies out of her mouth.



As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his

table. His partner says, Ya know, I'd heerd of

that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

[2NJSons_Mom]

Snoopy,

Heard the same as San....time will tell...

[MumInOhio]

Yep, Cleveland better beat the Sox...

*******....taking risks this AM....

Hope they can... I was terrified at having to play the Yankees, but I guess at this stage of the season it doesn't get any easier.

Snoopy...Know the feeling...I'm a Browns fan. Would also love to see Green Bay take it all, Totally lost respect for New England the last few weeks and  used to go for them when the Browns were done. I believe your Rams play my Browns this year!

[2NJSons_Mom]

*******....someone sent that one to me via email a bit ago....I have cousins in MA....Sox fans....so far they've been quiet....

[snoopy]

 

Oh lordy.  Oh my goodness.

[snoopy]

Yep the Browns come to our house (like that's gonna help us) on the 28th.  Please don't be too hard on me k?  You're 2 & 3 , and we're like um...........0 & 5.  Crap.