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« Reply #100 on: October 20, 2007, 04:36:32 PM »
A little old man with a cane,
His wife was a little insane
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None of us here just fell off the turnip truck. - Magnolia
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« Reply #101 on: October 20, 2007, 04:41:43 PM »
A little old man with a cane,
His wife was a little insane
Viagra's his pal
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« Reply #102 on: October 20, 2007, 05:19:34 PM »
A little old man with a cane,
His wife was a little insane
Viagra's his pal
Says it's for his gal
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If ya ain't the lead sleddog, the scenery never changes.
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« Reply #103 on: October 20, 2007, 05:23:34 PM »
A little old man with a cane,
His wife was a little insane
Viagra's his pal
Says it's for his gal
Perhaps he'll feel young once again
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« Reply #104 on: October 20, 2007, 05:39:43 PM »
She teasingly said with a smile
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« Reply #105 on: October 20, 2007, 06:18:40 PM »
A little old man with a cane,
Espied Rapunzel's mane,
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« Reply #106 on: October 21, 2007, 12:44:34 PM »
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A little old man with a cane,
Espied Rapunzel's mane,
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« Reply #107 on: October 21, 2007, 12:57:32 PM »
She teasingly said with a smile
Come sit with me here for a while
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I expect a miracle _Peaches ~ ~ May She Rest In Peace.

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None of us here just fell off the turnip truck. - Magnolia
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« Reply #108 on: October 21, 2007, 01:50:34 PM »
She teasingly said with a smile
Come sit with me here for a while
He sashayed over
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« Reply #109 on: October 21, 2007, 02:19:46 PM »
She teasingly said with a smile
Come sit with me here for a while
He sashayed over
Sat down in clover
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I expect a miracle _Peaches ~ ~ May She Rest In Peace.

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None of us here just fell off the turnip truck. - Magnolia
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« Reply #110 on: October 21, 2007, 03:31:24 PM »
She teasingly said with a smile
Come sit with me here for a while
He sashayed over
Sat down in clover
Too late, he sat in a cow pile

 
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« Reply #111 on: October 21, 2007, 08:48:24 PM »
 Laughing Laughing Laughing

There was a small mouse with some teeth
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« Reply #112 on: October 21, 2007, 08:52:22 PM »
There was a small mouse with some teeth

That loved to give kittycats grief
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« Reply #113 on: October 21, 2007, 09:11:10 PM »
There was a small mouse with some teeth

That loved to give kittycats grief

The poor scared cat hid in his box

He was black and white and named Sox

His boss was Commander In Chief



 
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« Reply #114 on: October 21, 2007, 09:12:48 PM »
The cowboy said "Hi" with a grin
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« Reply #115 on: October 21, 2007, 09:58:54 PM »
The cowboy said "Hi" with a grin

As the chew dribbled down his chin
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« Reply #116 on: October 22, 2007, 12:23:36 AM »
The cowboy said "Hi" with a grin

As the chew dribbled down his chin

You're a handsome woman he said
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« Reply #117 on: October 22, 2007, 08:34:40 AM »
The cowboy said "Hi" with a grin

As the chew dribbled down his chin

You're a handsome woman he said

His hat on his head
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I expect a miracle _Peaches ~ ~ May She Rest In Peace.

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None of us here just fell off the turnip truck. - Magnolia
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« Reply #118 on: October 22, 2007, 08:44:22 AM »
The cowboy said "Hi" with a grin

As the chew dribbled down his chin

You're a handsome woman he said

His hat on his head

"If I didn't love my horse, you'd win"
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« Reply #119 on: October 22, 2007, 08:55:25 AM »
Have you heard about our beloved Tribe

They started to choked in game five
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If ya ain't the lead sleddog, the scenery never changes.
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