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« Reply #120 on: October 22, 2007, 09:19:39 AM »
Have you heard about our beloved Tribe

They started to choked in game five

The BoSox were hot

The Indians were not

I swear it looks like they took a dive
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« Reply #121 on: October 22, 2007, 04:14:55 PM »
A tough one:


Please, do not go to Aruba
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« Reply #122 on: October 22, 2007, 06:50:35 PM »
Please, do not go to Aruba

Not even if you want to Scuba
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« Reply #123 on: October 22, 2007, 06:59:54 PM »
Please, do not go to Aruba

Not even if you want to Scuba

Tourist are now hard to be found
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« Reply #124 on: October 22, 2007, 07:00:03 PM »
Please, do not go to Aruba
Not even if you want to Scuba
Police are corrupt
They'll bite you in the butt
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« Reply #125 on: October 22, 2007, 07:25:05 PM »
Please, do not go to Aruba
Not even if you want to Scuba
Police are corrupt
They'll bite you in the butt
Stay at home, play with your tuba
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« Reply #126 on: October 22, 2007, 07:31:14 PM »
OR,

Please, do not go to Aruba

Not even if you want to Scuba

Tourist are now hard to be found

As vermin is all around

Joran should have been in Cuba
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« Reply #127 on: October 22, 2007, 11:21:16 PM »
A punk by the name of Joran

Stealing a life was his game plan
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« Reply #128 on: October 25, 2007, 10:37:07 PM »
A punk by the name of Joran

Stealing a life was his game plan

The pretty girl died

The boys lied and lied

The happy islands a trashcan
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« Reply #129 on: October 25, 2007, 11:12:34 PM »
Guess I chased everybody away   
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« Reply #130 on: October 25, 2007, 11:25:52 PM »
Guess I chased everybody away   
They decided not to play  Laughing
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« Reply #131 on: October 26, 2007, 01:28:04 AM »
Guess I chased everybody away   
They decided not to play 
My music they must not like
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« Reply #132 on: October 27, 2007, 01:23:02 PM »
Quote from: oldfart on October 26, 2007, 01:28:04 AM
Guess I chased everybody away   
They decided not to play 
My music they must not like
So they all took a hike 

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« Reply #133 on: October 27, 2007, 01:25:25 PM »
OOPS, I messed up the quote
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« Reply #134 on: October 28, 2007, 01:13:50 PM »
Guess I chased everybody away   
They decided not to play 
My music they must not like
So they all took a hike 
Not much more I can do or say
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« Reply #135 on: October 28, 2007, 02:00:10 PM »
We've heard of Charlie the Rat
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« Reply #136 on: October 28, 2007, 02:13:49 PM »
We've heard of Charlie the Rat
Who I hear can drink a whole vat;
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« Reply #137 on: October 28, 2007, 02:53:13 PM »
We've heard of Charlie the Rat
Who I hear can drink a whole vat
He was born in Aruba
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« Reply #138 on: October 28, 2007, 04:36:33 PM »
We've heard of Charlie the Rat
Who I hear can drink a whole vat
He was born in Aruba
and plays with his tuba (lmao)
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« Reply #139 on: October 28, 2007, 06:49:30 PM »
We've heard of Charlie the Rat
Who I hear can drink a whole vat
He was born in Aruba
and plays with his tuba (lmao)
That's all we can say about that  Rolling Eyes Laughing
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