Limericks

[Nut44x4]

There once was a boy named Todd

[sleddogs]

There once was a boy named Todd
That most girls thought was quite odd 

[oldfart]

There once was a boy named Todd
That most girls thought was quite odd 
A jock or Nerd he was NOT

[2NJSons_Mom]

There once was a boy named Todd
That most girls thought was quite odd 
A jock or Nerd he was NOT
He wasn't considered a snot

[crazybabyborg]

There once was a boy named Todd
That most girls thought was quite odd 
A jock or Nerd he was NOT
He wasn't considered a snot
But he married a man from Cape Cod!

[Nut44x4]

Crazybabyborg has a spider on her skirt 
I bet she is a real flirt;

[crazybabyborg]

Crazybabyborg has a spider on her skirt 
I bet she is a real flirt;
She smiles and she winks

[Nut44x4]

Crazybabyborg has a spider on her skirt 
I bet she is a real flirt;
She smiles and she winks
She is BOOtiful...don't cha think?? (LOL)

[2NJSons_Mom]

Crazybabyborg has a spider on her skirt 
I bet she is a real flirt;
She smiles and she winks
She is BOOtiful...don't cha think?? (LOL)
Spidey wants her for dessert!!

[Nut44x4]

Crazybabyborg has a spider on her skirt 
I bet she is a real flirt;
She smiles and she winks
She is BOOtiful...don't cha think?? (LOL)
Spidey wants her for dessert!!
EGADS...little green goblin alert!!

[crazybabyborg]

 
OK...............

Nut 44x4 was a mummy

[2NJSons_Mom]

There once was an admin named Klaasend

[2NJSons_Mom]

There once was an admin named Klaasend
She's quick as a flash to no end

[crazybabyborg]

There once was an admin named Klaasend

She's quick as a flash to no end

She can run to the store

And be back at the door

[oldfart]

There once was an admin named Klaasend

She's quick as a flash to no end

She can run to the store

And be back at the door

Before you you can hit send

[Angiex911dsptchr]

There was a young gal from Montana

[Nut44x4]

There was a young gal from Montana
who always wore a hot pink bandana;

[Angiex911dsptchr]

There was a young gal from Montana
who always wore a hot pink bandana;
She hugged it, she squeezed it

[2NJSons_Mom]

There was a young gal from Montana
who always wore a hot pink bandana;
She hugged it, she squeezed it
It always was a big hit

[Nut44x4]

There was a young gal from Montana
who always wore a hot pink bandana;
She hugged it, she squeezed it
It always was a big hit
Then she lost it at the Copacabana!!