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« Reply #160 on: November 05, 2007, 05:14:37 PM »
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« Reply #161 on: November 05, 2007, 06:15:36 PM »
There was an old man from the West,

That wore a bright lavender vest, 
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« Reply #162 on: November 05, 2007, 06:23:11 PM »
There was an old man from the West,

That wore a bright lavender vest, 

The townfolk were rumored to say,

He's light in the loafers, quite gay,
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« Reply #163 on: November 05, 2007, 06:45:23 PM »
There was an old man from the West,

That wore a bright lavender vest, 

The townfolk were rumored to say,

He's light in the loafers, quite gay,

but they were all put to the test...

when the old man exposed her breasts!!
(lol)
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« Reply #164 on: November 06, 2007, 07:05:18 PM »
I once knew a guy from Quebec,
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« Reply #165 on: November 07, 2007, 11:44:25 AM »
I once knew a guy from Quebec,
he had a  humongous wart on his neck;
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« Reply #166 on: November 07, 2007, 02:18:20 PM »
I once knew a guy from Quebec,
he had a  humongous wart on his neck;
It was ugly as sin
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« Reply #167 on: November 07, 2007, 03:23:53 PM »
I once knew a guy from Quebec,
he had a  humongous wart on his neck;
It was ugly as sin
and my mother wouldn't let him in
so we cut it off and hid it under the deck.

grossness...
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« Reply #168 on: November 09, 2007, 05:48:32 PM »
There is an old house in the mountains
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« Reply #169 on: November 09, 2007, 09:52:22 PM »
There is an old house in the mountains
It's been there for years with no fountains
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« Reply #170 on: November 10, 2007, 03:19:15 PM »
OMG.....my mind is BLANK!! Waaaaaaa.....
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« Reply #171 on: November 11, 2007, 02:05:06 PM »
There is an old house in the mountains
It's been there for years with no fountains
We'd go there to party
Some brews for the hearty
The cans are lined up for the countin' drunken Laughing
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« Reply #172 on: November 11, 2007, 02:49:52 PM »
Quote from: 2NJSons_Mom on November 11, 2007, 02:05:06 PM
There is an old house in the mountains
It's been there for years with no fountains
We'd go there to party
Some brews for the hearty
The cans are lined up for the countin' drunken Laughing


HAHAAAAAA!! Lmaooooooo!! I LIKE IT!...lol. Laughing
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« Reply #173 on: November 11, 2007, 02:55:02 PM »
There was a fat turkey named Sam
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« Reply #174 on: November 11, 2007, 06:17:55 PM »
There was a fat turkey named Sam
Who was spied by a hungry young man
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« Reply #175 on: November 11, 2007, 06:48:01 PM »
There was a fat turkey named Sam
Who was spied by a hungry young man
He pulled up his gun
which made Sammy run
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« Reply #176 on: November 11, 2007, 09:00:00 PM »
There was a fat turkey named Sam
Who was spied by a hungry young man
He pulled up his gun
which made Sammy run
Poor Sam is now stuffed in a pan
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« Reply #177 on: November 12, 2007, 07:20:21 AM »
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« Reply #178 on: November 12, 2007, 11:00:32 AM »
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Red and his staff are so spunky
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« Reply #179 on: November 12, 2007, 06:24:02 PM »
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Red and his staff are so spunky
Day and night they all work so hard
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