Limericks

[crazybabyborg]

Third line's all yours, Klaas. I'll just watch to see what Angie does with it.   

[crazybabyborg]

Lord, Should have known Speedy already had one! 

1.There once was a guy named Matt
2. Who wouldn't get up, he just sat
3. His wife was at a loss what to do
4. She picked him up and just threw
5. And now Matt's outside on his Ass.


I'm sorry..............couldn't resist! 

[crazybabyborg]

1. There was an old man from Aruba             

[Angiex911dsptchr]

ROFL   

1. There was an old man from Aruba     
2. Who had a big fat dupa

[crazybabyborg]

ROFL   

1. There was an old man from Aruba     
2. Who had a big fat dupa

OK, World. WHERE do I go from here???

1. There was an old man from Aruba     
2. Who had a big fat dupa
3. He'd pull it up tight

[Angiex911dsptchr]

1. There was an old man from Aruba     
2. Who had a big fat dupa
3. He'd pull it up tight
4. Is Dennis Jacob in sight
5. Eating  frosted flakes delight   

  NEXT       

[crazybabyborg]

This thread reminds me of naughty nursery rhymes we used to learn as teens. Ever heard of this one?

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the Cupboard
To get her poor doggie some bread.
When she bent over
Rover took over
And she got bred instead.         

[crazybabyborg]

 You're KILLING me! 

1. There once was a girl in the store

[Angiex911dsptchr]

This thread reminds me of naughty nursery rhymes we used to learn as teens. Ever heard of this one?

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the Cupboard
To get her poor doggie some bread.
When she bent over
Rover took over
And she got bred instead.         

  LMAO  OMG.. YEP ~!!  Andrew Dice Clay   

[Angiex911dsptchr]

1. There once was a girl in the store
2. Who claimed shes not a whore

[crazybabyborg]

Or this one:

Jack and Jill went up the Hill
They both had a doller and quarter
When they came down
Jill had two and a half
They didn't go up for water!


OK.......

1. There once was a girl in the store
2. Who claimed shes not a whore
3. But she took to the street

[Angiex911dsptchr]

1. There once was a girl in the store
2. Who claimed shes not a whore
3. But she took to the street
4. Blisters on her feet

[crazybabyborg]

1. There once was a girl in the store
2. Who claimed shes not a whore
3. But she took to the street
4. Blisters on her feet
5. And solicited the men some more!

[klaasend]

I was going to say

5. and her feet weren't the only thing sore 

[Angiex911dsptchr]

I was going to say

5. and her feet weren't the only thing sore 

  ROFLMAO 

[Angiex911dsptchr]

1. On October 1st it was said

[klaasend]

1. On October 1st it was said
2. The next day Beth's book could be read

[crazybabyborg]

1. On October 1st it was said
2. The next day Beth's book could be read
3. We waited all day

[crazybabyborg]

I was going to say

5. and her feet weren't the only thing sore 

ROFL!! PERFECT, Klaas!


1. On October 1st it was said
2. The next day Beth's book could be read
3. We waited all day
4. Wondering what she would say
5. And talked in the forum instead

   NEXT!

[Angiex911dsptchr]

1. There once was a Man named McSweeny