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« Reply #220 on: April 17, 2008, 06:50:40 PM »

There once was a dude named Koen
There is rumor this kid was knowin'
By momma he hid
Oh such a BIG kid








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« Reply #221 on: November 13, 2008, 03:12:08 AM »


There once was a dude named Koen
There is rumor this kid was knowin'
By momma he hid
Oh such a BIG kid
Always his nose he be blowin'
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« Reply #222 on: November 14, 2008, 03:03:44 AM »

A monkey who lived in Leeds
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« Reply #223 on: November 18, 2008, 01:46:19 AM »



A monkey who lived in Leeds
Who had a case of Fleas
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« Reply #224 on: November 19, 2008, 12:43:05 AM »


A monkey who lived in Leeds
Who had a case of Fleas
Got in his car
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« Reply #225 on: November 19, 2008, 01:48:31 AM »


A monkey who lived in Leeds
Who had a case of Fleas
Got in his car
But did not go far


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« Reply #226 on: November 19, 2008, 03:36:08 AM »


A monkey who lived in Leeds
Who had a case of Fleas
Got in his car
But did not go far
Air in his tires he needs
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« Reply #227 on: November 19, 2008, 03:49:07 AM »


There once was a boy named Jack
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« Reply #228 on: November 19, 2008, 07:41:04 AM »


There once was a boy named Jack
who carried a sack on his back
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« Reply #229 on: November 22, 2008, 05:47:00 PM »


There once was a boy named Jack
who carried a sack on his back
He was laughed at by Lenny
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« Reply #230 on: December 01, 2008, 12:19:47 AM »

There once was a boy named Jack
who carried a sack on his back
He was laughed at by Lenny
He was picked on by Benny
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« Reply #231 on: December 02, 2008, 02:48:31 AM »

There once was a boy named Jack
who carried a sack on his back
He was laughed at by Lenny
He was picked on by Benny
Now what do you make of all that?
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« Reply #232 on: December 06, 2008, 11:30:21 PM »

I'm doing my shopping today
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« Reply #233 on: December 08, 2008, 01:27:33 AM »


I'm doing my shopping today
Will not get carried away
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« Reply #234 on: December 09, 2008, 11:43:59 AM »

I'm doing my shopping today
Will not get carried away
I'll shop 'til I drop
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« Reply #235 on: December 09, 2008, 06:32:27 PM »

I'm doing my shopping today
Will not get carried away
I'll shop 'til I drop
Eat 'til I could pop
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« Reply #236 on: December 09, 2008, 06:56:27 PM »

I'm doing my shopping today
Will not get carried away
I'll shop 'til I drop
Eat 'til I could pop
Then be ready for Christmas; Hooray!   

 
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« Reply #237 on: December 09, 2008, 06:58:30 PM »

I'm timming the tree with Holly
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« Reply #238 on: January 24, 2009, 09:31:27 AM »


I'm trimming the tree with Holly
Now some might think this is folly
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« Reply #239 on: March 13, 2009, 10:49:14 PM »

I'm trimming the tree with Holly
Now some might think this is folly
But actually it is just a slow news day
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