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« Reply #40 on: October 07, 2007, 09:08:07 PM »
CBB where are you?  HELP  LOL   Shocked


1. There once was a Man named McSweeny
2. Who had a bug on his weenie
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« Reply #41 on: October 07, 2007, 09:48:01 PM »
CBB where are you?  HELP  LOL   


1. There once was a Man named McSweeny
2. Who had a bug on his weenie
3. He started to scream.
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« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2007, 10:47:36 PM »
CBB where are you?  HELP  LOL   


1. There once was a Man named McSweeny
2. Who had a bug on his weenie
3. He started to scream.
4. Realized it was a dream
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« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2007, 11:52:58 PM »
CBB where are you?  HELP  LOL   


1. There once was a Man named McSweeny
2. Who had a bug on his weenie
3. He started to scream.
4. Realized it was a dream
5. His troubles turned out to be teeny. Laughing
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I expect a miracle _Peaches ~ ~ May She Rest In Peace.

SOMEONE KNOWS THE TRUTH  

None of us here just fell off the turnip truck. - Magnolia
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« Reply #44 on: October 08, 2007, 12:21:34 AM »
Quote from: 2NJSons_Mom on October 07, 2007, 11:52:58 PM
CBB where are you?  HELP  LOL   


1. There once was a Man named McSweeny
2. Who had a bug on his weenie
3. He started to scream.
4. Realized it was a dream
5. His troubles turned out to be teeny. Laughing

 Shocked Shocked Shocked That's a teeny weenie limerick!  Very Happy


You guys get raunchy while I'm gone, don'cha?  Laughing OK..............

1. There was an old man from Nantucket              Cool Cool Cool
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« Reply #45 on: October 08, 2007, 11:32:46 PM »
1.  There was once a witch named Renfro
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« Reply #46 on: October 09, 2007, 07:39:50 PM »
Quote from: crazybabyborg on October 08, 2007, 12:21:34 AM
Quote from: 2NJSons_Mom on October 07, 2007, 11:52:58 PM
CBB where are you?  HELP  LOL   


1. There once was a Man named McSweeny
2. Who had a bug on his weenie
3. He started to scream.
4. Realized it was a dream
5. His troubles turned out to be teeny. Laughing

 Shocked Shocked Shocked That's a teeny weenie limerick!  Very Happy


You guys get raunchy while I'm gone, don'cha?  Laughing OK..............

1. There was an old man from Nantucket              Cool Cool Cool
2. Who carried big rocks in a bucket
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« Reply #47 on: October 09, 2007, 07:40:43 PM »
Quote from: klaasend on October 08, 2007, 11:32:46 PM
1.  There was once a witch named Renfro
2.Who sucked more then just a big toe
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« Reply #48 on: October 10, 2007, 01:46:16 AM »
1.  There was once a witch named Renfro
2.  Who sucked more then just a big toe
3.  Her crotch went to rottin'
4.  But she wasn't forgotten


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1. There was an old man from Nantucket
2. Who carried big rocks in a bucket
3. He rolled down a hill
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« Reply #49 on: October 10, 2007, 01:52:43 PM »
1.  There was once a witch named Renfro
2.  Who sucked more then just a big toe
3.  Her crotch went to rottin'
4.  But she wasn't forgotten
5.  'Cause Siddalee says it is so. Rolling Eyes


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1. There was an old man from Nantucket
2. Who carried big rocks in a bucket
3. He rolled down a hill
4. And took a blue pil
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I expect a miracle _Peaches ~ ~ May She Rest In Peace.

SOMEONE KNOWS THE TRUTH  

None of us here just fell off the turnip truck. - Magnolia
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« Reply #50 on: October 10, 2007, 11:43:18 PM »
1. There was an old man from Nantucket
2. Who carried big rocks in a bucket
3. He rolled down a hill
4. And took a blue pill
5. Couldn't swallow, so he sucked it!
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« Reply #51 on: October 10, 2007, 11:45:53 PM »
1.  There was once a witch named Renfro
2.  Who sucked more then just a big toe
3.  Her crotch went to rottin'
4.  But she wasn't forgotten
5.  'Cause Siddalee says it is so.

 Very Happy Laughing Laughing

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1.  There was once a witch named Renfro
2.  Who sucked more then just a big toe
3.  Her crotch went to rottin'
4.  But she wasn't forgotten
5. As Aruba's ugliest HO!
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« Reply #52 on: October 11, 2007, 01:25:12 AM »
ROFLMAO  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  OMG.. I was looking at a Liimerick site and saw this posted.. I am peeing my PANTS !

there was a man from cuba
who stuck his dick in a tuba
His newly wed bride
blew on the other side
and his dick flew off to Aruba

 Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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« Reply #53 on: October 11, 2007, 01:27:58 AM »
 1. There once was a fireman named Ed
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« Reply #54 on: October 11, 2007, 09:55:11 AM »
1. There once was a fireman named Ed
2. Who had a big heart, it was said
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R.I.P Dear 2NJ - say hi to Peaches for us!

I expect a miracle _Peaches ~ ~ May She Rest In Peace.

SOMEONE KNOWS THE TRUTH  

None of us here just fell off the turnip truck. - Magnolia
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« Reply #55 on: October 12, 2007, 12:17:07 AM »
Quote from: Angiex911dsptchr on October 11, 2007, 01:25:12 AM
ROFLMAO  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  OMG.. I was looking at a Liimerick site and saw this posted.. I am peeing my PANTS !

there was a man from cuba
who stuck his dick in a tuba
His newly wed bride
blew on the other side
and his dick flew off to Aruba

 Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

You're killing me!!!  Laughing
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« Reply #56 on: October 12, 2007, 12:20:07 AM »
1. There once was a fireman named Ed
2. Who had a big heart, it was said
3. He'd give it away
4. To women, they say
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« Reply #57 on: October 12, 2007, 06:47:24 PM »
1. There once was a fireman named Ed
2. Who had a big heart, it was said
3. He'd give it away
4. To women, they say
5. Poor Ed had too much, now he's dead.  Sad ( :lol:chickened out on other choices, but I know a couple of monkeys who wouldn't)
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R.I.P Dear 2NJ - say hi to Peaches for us!

I expect a miracle _Peaches ~ ~ May She Rest In Peace.

SOMEONE KNOWS THE TRUTH  

None of us here just fell off the turnip truck. - Magnolia
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« Reply #58 on: October 13, 2007, 10:41:31 AM »
Quote from: 2NJSons_Mom on October 12, 2007, 06:47:24 PM
1. There once was a fireman named Ed
2. Who had a big heart, it was said
3. He'd give it away
4. To women, they say
5. Poor Ed had too much, now he's dead.  Sad ( :lol:chickened out on other choices, but I know a couple of monkeys who wouldn't)

UH-HUH! Some things came to my mind too!  Laughing

1. There was a stray cat from New Delhi
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« Reply #59 on: October 13, 2007, 10:53:44 AM »
1. There was a stray cat from New Delhi
2. That was awful smelly
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