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« Reply #60 on: October 13, 2007, 06:53:43 PM »

1. There was a stray cat from New Delhi
2. That was awful smelly
3. It roamed the street
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« Reply #61 on: October 13, 2007, 11:03:59 PM »

1. There was a stray cat from New Delhi
2. That was awful smelly
3. It roamed the street
4. A rodent ..it seeked  to meet
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« Reply #62 on: October 13, 2007, 11:06:29 PM »

1. There was a stray cat from New Delhi
2. That was awful smelly
3. It roamed the street
4. A rodent ..it seeked  to meet
5. It's now in it's smelly belly.
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« Reply #63 on: October 13, 2007, 11:12:03 PM »

It was an deary moon less  October Night
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« Reply #64 on: October 14, 2007, 01:34:18 AM »

1. It was a deary moon less  October Night
2. When a goblin first gave me a fright
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« Reply #65 on: October 14, 2007, 11:06:05 AM »

1. It was a deary moon less  October Night
2. When a goblin first gave me a fright
3. It slowly approached me
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« Reply #66 on: October 14, 2007, 11:32:27 AM »

1. It was a deary moon less  October Night
2. When a goblin first gave me a fright
3. It slowly approached me
4. So scared I could pee
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« Reply #67 on: October 14, 2007, 03:36:41 PM »


1. It was a deary moon less  October Night
2. When a goblin first gave me a fright
3. It slowly approached me
4. So scared I could pee
5. Thus I took Flight
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« Reply #68 on: October 14, 2007, 04:37:05 PM »

1. Around and around we go
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« Reply #69 on: October 14, 2007, 07:08:36 PM »

1. Around and around we go
2. Getting dizzy as heck you know
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« Reply #70 on: October 15, 2007, 06:06:22 PM »

1. Around and around we go
2. Getting dizzy as heck you know
3. Pause for just a second
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« Reply #71 on: October 16, 2007, 06:36:42 PM »


1. Around and around we go
2. Getting dizzy as heck you know
3. Pause for just a second
4. Then back for more, we reckoned        ???
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« Reply #72 on: October 16, 2007, 07:49:08 PM »

1. Around and around we go
2. Getting dizzy as heck you know
3. Pause for just a second
4. Then back for more, we reckoned        ???
5. Until we end up with that greenish glow. pukel
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« Reply #73 on: October 16, 2007, 07:50:32 PM »

1. There once was a store on the corner.
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« Reply #74 on: October 16, 2007, 08:38:57 PM »

1. There once was a store on the corner.
2. Owned by   Jack Horner
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« Reply #75 on: October 16, 2007, 10:26:11 PM »

1. There once was a store on the corner.
2. Owned by (a guy named)  Jack Horner
3. He wasn't so nice
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« Reply #76 on: October 18, 2007, 01:27:38 PM »

1. There once was a store on the corner.
2. Owned by (a guy named)  Jack Horner
3. He wasn't so nice
4. And like to play with mice
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« Reply #77 on: October 18, 2007, 05:31:05 PM »

1. There once was a store on the corner.
2. Owned by (a guy named)  Jack Horner
3. He wasn't so nice
4. And like to play with mice
5. The neighbors have left for the border.
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« Reply #78 on: October 18, 2007, 06:50:14 PM »

1. There once was a Monkey
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« Reply #79 on: October 18, 2007, 09:33:55 PM »

1. There once was a Monkey

Oldfart, the teacher in me is speaking now...you're missing a beat....3 on the 1st & 2nd, 2 on the 3rd & 4th & then 3 on the last.

How about:

There once was a Monkey named __________(fill in the blanks)
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