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« Reply #80 on: October 18, 2007, 10:11:19 PM »
There once was a Monkey named Oldfart
That kept his gas stored in a quart

The glass jar was broken

And not a single word was spoken

At least there was no retort




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« Reply #81 on: October 18, 2007, 10:16:57 PM »
Quote from: sleddogs on October 18, 2007, 10:11:19 PM
There once was a Monkey named Oldfart
That kept his gas stored in a quart

The glass jar was broken

And not a single word was spoken

At least there was no retort






 Laughing  Good job, Sleddogs....why not start a new one? 
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« Reply #82 on: October 18, 2007, 10:20:52 PM »
 

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There once was a mod named Klaasend
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« Reply #83 on: October 18, 2007, 10:24:48 PM »
There once was a mod named Klaasend
She has the skills and the hot damn!
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« Reply #84 on: October 18, 2007, 10:26:54 PM »
There once was a mod named Klaasend

She has the skills and the hot damn!

But, please don't cuss or swear
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« Reply #85 on: October 18, 2007, 10:39:59 PM »
There once was a mod named Klaasend

She has the skills and the hot damn!

But, please don't cuss or swear

She'll warn you without a care
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« Reply #86 on: October 18, 2007, 11:10:10 PM »
There once was a mod named Klaasend

She has the skills and the hot damn!

But, please don't cuss or swear

She'll warn you without a care

And does it without pay or stipend!
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« Reply #87 on: October 19, 2007, 01:09:28 AM »
A hog went and laid in the gutter
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« Reply #88 on: October 19, 2007, 10:52:08 AM »
A hog went and laid in the gutter

While the milkmaid churned her sire's butter
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« Reply #89 on: October 19, 2007, 01:25:48 PM »
A hog went and laid in the gutter

While the milkmaid churned her sire's butter

It was a hot day
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« Reply #90 on: October 19, 2007, 01:48:45 PM »
Quote from: 2NJSons_Mom on October 18, 2007, 09:33:55 PM
Quote from: oldfart on October 18, 2007, 06:50:14 PM
1. There once was a Monkey

Oldfart, the teacher in me is speaking now...you're missing a beat....3 on the 1st & 2nd, 2 on the 3rd & 4th & then 3 on the last.

How about:

There once was a Monkey named __________(fill in the blanks)

 scratch   "missing a beat"      
I was just wanting someone to rhyme  Monkey     Wink
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« Reply #91 on: October 19, 2007, 06:22:54 PM »
Quote from: oldfart on October 19, 2007, 01:48:45 PM
Quote from: 2NJSons_Mom on October 18, 2007, 09:33:55 PM
Quote from: oldfart on October 18, 2007, 06:50:14 PM
1. There once was a Monkey

Oldfart, the teacher in me is speaking now...you're missing a beat....3 on the 1st & 2nd, 2 on the 3rd & 4th & then 3 on the last.

How about:

There once was a Monkey named __________(fill in the blanks)

 scratch   "missing a beat"      
I was just wanting someone to rhyme  Monkey     Wink

Rhyming is also required for 1,2,5 and 3,4.... Wink
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« Reply #92 on: October 19, 2007, 08:35:30 PM »
Thank you for the instruction 2NJSons_Mom.  I enjoy playing the games, but you will notice I haven't done limericks, because I didn't understand the basics.     I've noted your instructions and would like to play too.  Thank you in advance for correcting me on any bloopers  Laughing Laughing as I learn.  Mr. Green
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« Reply #93 on: October 19, 2007, 09:02:44 PM »
A hog went and laid in the gutter
While the milkmaid churned her sire's butter
It was a hot day
And she started to sway
So the cow squirted her with it's utter!

 Laughing Laughing Laughing

OldFart? You want a rhyme with "Monkey"? Here you go, let's start one:

Alas, there was a small monkey
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« Reply #94 on: October 19, 2007, 10:42:52 PM »
Alas, there was a small monkey

That drunk a fifth of rye whiskey   
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« Reply #95 on: October 19, 2007, 10:46:04 PM »
Edit

Alas, there was a small monkey

That drank a fifth of rye whiskey 





(and no I haven't had any, yet)
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« Reply #96 on: October 20, 2007, 12:04:49 AM »
Alas, there was a small monkey

That drank a fifth of rye whiskey 

He wasn't too shot
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« Reply #97 on: October 20, 2007, 07:41:10 AM »
Alas, there was a small monkey

That drank a fifth of rye whiskey 

He wasn't too shot

Cause he never used pot
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« Reply #98 on: October 20, 2007, 12:41:13 PM »
Alas, there was a small monkey

That drank a fifth of rye whiskey 

He wasn't too shot

Cause he never used pot

But he scampered about feeling frisky!
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« Reply #99 on: October 20, 2007, 04:29:59 PM »
A little old man with a cane,
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