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Author Topic: Monkey Musings Daily Open Discussion #8 10/24 - 11/19/2007  (Read 214871 times)
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« Reply #160 on: October 28, 2007, 10:03:30 PM »

Good one CBB!!  Laughing This forum is rated PG Angie  Wink  Very Happy
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« Reply #161 on: October 28, 2007, 10:04:37 PM »

A little off color but.............an
Oldie, but a Goodie:

A narcissistic mouse was wandering through the jungle when he spied a huge female elephant. Feeling his "oats", the mouse thought to himself, "I'm gonna have my way with her!" and jumped on the elephant's back and began to hump away.

A laid back monkey in a cocunut tree had witnessed the whole thing and thought to himself, "Look at that idiot mouse. Who does he think he is, anyway? I'm going to throw a coconut at him and knock his butt off that elephant." So, the monkey hurled a coconut at the mouse, but missed and hit the elephant hard in the side.

The elephant grunted at the blow, "Uhhhh", to which the mouse replied,
"SUFFER, bitch, SUFFER!"

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« Reply #162 on: October 28, 2007, 10:17:05 PM »


  Well good night all,  I have caught up on a lot of info tonite  and you all are totally incorrigible Funny but incorrigible LOL    Jerry



A little off color but.............an
Oldie, but a Goodie:

A narcissistic mouse was wandering through the jungle when he spied a huge female elephant. Feeling his "oats", the mouse thought to himself, "I'm gonna have my way with her!" and jumped on the elephant's back and began to hump away.

A laid back monkey in a cocunut tree had witnessed the whole thing and thought to himself, "Look at that idiot mouse. Who does he think he is, anyway? I'm going to throw a coconut at him and knock his butt off that elephant." So, the monkey hurled a coconut at the mouse, but missed and hit the elephant hard in the side.

The elephant grunted at the blow, "Uhhhh", to which the mouse replied,
"SUFFER, bitch, SUFFER!"

 Very Happy Laughing
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« Reply #163 on: October 28, 2007, 10:17:38 PM »

Here's another clip from Salem's Lot..Not quite as scary as the others..But it works  Razz Anyone dressing up this year?

Klaas you remember this scene?  Laughing

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2064277719
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« Reply #164 on: October 28, 2007, 10:30:51 PM »

Here's another clip from Salem's Lot..Not quite as scary as the others..But it works  Razz Anyone dressing up this year?

Klaas you remember this scene?  Laughing

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2064277719

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« Reply #165 on: October 28, 2007, 10:32:41 PM »

Good one CBB!!  Laughing This forum is rated PG Angie  Wink  Very Happy


 Laughing  OBS.... I didnt think the whole pic posted..  Smile   
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« Reply #166 on: October 28, 2007, 11:25:07 PM »

Here's another clip from Salem's Lot..Not quite as scary as the others..But it works  Razz Anyone dressing up this year?

Our family had a Halloween/B.D. party and we all had to dress up. I got a 3' x 3' sheet of cardboard and made a white picket fence that I hung around my neck with the top just below my eyes. Then I put on a old fishing hat. All the adult knew who I was immediately. The kids just starred at me.  Laughing


P.S. My last name is the same. LOL

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« Reply #167 on: October 28, 2007, 11:25:12 PM »

Steady Hand Maze

I made it through 5 maps..Can you beat that? 

http://www.dork.tv/view/Steady+Hand+Maze.html


This game requires a very steady hand and is very fun to try with friends. Pass all the levels to get a bonus level. Go slow in the thinner passageways because crashing into the walls means you have to start completely over again.


Happy Halloween   Razz
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« Reply #168 on: October 28, 2007, 11:26:08 PM »

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« Reply #169 on: October 28, 2007, 11:27:16 PM »

Here's another clip from Salem's Lot..Not quite as scary as the others..But it works  Razz Anyone dressing up this year?

Our family had a Halloween/B.D. party and we all had to dress up. I got a 3' x 3' sheet of cardboard and made a white picket fence that I hung around my neck with the top just below my eyes. Then I put on a old fishing hat. All the adult knew who I was immediately. The kids just starred at me.  Laughing


P.S. My last name is the same. LOL



Ahha!! I liked that show Smile
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« Reply #170 on: October 28, 2007, 11:48:09 PM »

Steady Hand Maze

I made it through 5 maps..Can you beat that? 

http://www.dork.tv/view/Steady+Hand+Maze.html


This game requires a very steady hand and is very fun to try with friends. Pass all the levels to get a bonus level. Go slow in the thinner passageways because crashing into the walls means you have to start completely over again.


Happy Halloween   Razz

 Laughing Laughing Got my dog barking!
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« Reply #171 on: October 28, 2007, 11:52:15 PM »

Steady Hand Maze

I made it through 5 maps..Can you beat that? 

http://www.dork.tv/view/Steady+Hand+Maze.html


This game requires a very steady hand and is very fun to try with friends. Pass all the levels to get a bonus level. Go slow in the thinner passageways because crashing into the walls means you have to start completely over again.


Happy Halloween   Razz

 Laughing Laughing Got my dog barking!

I knew you would try to beat my record  Laughing
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« Reply #172 on: October 29, 2007, 01:07:06 AM »

Steady Hand Maze

I made it through 5 maps..Can you beat that? 

http://www.dork.tv/view/Steady+Hand+Maze.html


This game requires a very steady hand and is very fun to try with friends. Pass all the levels to get a bonus level. Go slow in the thinner passageways because crashing into the walls means you have to start completely over again.


Happy Halloween   Razz

I'm gonna strangle me a monkey..........................
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« Reply #173 on: October 29, 2007, 01:12:37 AM »

*******  Laughing
I think I went thru a lot of those courses (passed most but not all)
I had a real problem with Class 2 ~The Toilet Paper Roll   NOT with changing / adding a new one but whether the paper had to come over the top or under the bottom of the roll  Shocked

Angie  LOL   even without the punch line.. quote / pic / what ever it was...
Yes us men have been know to let our "other brain"  ??  take control at times and the real one goes Poof... Gone...

CBB
JMO but you need to find that new ABB exerciser & maybe hook it up to the new tread mill  / workstation combo that is out . To where the work-station does not work unless you are jogging on the tread mill( which also grants time on the ABB exerciser)  burning off calories?  Ah Umm Yes.. calories sounds right..  Rolling Eyes
You could even get some plastic Spiders & hang them behind you for motivation to Jog..a little faster or longer. Laughing

Sorry Embarassed
See Ya All in a couple of days
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« Reply #174 on: October 29, 2007, 01:28:13 AM »

Hi CBB  Razz 
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« Reply #175 on: October 29, 2007, 06:54:18 AM »

Good Morning Monkeys! A little humor last night..too funny!

MuffyBee or Sharon...I wasn't able to bump Clinton's candles up :sad:Can one of you help, please? TIA

Angie...Stay Strong

Last but not least...Congratulations to the Red Sox!!!! Must be some celebrating going on in Bean Town. For the rest of us, maybe next year!
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« Reply #176 on: October 29, 2007, 09:01:54 AM »

SHELL....I'm so sorry to hear of your loss.Was concerned this was the case after reading both yours and Klaas' posts. Glad to hear that you all made it out safely. Thoughts and prayers to all affected by the fires.

If there is anything you need help with, please let us know. Maybe you are OK now, but things may change in the next few weeks. If this happens please do not hesitate to ask. I'm sure some smart Monkey will be able to figure out how we could send gift certificates for nationwide and online stores,even if only for everyday items, pet supplies etc.

Take care, Shell and please keep us posted when you are able.
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« Reply #177 on: October 29, 2007, 10:19:36 AM »


OMG  Angi  that was sooooo funny  ( Ol Jer reaches for a new depends )
  My gosh I didn't even see that coming,  Shocked  please help keep us LOL ing  <g>
  Jerry from Ohio  (Who is now dry again ) Now whered I put that darned bottle of that good smelling powder ? Hmm ? )  Rolling Eyes ::::Giggeling like a little Girl :::::::
    and a short PS,  I am glad that you were not injured in the auto accident.    Very Happy




Another monkey sent me this a week or so ago..    Laughing
It is hilarious  Smile

BATHROOM BREAK

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/786303/bathroom_break/
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« Reply #178 on: October 29, 2007, 10:38:03 AM »

Good Morning Monkeys! A little humor last night..too funny!

MuffyBee or Sharon...I wasn't able to bump Clinton's candles up :sad:Can one of you help, please? TIA

Angie...Stay Strong

Last but not least...Congratulations to the Red Sox!!!! Must be some celebrating going on in Bean Town. For the rest of us, maybe next year!

Hey there Mum   I can move Clinton's candles, no problem. 
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« Reply #179 on: October 29, 2007, 10:43:43 AM »

Looks like Sharon already moved Clinton's candles to the next page.  Hope all you monkeys have a good Monday.
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