Monkey Musings Daily Open Discussion #9 11/19 - 1/23/2008

[2NJSons_Mom]

Howdy everyone!!!...I cant tell y'all how excited I am to finally be here!!!...I been readin here for a LONG time!!!...Thanks for havin me!!!!....

Welcome, Battnt....good to have you here.

[snoopy]

Howdy Battnt!!    Welcome

Peaches...Miracles happen everyday. 

[Katysmom]

Thank you for helping me with my avitar, Klass.  YOU'RE GREAT!!

[Jacquie]

Hey you Monkey Heads~

So glad there is finally action with this investigation and
hope this time it's the real deal.

Hope all of you are doing well~

Jacqueline

[Lala'sMom]

Howdy everyone!!!...I cant tell y'all how excited I am to finally be here!!!...I been readin here for a LONG time!!!...Thanks for havin me!!!!....

Welcome to the cage...sit.  Stay a while.

[snoopy]

Hey you Monkey Heads~

So glad there is finally action with this investigation and
hope this time it's the real deal.

Hope all of you are doing well~

Jacqueline

Well fan my brow!!  It is great to see you girl!!  How ya doin?  What's new?  It's about time you got yourself back here.

[Kat_Gram]

TY for the concern about my health. I am pretty good. I go to work 98 % of the time, etc and my big concern right now is a new hairdo and I am getting a re do ?? or whatever in the middle of December for Christmas. I am still wearing my Halloween hair and face. UGH. And I do mean UGH !  My hair is wrecked from chlorine in the pool, funny color and it is Fugly. Can't find a nice hat either. 
ps I go to the big pooh bah specialist Jan 2, it will be sorted out then.
We have socilaized medicine here in Canada, always long waiting lists for everything. If I was real sick I sure would not be at work most of the time as we have leave wth pay and all sorts of plans and whatever for these things.

[crazybabyborg]

Katgram, I'm glad you're feeling better, and that you are able to get in to see a specialist!

BTW, do you know you have a Christmas avatar in the Lounge? Well. here it is:


http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/crazybabyborgs/ckg.gif

[Lala'sMom]

Dear Santa,
I was checking out Marlee to see if she was "naughty" or "nice".  I concluded that she has been pretty good this year.  Only thing is...she only wants this one gorgeous, handsome...uh...er...thing this year....but she ain't getting it. 

[Jacquie]

Hey you Monkey Heads~

So glad there is finally action with this investigation and
hope this time it's the real deal.

Hope all of you are doing well~

Jacqueline

Well fan my brow!!  It is great to see you girl!!  How ya doin?  What's new?  It's about time you got yourself back here.

Snoop dawwwwwwwwwwwwwg.

I'm well thanks, and hope you are too.
Great news , huh?

I sure hope it's going to really be "it" this time for the three amigos.

ROCK ON....

[LouiseVargas]

Hello Monkey Heads (I copied from Jacquie)!

Jacquie, how are you? Have not seen you in a long time and I've been thinking about you.

I'm gonna sit and stay awhile.  

Louise

[Jacquie]

Hello Monkey Heads (I copied from Jacquie)!

Jacquie, how are you? Have not seen you in a long time and I've been thinking about you.

I'm gonna sit and stay awhile.  

Louise

Hey you!
I'm doing well thanks hope you are too!

I'm so happy to hear this news and of course I immediately thought
of all of you here.  I truly hope this does not turn out to be another disappointment for the Holloway family, something in my gut tells me maybe this time it will be different.

Work has been so completely crazy and busy I don't go on the PC much at night anymore.

Wishing you and all the Monks a very Merry and just hope that there is more good news to come!!

[MuffyBee]

Jacquie ~ You have been missed!   

[Kat_Gram]

MATH PROBLEM this is very cute, don't know why it works, but it do
 
 Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the country.
 
 Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your Head)
 
 1. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the Area Code)
 2. Multiply by 80
 3. Add 1
 4. Multiply by 250
 5. Add the last 4 Digits of your phone number
 6. Add the last 4 Digits of your phone number again
 7. Subtract 250
 8. Divide number by 2
 
 Do you recognize the number??



Yep, it's YOURS ! !  !



 

 
 
 

 

[Kat_Gram]

With all the stress dur to recent events, I found some humor helpful :
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband
accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.

Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like
most women--she loved to browse.

One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in
our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of
you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and
are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to  the women's
restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "
Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.


7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring  pillows and blankets from
the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying
and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror
while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the
clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practised his "Madonna look" by
using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"
And last, but not least .............


15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper  in here!"

[MuffyBee]

Good morning    Happy Thirst-Day to you all  .  I hope we get some good news from Aruba today.  Have a good day 


Kat ~  I liked that Walmart story.  Sounds just about like something my DH would do...

[Jacquie]

Jacquie ~ You have been missed!   

Thanks MuffyBee.
Hope you are doing well.
Great news about the case.

[2NJSons_Mom]

 

Jacquie is back!!!  Yes, you were missed, but thought of often.

Good morning, all.

[Lala'sMom]

Dear Santa,
A new pair of dancing shoes for our dear Jacqueline would be nice this year.  She's worn  out her old ones after 2 years.  I bet you didn't know her toes twinkle, did you? 

[klaasend]

Pretty far from Aruba but large earthquake for the Caribbean area:

Earthquake Details
Magnitude 7.4
Date-Time Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 19:00:19 UTC
Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 03:00:19 PM at epicenter
Time of Earthquake in other Time Zones 
Location 14.951°N, 61.241°W
Depth 143.1 km (88.9 miles)
Region MARTINIQUE REGION, WINDWARD ISLANDS
Distances 23 km (14 miles) NNW (332°) from Le Morne-Rouge, Saint-Pierre, Martinique
23 km (14 miles) NW (306°) from Le Lorrain, La Trinité, Martinique
24 km (15 miles) NNW (344°) from Saint-Pierre, Saint-Pierre, Martinique
42 km (26 miles) SSE (159°) from ROSEAU, Dominica
270 km (168 miles) NW (320°) from BRIDGETOWN, Barbados
 
Location Uncertainty horizontal +/- 4.3 km (2.7 miles); depth +/- 6.6 km (4.1 miles)
Parameters Nst=202, Nph=202, Dmin=268.1 km, Rmss=0.8 sec, Gp= 40°,
M-type=moment magnitude (Mw), Version=7 
Source USGS NEIC (WDCS-D)
 
Event ID us2007kha5